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House of Commons banter edition

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>""Scottish"" ""nationalist""

araca

delet

any cute girls in this thread

you stupid idiot

So Hitler had the right to invade Poland for a city of 300,000 ethnic Germans but at the same time the British empire has the right to rule over 1 billion+ non ethnic Brits

Logical inconsistency desu

youtube.com/watch?v=LxcOaOTLuIg&list=PLLmGSPRX5_L2XiBt6VDggSRS2UT03F-6j&index=31

i'll be anyting u want me to be ;) x

see

me

Think I might be excessively apathetic 2bh

Not worried about it though

im going to doxx you and murder you if you keep up this masturbatory trite you vapid back-water runt

S T O P P O S T I N G

Labour are true Scottish Nationalists you filthy kaffu-ENGLISH BASTIR. ALLAH GU BRATH

>Oh was it because they discovered oil, relied on it and then the price of oil dropped?
>"NO it was *posts Wikipedia link which describes exactly what was said and then act smug about it"

LITERAL r*ddit

that's very insulting lad

a lot of hostility in here

petty squabbling between friends and brothers

it's not right

not even part of the argument you absolute wanker

Why were the Bruces arguing about drinking piss lads?

REAAALLY stressed about my high blood pressure lately

yeah on your bike mate i wouldnt say it if i didnt believe

go drink some smirnoff ice

janny's nut status: atomised

update on the current state of my life:

>watching Person of Interest instead of getting a job

what am i like!

:)

*shakes fist from distance*
*inaudible abuse*

+1 this post IF
YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT BRITON WHO DON'T NEED NO SUPRA-NATIONAL BUREAUCRATIC ANTI-DEMOCRATIC EXPLOITATIVE UNION

because that is more interesting than the Nazi wankfest and they were doing their best to entertain us

It literally is, can you not remember what you said 1 post ago?

Try reading the post I quoted and it might refresh your memory champ

hahah m8 i bet u drink pulses you bloody nancey!

this is literally the first time in my 23 years on this earth that ive summoned up the courage to ask a girl out, it was one of the hardest things ive ever done. shes the only girl i have my eye on at the moment because my social circle is all ghetto black chicks im not attracted to

ill freely admit im needy but don't really care 2bh. any man in my position would be needy. alphas have plenty of girls so they can be choosy rather than needy. i'm just really happy that i can even spend some time with a girl i like and hoping it'll be fun.

t. I know about economics really lads, I'm educated but I still have to change what I originally said xD

Fuck off you moronic cunt

*deploys my ear trumpet*

would you rather fuck your arse with a knife or shit one out

*balances beach ball on my nose*

haha hey, English! Check this out! Impressive huh?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler#Health

Hitler began using amphetamine occasionally after 1937 and became addicted to it in late 1942.[401] Speer linked this use of amphetamine to Hitler's increasingly inflexible decision making (for example, rarely allowing military retreats).[402]

Prescribed 90 medications during the war years, Hitler took many pills each day for chronic stomach problems and other ailments.[403] He regularly consumed methamphetamine, barbiturates, opiates, and cocaine.[404][405]

I was so tired of being upset
Always wanting something I never could get
Life's an illusion, love is a dream
But I don't know what it is

none of you even come close to my iq score

>Implying I ever bother to read anything about politics itt

Doctor told me I may be schizophrenic but he's friends with the Devil and sent that newscaster after me anyway so fuck him

thas diff'rent thad is

thas medsin

THE CARLTON BREWERY RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS, MATE

THAT CANE CHAMPAGNE FOR WHO I WAS NAMED

I ONCE SAW A CUNT DRINKING A CORONA SO I KING HIT HIM

he was off his face in the entire war, kek

t. nihilistic idiot

Still not how countries work. The Danzig corridor was legally Polish territory, and rightfully belongs to Poland, why should they even negotiate about it?

If the Germans living there wanted to live in Germany the border was close enough.

Like I said, maybe they shouldn't have lost a war in the first place?

And what medical reason was he using cocaine?

good lad

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE THIS FUXKING AEGUMENT EVERY FUCKING DAY JUST FUCK OFF YOU KRAUT WANKER

It's like you wank yourself to sleep arguing about getting fucked up the arse by Hitler's jeb, you post exactly the same shit and exactly the same pictures fuck off

he was tired and avicii was about to come on for his set

gonna watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=zEO4cFvOz0k

anyones welcome to join me x

lads hows this

presumably as anaesthetic

not an argument

*presents cock*
Hows this?

LEDGE

Howling

When did I even make any comment on the morals of the British Empire? You've dressed yourself up in some psuedo-intellectual argument that just isn't relevant in the slightest. Hitler had the right to invade Poland after diplomatic negotiations to protect his own people failed in the same way Indians would have had the right to rise up against the British if we wouldn't give them independence.

already sed innit

medsin

snot drugs if it's medsin

youtube.com/watch?v=ER-UaDqs2Is

ran low on amphetamines when the Allies were closing in on his territory

You made it yesterday when we had this same argument now go to bed

ur a true aussie battler la

even says on the wikipedia page, he was injecting it directly into his spine to alleviate the pain from his bandy legs, gout and liver damage

Not an argument.

Why does one bottle of wine always make you feel nice but not nice enough that you feel tipsy but rather make you just want to drink more and more?

could be worse, could be talking about Mosley day in day out again

Morphine wasn't good enough?

Rasheed.

good argument if im being honest

one of the main effects of alcohol is liking alcohol

its also one of the symptoms of alcoholism

He could have stopped it.

*knocks down the wall*

take that, republic

never is

morphine is for pussies. hitler wanted to work on his masseters by gurning like a mad cunt

>my social circle is all ghetto black chicks

collarbone is broken im fucking dead

>liking alcohol is one of the symptoms of alcoholism
Never would've thought.

fuck the queen desu

Now you're just making shit up

Don't bother replying to me again I can't be arsed with fags like you

mate, you should try cocaine

injected right into your willy, fucking amazing stuff, blows morphine out of the water

Tbh I'd rather smoke mj but shit don't fly here

Queen Victoria smoked it to alleviate her period pain

its hard for me to come by qts because i work at a black people call center and dont get out much

mir alles

>tfw not the Queen's weedman

Pot is pathetic, pal!

substance D, now there's a real drug

You didn't listen.

reminds me of this one time i broke my friends collarbone by tackling him in a game of rugby league ahaha

accidentally broke his wrist a few years later by pulling his chair out from underneath him as well ahahaha

sex also alleviates period pain she shoulda just called me to alleviate it for her...

i woulda ground that pussy into dust my nigga

>Tfw not the Queen's personal J roller

get a hobby

outta nowhere with the big hit

reckon she'd take your head off for that one

Turtleheading rn lads. Should I get out of bed and take a shit? Should I shit the bed?

hahaha nice

reminds of the time i put dads car into drive while we were parked and we crushed a family of 4

cant drive cars anymore without screaming

HOOCH
O
O
C
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>start watching film
>it's too sad, so start watching a comedy
>it's actually a tragicomedy
>end up sad anyway

;_;

good day today lads

fo4 expansion came out
rake premieres tonight
milk was supposed to expire today but i finished it yesterday

fucking hell youre killing me

damn nigga australians b crazy

Just a warm up

How bout this?