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Nathaniel Bennett
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Angel James
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Sorry for not providing sound effects.
Also, hijacking the thread. Any Greek, Swedish or Finnish to be had?
Parker Howard
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Elijah Adams
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Michael Miller
some czechen to keep this snoozefest alive
Sunnitští extremisté z Islámského státu rozpoutali v iráckém hlavním městě a okolí krvavé tažení proti šíitům. Při pumových atentátech minulý týden zemřelo více než sto lidí, při dalších třech útocích v úterý zemřelo dalších 77 lidí. Vlivný šíitský vůdce Muktada Sadr obvinil vládu, že není schopna zajistit bezpečnost, a do ulic povolal vlastní milice. Uvedla to agentura Reuters.
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Luis Moore
Der kostbarste Besitz auf dieser Welt, aber - ist das eigene Volk.
Und für dieses Volk - und um dieses Volk, wollen wir Ringen und wollen wir kämpfen.
Und Niemals erlahmen; und Niemals ermüden; und Niemals verzagen; und Niemals verzweifeln.
Es lebe unsere Bewegung - es lebe Unser Deutsches Volk.
Es lebe unser Deutsches Reich.
Ryan Moore
Now do this:
Sunnitskí extrémisti z Islamského štátu rozpútali v irackom hlavnom meste a okolí krvavé ťaženie proti šítom. Pri pumových atentátoch minulý týždeň zomrelo viac než sto ľudí, pri ďalších troch útokoch v utorok zomrelo ďalších 77 (sedemdesiatsedem) ľudí. Vplyvný šítsky vodca Muktada Sadr obvinil vládu, že nie je schopná zaistiť bezpečnosť, a do ulíc povolal vlastné milície. Uviedla agentúra Reuters.
Hudson Stewart
>"no no i dont like cuckold por im just literally obsessed with black men fucking white women"
Why do you guys do this?
Anthony Sanders
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sounds like homosexual šišlání desu now you
because black dick is irresistable
Charles Richardson
Oliver Garcia
ayyy
thanks, man.
you have a very sweet voice
Andrew Miller
>irresistable
>ľudí
>ľ
Priti kuut otherwise.
Jaxson Ramirez
Im only ever on int for risk threads...
Are vocaroo threads secretly /soc/ or /lgbt/?
Luis Taylor
No, they're not.
But I can't help it but gay the place up.
I'm sorry :(
Aaron Miller
before your bf shows up
Jordan Nelson
how the fuck can you "gay up" a risk thread?
Lucas Fisher
Not the risk threads. I don't even know what a risk thread is. I gay up the vocaroo threads.
Jace Green
Es war, als hätt der Himmel
die Erde still geküsst,
dass sie im Blütenschimmer
von ihm nun träumen müsst.
Die Luft ging durch die Felder,
die Ähren wogten sacht,
es rauschten leis die Wälder,
so sternklar war die Nacht.
Und meine Seele spannte
weit ihre Flügel aus,
flog durch die stillen Lande,
als flöge sie nach Haus.
Isaiah Hernandez
Just grow a thicker skin and never post a picture of yourself and all will be fine.
Joshua Anderson
>never post a picture of yourself
did someone post a picture of themselves and get taken the piss out of? closest i can think of is the american girl and korea didn't need a picture of her to know she was fat.
Aiden Fisher
I don't know what you're talking about, Nigel.
What's a risk thread?
Also, what's a Jerome Starlets Gentlemen Club?
Owen Stewart
>closest i can think of is the american girl
how the fuck can you tell someone is fat without seeing them?
Julian Bell
the fat pushes down on their voice box so their voice sounds... kinda gurgly, and generally deeper. fat people are preferred as opera singers because of how the fat changes their voice.
Jason Bennett
I did :3
Everyone was super mean.
Colton Perez
are you chubby!brasil?
Asher James
...
Carter Flores
>before your bf
I beg your prdn?
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Alexander Cox
Yes, I am :/
Nicholas Miller
>tfw slavshit
>tfw slav accent
Nathaniel Parker
Not gonna even try and sing that
Aiden King
>gentlemen club
knew you'd be interested
Kayden Thomas
you honestly dont really have a slav accent
the love you guys have for each other is undeniable
Gabriel Wright
whats that suppose to mean?
Gabriel Reyes
Literally who
Ryder Rodriguez
thanks czechbro, dubs don't lie
Isaiah Robinson
you sound kinda like a nerd, but not like a slav. if anything i'd think you were a german since you pronounced the "j" in "jurisdiction" as a y.
Lincoln Gray
Really fucking sure I fucked it up. It was fun tho.
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Austin Smith
wow that's pretty fucking good
It sounds like native german most of the time.
are you one of those elsass guys?
William Stewart
Better nerd than a slav :^) I guess, I have a strange pitch and probably my voice is somewhat nasal, it might sound nerdy.
It's also "y" in russian, by the way
Brayden Roberts
i'm English tb h
Ryan Gutierrez
post those things:
Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische, frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz.
Es klapperten die Klapperschlangen, bis ihre Klapper schlapper klangen.
Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut und Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid.
Joseph Barnes
just made my night with that comment, uezs
Nolan Young
ayy lads, sorry for the mic
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Cameron Williams
Anyone interested in singing anthems?
