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Do me

im a girl btw

I do u all day

leff my scooda outhide tha deery

nek minut

i sid cleen your dick mait

>that flag
>that post number
impregnated her btw

making her an office ornament or whipping her seems the least hurtful so i guess those ones

hmm

orgasm her the bitch
i fuking hate womens

Go away foreigners

did that
she was a dead fish though

t. Pajeet "imjustaskiwiasyouiwasbornhere" padmanaban

I'm Engl*sh

t. nofunallowed

t. Ahmed "londonsmayorshouldbemuslim" al pakistani

every kiwi that posted in this thread was actually me

Congratulate

sorry its actually all me

is this reverse psychology? Cuz actually that was me !

didn't even make it out of bed today lads haha waheyyyy

hahaaaa I wish I had no obligations

it wasnt actually me
t. reverse psychologist

haha don't worry about it nothing good outside your room any way.

I'm outside your room right now

Teach me

Come on in, we can build a sheet fort and tell secrets.

im happy that stupid ad homonim comic got memed to death

well first you get a laptop

and then ahh you sort of find that you don't want to leave your room or even move very much

and ahh you sort of lie there wondering what specific event in life made you this way

but it was completely correct
fuck off commie

commies out
Thanks, i love you Dan

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literally me haha

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I don't see any machines

nighr /bantz/

Return nazi gold and get out

Were you posting these in Sup Forums a few hours ago?

Sounds gay I'm going home

>tfw 25
>tfw that qt tinder match is 27
I've never fucked a grill older than me (your mums don't count). Will meet her sometime next week. Thoughts?

bye

They're on scheduled maintenance

what am i looking at

Sheet forts aren't fucking gay.

talk shit get bit

pretty sure constructing a sheet fort past the age of 18 dramatically increases the chance of you getting a dick in the ass 2bh senpai

im a big islander boy that looks scary but is actually quite friendly to people i know

is he bullying you? want me to beat him up???

Gay i am, home is going.

fag lol

post feet

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:DDDDDDDDDDD?

g what are u fukkin fafa fene or sumfink?

thats it cunt im gnnaa bash u fkn bitch

I wont now inglish, studi me ples.

still no gf lads haha

HAHAHA

I AM PAJEET
I HAVE COME TO YOUR COUNTRY TO EMIT FOUL ODOURS, CRAMP YOUR EDUCATION FACILITIES, GIVE BAD TECH SUPPORT AND GROUP TOGETHOR ON PARK BENCHES AND LEER AT WOMEN

WHO CAN STOP ME!?!?
AHAHAHAHHA

bazinga xddddd

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Wagies are coming home, lets give them a nice greeting

Why are wagies coming at morning? OR are you tlaking about night shifters?

it's even u stupid snow nigger

how can it be morning if the sun is going ya retart

BEGONE FOUL CREATURE

Chang go home

where do you live u fakin fagit? In moon country or something? Fakin kiwis, brb gonna grab kiwi peel it off and fuk it thru the hole ill make with a knife.

Maybe we should give them a goodbye then

Better dead than red.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOW COULD YOU KNOW MY ONLY WEAKNESS

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Are you circumcised?

ahahahah omfg

his flag is an ice block

ahahahah
i can buy that in the dairy u idiot!!!!!!

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it's too bad that indians are so retarded they don't even know how to use toilet paper

is it that hard to build a long drop for your fuckin village?

>tfw 25
>tfw that qt tinder match is 27
I've never fucked a grill older than me (your mums don't count). Will meet her sometime next week.

Thoughts?

go for it
got with a qt 27 year old shortstack when I was 21 and it was great

Ask is she has a kid. if so- runaway

>tinder

Sunsets to the east with the moon rising are majestical lads

about to go the gym my young lads

hopefully i'll finally be able to bench 60 haha

>Sunsets to the east
fucking australia

I just don't feel like 25, in terms of emotional maturity I'm still 20.
She doesn't.

once talked a lithuanian guy on runescape

he was pretty cool but seemed very sad
he told me about how poor the place was and that everyone was leaving so the uk to find work

also that his 2 friends killed themselves

>emotional maturity
Me neither, i'm 21 and still feel the same as my 15 year old self, just less edgy

I think the big secret is that nobody actually gets more mature after 20, they just learn how to hide it

There's a good chance he's on here

he's lying

I mean if you look to the east during a sunset

i hope so

but there is also a good chance he's dead in the dirt

Alri lads, good to know I'm not the only one who's like that. I'm gonna make it

latvians post your fav /brainstorm/ song
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Atleast when Lithuanians Suicide they dont allah hu akbar into Offices.

this is great
good post

that's true

you guys are pretty gosh darn alright then if you ask me

What do they scream then?

"For Maxima"

pls be lv/us diaspora pls

Deus vult ofcourse!

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>no woman will ever react to your dick like this

patently false cuz ur mum did last nite

I'M JUST A SOUL WHOSE INTENTIONS ARE GOOD

OH LORD, PLEASE DON'T LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOD

>you will never make a girl orgasm like that

The Animals or Regina Spektor?