I'm Welsh gib me monis

>I'm Welsh gib me monis
>I'm Scottish gib me monis
>I'm Ulster-Scot gib me monis
>I'm Irish gib me monis
>I'm Cornish gib me monis
>I'm a Northerner gib me monis
>I'm from the Midlands gib me monis
>I'm Manx protect me
>I'm from Guernsey protect me
>I'm from Jersey protect me
>I'm from Gibraltar and totally not Spanish señor
>I'm from Caribbean overseas territory #2846570827 don't infringe on my tax evasion culture
>I'm from Pitcairn Islands don't infringe on my rape culture
>I'm a Falklander don't infringe on my sheep rape culture
>I'm from Akrotiri and Dhekelia I have no culture
>I'm from British Indian Ocean Territory I have no culture
>I'm from Saint Helena I have no culture
>I'm from Ascension I have no culture
>I'm from Tristan da Cunha I have no culture
>I'm from South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands I have no culture
>squawk squawk squawk British Antarctic Territory squawk squawk squawk squawk

>>I'm Ulster-Scot gib me monis

I'll have you know Belfast has the third largest GDP per capita in the UK.

It's the backwards catholics in the countryside that bring us down. We should secede.

London, Edinburgh, Belfast and York should form a city-state empire./

Your gay mate

don't reply to him

Doing gods work literally the best troll on Sup Forums.

Why are scottish the most glorious britons ?

Maxwell, Watt, James bond..

>I'm English, I'm Brown

Those 4 cities together would have a population that's like 90% in London and 50% white

>essex
>sussex
>middlesex

James Watt would have never been able to execute his plans unless he met Matthew Boulton and moved to Birmingham

York, Belfast and Edinburgh are white as fuck. What are you talking about?

do you mean 10 percent of Londons pop?

eating leftovers

Gonna go make nachos

>I'm from Pitcairn Islands don't infringe on my rape culture
>I'm a Falklander don't infringe on my sheep rape culture

Lads been told that I may have Kidney Disease at the age of 21

haha what do I do now to ensure I make the most of my short time?

>northern irish intellectuals

he meant it would still be 50% white because London would make up 90% because it's infinitely bigger than the other 3 cities

A city state empire of London, Edinburgh, Belfast and York will be 90% Londoners so it doesn't really matter how white York, Belfast and Edinburgh are

Travel the world and take fucktones of drugs.

>unironically from Sussex

My bad I understood as soon as I posted. Just a little bit off my head.

Are there any other cities that would be worth joining it?

The West Midlands should be an independent state tbqh

How can you bear to live somewhere that's so hot?

>tfw home counties

The colours what do they mean?

I'm from there, but I don't live there

The different states after balkanisation

the UK in a nutshell

>Part of North England and Northern Ireland united with Scotland
No thanks m8

Can't remember what this is, but I'm going to post it anyway

Its supposedly what people want to be called depending on where they live in the UK

>Maxwell, Watt, James bond..

The English achievements dwarf those of the Scottish, though for their population they've achieved great things. When England and Scotland are united, it's very powerful.

any better?

each state is of an equal population

Looks good to me desu

We posting map stuff.

How does each region get represented in lower houses and upper houses

Saxons, innit.

don't ask me m8

I'm Welsh and just finished fucking an English girl up the arse

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Capital region decides everything, and the rest are told that they must comply or they won't get their bennies

No matter what wig or dress you put on your sheep, they'll never be a real girl, user.

>English achievements

zozzle

Remember to fuck a sheep next to a cliff so they push back harder.

London is a net receiver of tax money. The only regions that are net contributors is the South East and East.

Looks like english dialects if you're not memeing tbqhaf

not memeing
I couldn't be bothered opening it up before I posted it

>Scotland tried to start a colonial empire, lost ALL their money and had to beg to fully join with England

Went to Norfolk and Suffolk once, very comfy region.

>mfw i see how shit England is

>I'm from Gibraltar and totally not Spanish señor
Gee, I wonder who could possibly be reponssible for this!

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Because the other Britons are fucking Bretons

Aren't the Pitcairn Islands all pedos or some shit?

Scots were leaders of the enlightenment (along with French and Germans), but wouldn't have been able to do that if it weren't for the workhorselike English. We made a formidable team.

>England had to beg Scotland not to join up with France instead

I like it

You need a special visa to visit there if you're bringing under 16 year olds, yes.

>You need a special visa to visit there if you're bringing under 16 year olds, yes.
Kek what the actual fuck? How did it get to be that way? I know there's hardly anyone there and it's in the middle of nowhere but still that's just weird.

How many Englishmen are Catholic?

Yes, what about him?

Something like the majority of the people there are sex offenders.

Agreed, Mercia is the oldest capital and West Midlands settlements are older than several countries put together. Fuck London gay boys

(Ignore flag im at uni but I live in Staffordshire)

Fuck all. Based Henry VIII got rid of that shit and gave us the Church of England because fuck Rome and its pedos.