Julian Diaz
James Ortiz
I want some from other languages to try
Liam White
I can give you some English but I'm guessing that's pretty boring considering that is what's mostly posted
Zachary Cooper
What about some portuguese? Do you think you can handle it?
"Nós, representantes do povo brasileiro, reunidos em Assembléia Nacional Constituinte para instituir um Estado Democrático, destinado a assegurar o exercício dos direitos sociais e individuais, a liberdade, a segurança, o bem-estar, o desenvolvimento, a igualdade e a justiça como valores supremos de uma sociedade fraterna, pluralista e sem preconceitos, fundada na harmonia social e comprometida, na ordem interna e internacional, com a solução pacífica das controvérsias, promulgamos, sob a proteção de Deus, a seguinte CONSTITUIÇÃO DA REPÚBLICA FEDERATIVA DO BRASIL."
Brayden Reed
>It's also "y" in russian, by the way
yeah, but... cyrillic. german is at least written with the same alphabet.
Bentley Morris
Spanish
13:31 También les propuso otra parábola: "El Reino de los Cielos se parece a un grano de mostaza que un hombre sembró en su campo.
13:32 En realidad, esta es la más pequeña de las semillas, pero cuando crece es la más grande de las hortalizas y se convierte en un arbusto, de tal manera que los pájaros del cielo van a cobijarse en sus ramas".
Matthew Russell
Najneprekryštalizovávateľnejšievajúcimi
Zachary Diaz
damn I'm sweating
Ive only speaking spanish before so I'm trying to at least pronounce things that way but in the end spanish pronounciation would probably be wrong anyways
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Christopher Parker
Y-you're taking the piss, aren't you?
Leo Russell
absolutely not
Camden Wood
reminds me of when, for spanish class, this chick did this beautiful, well-researched project on a spanish-speaking country...
...on brasil.
Luis Johnson
What did you say? Tell me.
Jaxon Hill
You have the vocaroo link from
Lincoln James
"Nós, representantes do povo brasileiro, reunidos em Assembléia Nacional Constituinte para instituir um Estado Democrático, destinado a assegurar o exercício dos direitos sociais e individuais, a liberdade, a segurança, o bem-estar, o desenvolvimento, a igualdade e a justiça como valores supremos de uma sociedade fraterna, pluralista e sem preconceitos, fundada na harmonia social e comprometida, na ordem interna e internacional, com a solução pacífica das controvérsias, promulgamos, sob a proteção de Deus, a seguinte CONSTITUIÇÃO DA REPÚBLICA FEDERATIVA DO BRASIL."
Ian Miller
Holy shit, are you for real?
Look, I don't really care too much, but a great way to trigger most brazillians to the extreme is to say that we speak spanish.
They'll become hostile and start spewing nonsense about the iraqi war and gaza and hiroshima and whatnot.
It's actually very fun.
Nah man, I'm serious. You said something in german. What was it?
Sebastian Roberts
oh thank you
well fuck i guess that recording's gone
maybe I'll try again
Leo Ortiz
I fucked up
but i was being honest with the spanish
Ill try again just for huerage
Easton Nelson
Oh shit, yeah. Hahaha, it wasn't yours!
My bad, man.
Logan Howard
alright this is like my 3rd or 4th try now but Im actually pretty content because I barely stuttered this time
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Nathan Jones
Bentley Adams
oh yeah, I'd like to hear how the 2nd and 3rd should be done, desu
Andrew Cooper
poker anyone?
Daniel Fisher
Jace Allen
Lel
Logan Rogers
I love the way you pronounce the Rs.
It was pretty good for a german. I'll record me reading it.
Luke James
Leo Martin
that 3rd one is a real bugger. Cheers, Hans
Aiden Cox
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Listen to this kid's voice.
So sweet.
Elijah Martin
oh wow portugese actually IS different from spanish
Jordan Reed
Yes, it is. I like spanish better, tho.
You?
Noah Johnson
>oh wow portugese actually IS different from spanish
to be fair brs are different than pt pt
brs sound like russians imo
Logan Jenkins
>brs sound like russians imo
wat
Robert Green
Come on, guys! What about the singing?
Noah Parker
I was just watching those guys videos. He's pretty good
Joshua Diaz
Yeah... It's fucking amazing
Jonathan Brown
Austin Wright
I'm trying to sing but there's some serious issues with my throat, I can't breathe properly today. Can't even swallow! Dunno what's happening today with me
John Rodriguez
I just stumbled upon this masterpiece today. Just gimme a few days to memorize lyrics, I keep forgetting things while singing for now.
David Moore
that's so cute :3
Aiden King
That was pretty good. Foreigners seem to get confused with the C and the little leg thing (Ç)
It is pronounced as a S. So, segurança = seguranssa
Jack Flores
Okay, sir.
Ryan White
Thank you :3
Ryder Bell
Sebastian Richardson
hehehe yw :3
Jack Ward
>big brown clocks
Carson Roberts
I'm a man with manners. I don't use vulgar language.
John Brown
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Dylan Miller
Nicholas Williams
>mdr
Frenchy Canadian?
Benjamin Ward
Isaac Perez
>John Madden Naked
>Madden 2004 Cheats
>Disappearing Toaster
>that wallpaper
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10/10 post, saved
Luis Gonzalez
Can any of you sing have a halal birthday for my friend Muhammed?
Nathaniel Harris
You've got it the wrong way 'round, bud
Isaiah Hernandez
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