Mosquitos are dangerous

How do you deal with it?

I used to slap them when they got too close but I can't anymore.
I don't know if either they got faster or if I got slower.

We don't have many and they're easy to catch in flight or smash on a wall.
And these days two cats spend a lot of time in my house and pounce on everything that moves.

by not being a little bush nigga running around in africa

We don't have malaria in Australia or, in the south at least so mosquitoes aren't much of an issue, just an annoyance

>mosquitoes carry disease

That's like blaming air or water for carrying disease. The whole mosquito thing is stupid.

Don't blame the mosquito, blame the actual diseases.

>this
I just give them a good slap. It's pretty fun smacking one mid-air. If i'm going camping, i'll wear aeroguard

MALARIA IS THE PLASMODIUM FOUND IN THE HINDGUT OF THE FEMALE ANOPHELES MOSQUITO
The mosquito is the vector of the disease, thus, you kill the vector.

>no moose on the list
>no bees on the list
>no horses on the list

>If you kill your mosquitoes, they win

underrated post

What's wrong with snails? I thought they were cute.

Schistosomiasis.

One time a mosquito was flying near my ear and I smacked it and it went inside my ear somehow, still alive but stuck in the ear goo it buzzed around super loudly for a few hours but it was quiet the next day

>Don't blame the terrorist, blame the gun the terrorist is holding!

it might have laid eggs

>mfw mosquitos do a better job killing dindus and mudslimes than humans
>too bad they're after latin americans as well though

I don't go to Lapland in the summer. Also our mosquitos don't carry tropical diseases.

Damn right, at high velocities the moose is the deadliest animal there is.

Kek: went to Karelia to raft, literally stopped caring about mosquitoes because killing them was more trouble than let them have some of my blood

Mosquitos count as animals?

People think we're all stupid because of dumb niggers like you.

>using fly spray
Where's the sport in that?

Bug Zapper on both sides of the house, good screens

always wear socks, they are attracted to feel and hands nine times out of ten for some reason that pisses me off