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COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN
IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME
I'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
DRIVING ME INSANE
karen
katie x
Waleed Aly needs a good wallop
How do I achieve this look?
give me stuff to wank to
thinking of getting myself a gf haha
gayon poop
Reminder: This is a no Aussie zone. Please ignore all Aussie posters.
need a peng ting to whine her bumper pon my cocki
What would I have to do to get a hereditary peerage these days lads?
Strictly not interested in life peerage. Life peerage is rubbish.
enjoyable gimmick tbf
lad on the left is well handsome
Popping down the gf shop
anyone want anything?
>After Korean class, walking in the same direction as my mong classmate
>try to converse
>"So... how long are you staying in Korea?"
>why
>"Just asking... Do you enjoy it here?"
>why
Never met such a spastic moron in my whole fucking life smfh
good choon la
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Matey in my Korean class just gave me the fucking third degree
Might have him strung up for that shit
...
that's because you've never met me lol
>OKAY OKAY I KNOW THE EU HAS A LOT OF PROBLEMS BUT WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO STAY IN SO WE CAN FIX THEM
WHAT A SHITTY ARGUMENT
What the fuck is this captcha, moot?
got new lifting belt today lads
haha jokes on me though cuz i've only gone and given myself a hernia that will keep me out the gym for a good 6 months
haha
Rapidly wanking my penis
can do 200 sit ups lads
fucking love that beat
most illustrious personality here ;^)
can do almost 1 sit up lads
need to fill my physiological needs rn lads
(excretion)
how so?
inshallah
huge fan of this post
mainly for the use of "gave me the fucking third degree"
love it mate
post hats
who /university of southampton/ here?
my uni is full of normies ree
/brit/ is an Australian normie general
holy shit, she has some strong ankles
wasting bare time even though i got an exam and job application deadline on friday
le middle-class poofter who thinks he's upper class strikes again!
t.
janny is fucking fast
this
me and the gf (me on the left)
How do I achieve this look?
why does love/belonging come before esteem?
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gonna try and move to america lads
life is too mundane in england lel
all there is to do is pub, chippy and ket with the lads
DING A LING OH JANNNYYYY
MITTENS WENT POO POO ON THE RUG AGAIN
OH JANNYYYY
the custodian has arrived
git gud
Lads.
Literally every single Dutch person I've ever met has spoken English.
Why do they even bother teaching Dutch?
They'd be doing the kids a much bigger favour if they taught them English.
This is literally a post from an autistic person pretending to be a "lad".
want to do the same but how the fuck am I going to get a visa
post modern gangster rap
submitting an assessment
>tfw you live in a period where capes are not socially accepted
well if every dutcg person you've ever met speaks english maybe they do get taught english
Wow :DDD
>all there is to do is pub, chippy and ket with the lads
grim
>he's so toxic that he deletes his posts before anyone can see them
i applied for a job over there earlier
was blasting out Air On the Roads at the back of the number 8 top deck since year 7 mate don't chat shit
alri Adam
teach them English and forget about Dutch.
Let Dutch die.
Why are they walking towards the camera?
>chippy
its chipper you fucking moron
alri adam la
cultural marxism much?!?!?!?!?!
Been offered a cheeky job paying ~£16,800 lads. 35 hours a week, 5 over 7. Dunno how I feel to be honest.
I get these spam messages too.
Oficially 90% of the people here can speak English, if you want to find someone who can't speak English you have to look for a Somalian or a bydlo.
>Why do they even bother teaching Dutch?
They'd be doing the kids a much bigger favour if they taught them English.
Dutch is more bueatiful than English, AKA "half our words are French but let's use Germanic spelling" the language
I'm moving there because I'm marrying an American
Either have a skilled job they need or find some American girl willing to green card marriage you into the country. You can get a fiance visa where you have to marry her within 90 days
alri
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold, we'd fire no guns, shed no tears -- now I'm a broken man upon Halifax Pier! The last of Barret's Privateers...
right mr sheckelstein
>I'm marrying an American
might start writing racist graffiti around birmingham to scare the pakis
>uncut
>people tell me to just 'use my foreskin' when wanking
>when I'm hard my foreskin can only be brought up to the base of my head
It's like NATURE CUT ME
me in the middle
>can't even completely fill physiological
that's a paki thing to do
why are yanks so obsessed with anal
No context Louis is literally hilarious lads
don't even know what "homeostasis" is but it sounds gay
>sex
>basic need
Reminder that most of the ira's funding came from Yanks
what did he mean by this?
you would know
nice triple dubs tho
>Robin Wright pressed for pay equal to Kevin Spacey on House of Cards
it is, I do it with the bf all the time
*controversial opinion*
>West Ham will turn their attention to signing Liverpool striker Christian Benteke, 25, after having a club record £31m bid rejected for Lyon's Alexandre Lacazette, 24. (Sun)
>Real Madrid will look to sign West Ham and France midfielder Dimitri Payet, 29, but not until after Euro 2016. (Le 10 Sport, via Talksport)
>England forward Jamie Vardy has a £25m release clause in his contract, but the 29-year-old plans to stay at champions Leicester City next season. (Bleacher Report)
>Arsenal have submitted a £51m offer to Juventus in an attempt to sign 23-year-old forward Alvaro Morata during the summer transfer window. (Corriere dello Sport, via Metro)
>Rafael Benitez has agreed to stay on as manager at Newcastle United and will be given full control over transfers as he plans for next season in the Championship. (Daily Mail)
>Real Madrid have until 15 June to trigger 25-year-old Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea's £39m release clause. (AS, via Talksport)
>Midfielder Tomas Rosicky, 35, who will leave Arsenal this summer, hopes to earn a deal elsewhere by appearing for the Czech Republic at Euro 2016. (Times - subscription required)
>Former Borussia Monchengladbach boss Lucien Favre, the best friend of Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger, is a candidate for the Everton manager's position. (Sun)
>Claudio Ranieri wants to bring £15m-rated Ajax striker Arkadiusz Milik to Leicester. The 22-year-old has scored 47 times in 76 appearances for his club. (Daily Mirror)
>Liverpool and Italy forward Mario Balotelli, 25, who is currently on loan at AC Milan, is wanted by Spanish side Espanyol. (Fichajes, via Daily Star)
>Jose Mourinho has been told the Manchester United job is his this summer if the club's owners decide to sack Louis van Gaal. (Sky Sports)
ok
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from using my intuition of Latin
homeo = human
stasis = stationary
They will never give a hereditary peerage to anyone ever again
Most of the current titles date back to the post-Medieaval period when various kings wanted to either raise money or stuff the Lords with sympathetic voters. No one needs to/can do this now
It's also not politically correct
The last commoner to receive a hereditary title was Dennis Thatcher, who was made a baronet (not even technically a peerage) and it was pretty controversial
I was an extra in the new Star Wars movie. I demand to be paid equally to Harrison Ford
peaked in high school but it wasn't really a peak more like a small lump