HURRR GERMAN SOUNDS AGGRESSIVE

>HURRR GERMAN SOUNDS AGGRESSIVE
FUCK everytime I hear this stupid statement I have to puke all over my beer. Seriously it ALWAYS comes from MUH NAZI WWII OFFICER and there's ALWAYS at least one American who firmly believes in this stereo-type.

German used to be the language of poetry, of written, beautiful words that merge together perfectly. It's not a EINS ZWEI DREI language.

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I think it's a pretty nice-sounding language.

Ein REICH
EIN VOLK
EIN FUHRER

DU...

>German used to be the language of poetry, of written, beautiful words that merge together perfectly. It's not a EINS ZWEI DREI language.
meh, seems like too much stop-and-start pronounciation to me, it doesn't flow like the latin-based languages

hey calm down man don't be so aggressive

DU HAST...

HALT DIE KLAPPE

P-please don't hurt me.

Too many "ech" syllables to make it a pleasant language to listen to.

But I feel you on the WW2 thing. And the "ruining Europe" thing too. It's as tiresome to listen to as it is to listen to Euros circlejerking over how shitty America is.

Just remember, Germanbro: It's lonely at the top.

UND DAS HEISST

German sounds sexy desu

does this sound aggressive to you?
youtube.com/watch?v=pax3jiBaO-Q

LOS LOS LOS!

German sounds actually pretty faggy outside WW2 movies desu
it's rather disappointing desu

>he said in an aggressive tone

But its really sounds somewhat agressive.
Like you are talking about New Year congratulations, but impressian is like you want kill me.
Not as agressive as Arabic though.

ALLE WARTEN AUF DAS LICHT
FURCHTET EUCH FURCHTET EUCH NICHT

you know it's true

>German used to be the language of poetry, of written, beautiful words that merge together perfectly
Look, the memes are stupid, but YOUR forced meme is even more stupid.

calm down buddy

Not really. Hitler spoke it far more expressive.

bullshit
german sounds almost like russian irl except far less bydlo

why am i watching nazi propaganda ?
where is the armband of that guy ?

it has lot of sharp sounds and lot of Z sound which makes it sound somewhat unpleasant imo

die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen

German often sound goofy, actually

>In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language.
>- Mark Twain

Hande hoch!
Ausgaben!

This, I always thought there was something pleasant about how it sounds.

It sounds really cuckish.

German sounds official, not aggresive.

Quick! Post comfy, soft, non-aggressive German

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Comfy yet?

On the other hand, while German can be smooth and soft, I've never heard Dutch be smooth and soft

Proof or gtfo
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German is not that bad tbqh

hochdeutsch sounds gay
schwiizerdüütsch sounds godly

>schwiizerdüütsch

It sounds like a mix between Norwegian and Dutch.

>schwiizerdüütsch sounds godly

literally worst deutsch

The angry German kid meme year ago didnt help.

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this is how they taught us to count in german at school
it was fucking awful

and talking about policemen and officers and grenadiers isn't really helping their image either tb h

I find myself watching this episode again every now and then. That harpist girl at 5:20 is just way too qt, ffs.

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I usually send this one to people who say that German sounds angry and aggressive.

I wanted to post Erlkönig but on second thought it does sound evil and angry

the funny thing is that the guy is Italian

it sounds angry

I will have you all know that the purest, most authentic German is spoken in Vorarlberg and it is a crime that people learning German around the world are diverted away from Vorarlbergisch.

>the language of poetry, of written, beautiful words that merge together perfectly
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Italians can learn to speak perfect German. Just look at Austria

It is a little bit aggresive.

Sven, please.

>austria
>perfect german

Honestly it's a different language. Vorarlberg has probably the weirdest dialect of any language around the world. Following them speaking to each other and you will get half of it, as a native German speaker.

On the other hand its probably the qtest and most secluded German speaking place left. Also they all look the same.

>Mercy doesn't speak dialectal Schizerüütsch

Sad...

>Helene Fischer

Triggered.

