How would you treat your sexbot Sup Forums?

How would you treat your sexbot Sup Forums?

Like a puppy for the first week and then I would get bored try to install gentoo and get mad at the lack of driver support leading to me installing the original Windows system

Like a sexbot.

Story of the average linux user

The same way I treat my women. Have sex with it for a while, get bored of fucking the same thing over and over, kill it and dump it somewhere.

I want to **** 2Bさん

Can it do lewd things like hold hands with me while we go out shopping?

Install ubuntu.

Naturally. It's a sexbot after all.

Why can't we see her eyes? I can't fap to something without a face

Open-handed discipline

*slap*

Kinky fun

>sexbot
>singular
Just like my harem of other sexbots.

You get to see her crying eyes.

Like dirt

I want to abuse Anzu then cuddle her every night.

Will your harem inside femdom?

Me too thanks.

No limits~

Like I would anything I own.

With more care, delicacy, and respect than any human.

Plant your seed in and keep it wet constantly?

Check'd and kek'd.

if you don't use linux, then you aren't a linux user

As long as she runs Mac OS.

it only runs osx if its the same "gender" as its user.

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Activate the Self Destruct.

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Are you implying that 2B is lesbain?

I should stop posting this image.

>Is physically female
>is "identified" as male by the feminist overlords because it likes formula-E, gentoo, and video games instead of feminine things like whining about women in tech, being fat as a fashion statement, and getting people fired over dongle jokes
>runs OS X

perfect

Don't bully sexbot pls.

I want a male version

and I most definitely not fall in love with him, haha

haha

nope

One of each is the minimum.

No gays allowed.

Well, I guess you could say that I'd treat it like dick.

CAAAAAAARLOOOS

I would put my head on its lap and cry about how lonely I am

Probably the most realistic answer ITT.

Good one chief

That sounds like something a insecure fag with mommy issues would do.

Aren't we all though? I mean, we ARE browsing Sup Forums after all.

I'm browsing Sup Forums because there's no other place worth discussing my hobbies without involving circlejerks.

>Sup Forums
>not a circlejerk

>there's no other place worth discussing my hobbies without involving circlejerks.
Well the first part is true, but Sup Forums is the biggest circlejerk of them all.

Really? Go to any forum and any discussion will involve several high reputation members and others sucking their dicks as gospel, there's nothing like that here besides dedicated tripshit threads.

Mod detected.

Oh if that was only true, this board would be 5 times slower and about missing half its threads right about now

So then you're a janny.

1. sudo pacman -S pyblowjob-git throating-devel
>after 2 months
2. sudo pacman -Syu
>reboot

shiiiieeeeet

I want to hug 2b

I want to hug 2b's booty.

Remove OS Chip
Hot swap with Zip drive with Gentoo on it

what driver support do I lack on all of my current systems?

Pic related model? Is it sentient? Does it know its purpose and that it's not real? Can it "feel"? I'd treat it nice and have kinky sex with it. It's a robot. It's probably strong enough to fucking crush me with two fingers. Realistically probably has hydraulics all throughout.

>Pic related model?
Yes.

>Is it sentient?
Depends on OS

>Does it know its purpose and that it's not real? Can it "feel"?
See above.

The same way I treat real women; like disposable garbage

a lot of hard sex recently

>being fat as a fashion statement
lost

Washing the region with chamomile ointment should help with the recovery. You can substitute with strong chamomile tea (10 bags per liter), just make sure it had the time to cool down.

If I had a robot waifu I would put my head in her lap all the time too

Like any other machine.
Regular use, regular maintenance.
I don't know if I'd enjoy cleaning a sexbot as much as I enjoy cleaning up any other of my devices.

wow sweet edge bro!

You would give your sex bot an STD?

Maybe, I'd call him/her a dirty whore.

If I suspected someone else was using it.

>2B will never hold you in her arms

sadface.png

painal
PAINAL

>turn it on
>fuck it
>turn it off

>look 2B I found a data cache of some ancient human communication system for somehow humans were talking about you!

Futa upgrade and I'm set.

>wanting to fuck or get fucked by the futa

Agreed, just get a man and a woman bot at once.

too feminine huh?

Really badly desu, I'm an admitted mysoginist

Gentoo has 3 times more drivers than every windows version combined. Stop lying Shillary

Futa is best enjoyed with two women where one is given a penis with magical plot while still having her previous genitals intact and later gets an addiction to male ejaculation by using her partner as a cocksleve.

When does a hard cock get forced down her throat

But ur not lonly anymor user!

Well, I'd start ordering isopropyl alcohol in barrels, rather than 5 liter bottles.

Don't you mean
>Turn it off
>Fuck it
>Turn it on
No, you get a trap model with a feminine dick, and literally install an ass pussy. Same externals, internally female.

Traps are even worse.

Loli sexbot.
Yamato Nadeshiko sexbot.
Tomboy sexbot.
These are the sexbots that I want.

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vacuously true

>her

learn how to program so it can get the fuck in the kitchen where it belongs.

lol man i remember when that shit was new, blue board though.

Tinker to the point of autism without any practical application.

just like any other device except with less electroshock from fucking it.

Fue is the best artist of all time. mostly because almost all his art is bjs.

Well that was cute and arousing
9/10

Like my best friend.

lol mods cant do shit

Make sure to read the sequel and pick up the succubus sisters while you're at it.

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Ah, I remember this one. Nice shit.

>succubus sisters
Same artist?

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