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Who the fuck made this, which group?

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SI INDONESIA ANG MAUNA

MAYOR ANG PERTAMAX

PUTANG INA INUNAHAN PA ANG MEYOR

Why am I so perfect?

NEVER AGAIN

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When.Will this. Meme end?

what game is that?

>living in truly asia
>perfect

HELLO PINYOS GET READY TO BTFO BY NO. 1 COUNTRY ON ASEAN!

Touhou scarlet weather rhapsody

Hows your vacation fellow /asean/
remember to avoid visiting the philippines
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do you think you're a gentleman?
do you think you're fabulous?
do you think you deserve the attention of girls and your peers?
do you think your life sucks?
do you like listening to your sister having sex?

>get bullied during his childhood
>turned into sissy moefag
>dad couldnt teach him the way of a man
>keep shitting boards with his erp

And this is why Jokowi should just implement conscription bela negara immediately

Oh noes tripz has. Spoken

Meh, I've seen worst in dumagete that involved itaks

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yes, let's flex our puny muscle, waste 100 million filipino lives and its sovereignty for a war we can never win because it's worth it, right?

>they fade to irrelevancy

what do you want them to do, kill their neighbor they disagree with, ISIS-style and instantly gain reputation for being a "bad-ass"? look, i am not saying to mindlessly invite chink invasion and say fuck-it-all to our sovereignty, but be realistic. we don't have money, our people needs food, our infrastructure is crumbling and we're internally disorganized, and you're proposing to immediately have a huge portion of our 3-trillion peso budget for the military alone so we can modernize them and instantly compete with china? i wish our problem is as easy as pouring hot water to an instant noodles. we can't afford war and our military has VERY LONG WAY TO GO, all we can do is secure what is ours and talk about the spratlys, isn't losing war against china good as being a colony of china?

and don't even think americans will fight our war with us. they have their own matters and they will ditch us like how they ditched south vietnam. same with japan who can't even do shit in senkaku islands.

i wish we were in mainland asia if we fought war and apply jungle guerilla warfare, but the thing is that china can easily control the sky and fucking bomb us, without having to send any land based military. just imagine the casualties before we can do anything against them. our soldier's patriotism wasted just because some dumb fuck from the government proposes to fight them off, and besides, belgians were fighting side to side with its british and french allies, poland would've been a better example. anyway, the point is spending shit in military will not do anything against chink hoarding nor they'll get intimidated by it

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You did that thrice

I-I don't do periods!

>tfw indon never posted again inthizthread

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no cheating

NOBODY CAN BEAT THE TRIPZ THE NO. 1 COUNTRY ON ASEAN HAZ!

We have enough budget for them. We should learn to allocate.

Again our military is in desperate need of upgrading the best case scenario is poorfags will have more reason to join the military and get money.
Infrastructure is best left to the private sector.

We can't afford to ignore it anymore.
Taiwan and Indoneisa can even take us if they want to

You are a city not a country

You do

dutdut might actually bring back conscription though


i don't disagre with you though, our weaponries are outdated and we need defenses, but we need to get our priorities sorted out

I'm still here, you know!

I don't!

Someone is compensating for size :3

Fine. Tell me more about the time you got bullied

Sorry m8

T-That's a touchy subject that i'd rather not get into...

That's okay!

I'll tell you about mine then. Once there was a fat guy in high school that kept forcing me to play vidya with him. It got to a point where it's so annoying and even threatening towards the final leg of my high school life. At that time, COD:BO is coming up soon and he is excited for it. Guess what I did in revenge? I bought Hitman instead and wrote a hate poem dedicated to him on FB. He got so mad he ran crying to his mom!

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>Duterte supporters in Japan
FLIPS

Only mandatory ROTC is in talks.

You're pure evil.

Why doesnt asean have the idol thing like in Japan and turn it into billion dollar porn industry?

Do you all subhumans support Trump?
I do. Long live the God Emperor!

That sounds like a pathetic nerd than a bully.

Now a bully is someone who does shit to you that absolutely pushes your patience that you wouldn't even mind to feed him to some stray dogs.

Try sticking up to that idiot for two whole years and tell me that.

I rather have Trump than Dutdut 2bh pamilya

Poor fat guy. Bet you feel happy about yourself.

Calm down they are OFW's that supports pres. Dutdut

Can you give any examples? This is all theoretical of course and has nothing to with any real life events.

Putang
Ina!