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Bavarian German sounds so nice compared to Hochdeutsch
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There are so many foreigners in Switzerland now that dialect is only used between families. You don't hear it in the towns and cities anymore.

As far as I know, Vorarlberg is the only place where they are subtitled for other German speakers as it is that different.

Americans also think Russian sounds aggressive.

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how do foreigners even pick up such a sentence?

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Actually quite comfy stuff there

JUDEN RAUS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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there's no harpist at 5:20

>implying foreigners don't know how to speak German at all

Bist ne richtige Schwuchtel Sören

What does this sound like to foreigners?
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your virgin ears cannot handle a 'ach' sound..too much French influence

Actually she does in the German dub

Knorkator is pretty good, tbqh.
>tfw we nearly send them to the ESC some years ago with this
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But for more nice sounding stuff:
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German sounds extremely aggressive.

You mean that instrument that the ergotherapist trainee girl is playing isn't a harp?

WAS HAST DU GERADE GESAGT
WIEDERHOL DAS NOCHMAL IN ECHT UND ICH SCHLAG DIR DEINE DUMME FRESSE EIN

>just remember, Germanbro: It's lonely at the top.

Classik Kinski

Herzog later makes it seem like it was mostly banter and they liked each other most of the time

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german sounds nice to me, but it never was the language of poetry, that would be italian or french.

>those scared as fuck natives
that video is amazing

Those natives offered to make him dissapear afterwards

what are they arguing about?

I took german in college and always spoke it very aggressively just to piss my teacher off, it was pretty fun

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Oh dear god now I can't get Weg nach unten out of my head fuck you

German guys sound like pussies and German women sound trashy and slutty.

German teachers were all bro tier from high school through university, while Spanish teachers were all horrible. German 200 prof was a super sensitive WW2 Luftwaffe vet

>letting nazis teach in america

stick them in secret government programs, not in schools

>sweden
>calling others cucks

There's a sketch from a German-Turkish comedian about how Turks try to sound tough with their version of German but like weak shits when they start speaking Turkish

post more videos with cute german girls

It's a beautiful and manly language.

He is right

He was so sweet, always asking us how we were doing and if we were sad or sick and was very lenient and caring. Other german teachers were energetic, engaging, hot or made learning it fun. Also was like 80 and not balding at all, mirin' hair genetics.

The Spanish profesoras were just terrible in comparison. I took 6 years of German and the minimum 5 of Spanish. I think I gave every college Spanish professor I had a 1 on ratemyprofessor.com

It sounds really cuckish-aggressive.

>t. 1/64 Dutch heritage American on vacation

Eine Koreanische Arschfotze

DU HAST MICH

You sound aggressive.

DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

DIE DENBTS IST UNPAIDT

I really want to learn to speak German but I have to say that it's definitively not the most beautiful thing I've heard in my life.

German is aggressive sounding. Germans especially sound aggressive when they speak English.

When we lost the 7-1 on the world cup I was hanging out by a bar filled with some Germans. They were drunk and approached me (I was in the Brazil football kit) and started saying 'YA U HAVE HOST US VERY WELL MEIN FRIEND, YOUR COUNTRY IZ VERY BEAUTIFUL, ANNNDDD ZE WOMEN SO BEAUTIFUL......'

I know they weren't even trying to upset me but my face went red and I started shuffling in my seat and they started making fun of me. For example one of them pulled my shirt over my face then said 'HAHA NOW YOU ARE YELLOW, WHICH I UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU BRAZILIANS PLAY FOOTBALL AS WELL AS THE CHINESE'. Best German humor I guess, they weren't funny. I walked away with thems gining the fucking german anthem. I hope they get cucked now by syrians.

Germans are assholes, I hate them.

Trust me, the profanities they say are anything but nice. No word in English, Russian, Portuguese or whatever language equals the degree of ugliness or grossness of some Bavarian profanities, to the point they simply have no translation.

Just banter lad

seems about right, almancıs were pussified by spending too much time with eurocucks