Were you subjected to sexual abuse?

Don't you have that Trump in the East? Why? Do you dislike him?

Indonesia has branch idol group of Japan, I guess.

Because we have ugly sluts. Japan, on the other hand have cute anime waifus

Is stun gun legal in Philippines?

JKT69 udah gak laku

He does that too whenever I don't give In to his demands by messing up my table, scribbling my books and punching me. That's the reason why I learnt some self defense from my friends in college. To return the favor when I see him again

Was she raped?

My bully at arounf 4th-6th grade (well more like a group) kept pushing my shit and patience in.

For 2 whole years.

It pushed my patience that i cried nearly everyday when i go to school.

I feel like i would gladly leave them to die.

Of course. Who wouldn't when placed in my shoes

>getting beaten by a fat autistic sperg
>lel
what a cuck guess that fat guy learned some martial arts when he punched you

I still don't get it, what did they do to you exactly in this totally fictional and theoretical story which has nothing to do with real life events?

I like girl on left

Why didnt you train martial arts in the summer in rekt them

I can teach you how to fight if you become my girlfriend

are you otacool?

ambil tali gantung diri
baik mati dari hilang maruah

she's haram for you m8

4>5>1>2>3

How old are you?

He didn't. But I did when I got to know a few friends in college. I had dealt upon him the ultimate insult and exposed his cowardice. The next time, I shalt bring forth the wrath of heaven upon him

i'll suck your dick if you let me into your country

21 soon.

Same story the difference is I got bullied when I was on highschool.

girl on the middle looks like pondan in the back streets of KL

just my imagination, i am not even a Kuala Lumpur guy, i mean she looks like a transvestite

Just get Bs and Cs in A levels and apply for uni through UCAS or some consultant.

had a fight with a """"friend"""" from uni today
>go uni attend class
>formed a group 4 assignment (im leader)
>discuss and separate each task
>everything went well
>this 'friend' in group says he could take care of it
>next day he complains its too hard so we took part of his job
>next day he gave excuses tht hes busy. we wait
>next day my other m8 told me he talk shit behind my back
>next day again he says hes finished but needs polishing
>next day we ask, but refuses to give us. more excuses
>called him many times didnt pick up his phone and skip class multiple times
>he called me asking for my help to complete it for him
>"you bastard i thought you finished it"
>he proceed blaming me and give even more shit excuses
>complete the assignment for him overnight and submit at the very last minute
>next day he come at us all friendly. but my group was silent and salty.
>went to my lecturer secretly to deduct his marks
>lecturer felt our pain and give him 0
>finals passed he score badly and had to repeat
>we talked and argued. he insisted its our fault
>walk away lol who cares

who here were bullies?

my thoughts exactly

tldr haha

Well, first off they didn't fuck off even when i asked them too.

Kept messing with me till the made me cry.

And if you think it's fictional, go ahead.

I don't care if you guys think it's fictional
or true.

I went to some tae-kwon-do club at the time.

Didn't work out.

Plus, back then i didn't have the balls to pull that shit off and face off the principal afterwards.

Enak aja elu.

Don't worry m8.

You can get through this.

what martial arts did you learn? krav maga?
i hope that fatass gets a beating, i mean they need to be taught discipline these days

are you a nigger? nigga do you even read?

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I don't know much about Japanese idol group.I just listened to their music to talk with my friends naturally.

>discuss and separate each task
People actually did this? We all just let one guy do everything.

Serves him right.

Not with all that greens

looser moocher detected

kek lapis. found the faggot

How did they "mess" with you?

malayshit stop calling us indon

thnx

why do you consider him a friend? tell me is he melayu, melayufags are usually lazybones like that

Enjoy doing your assignments lads.

group assignments are always easy, you do shit very little work and still get an A or B for it

Boxing mainly and a little bit of taekwando. Some of my uni friends are into boxing. Might join them soon

>tfw aseans are all uni students or uni graduates

found a chink

Group assignments are a fucking scam.

what are you? i'm neither

No. I didn't experience any kind of sexual abuse, thankfully.

By taking hold of my stuff, making me chase them through nearly THE ENTIRE school ground.

If there was a broom when those kind of times happen, there would be a slight chance i would try to bash them with it (without holdig back)

why do you cry user? there.. there... i am sorry if i tell you to kill yourself. listen to me.

GRAB A FUCKING KNIFE AND SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS, FUCK THAT BULLY

are you chink?