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Liverpoo edition

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looks like a sloppy situation

What does sharing a girl's arse with a mate feel like?

Reported.
Enjoy your ban.

This guy.

Got BTFO by normies in the group chat

Must hurt with two willies up her pipe

ah yes it's a "canadian and dane don't reply to you" thread

ciao

Snitches get stitches
>two vile gook flags in my thread
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fuck off

Gonna swipe some of my old man's beer haha

put your peepee in your onahole with your finger in it at the same time

Lads how do we make our country into Corbyn's vision a socialist utopia like Venezuela?

iktfb
swiped a strongbow last night

>this OP

I giggled

Venezuela is a Cuban puppet and always has been
their oil is the reason why Cuba has managed to hold on so well

Asia is taking over /Brit/ get used to it

Fuck off you nonce you're getting put straight onto a register upon landing back in Britain

sicko
freak
maniac

I forgot that porn is banned in your shitty country. Yet, 5% of your GDP is prostitution, lel.

>so we're going to go around the room and I want everyone to tell us 3 facts about themselves so we can get to know eachother

>strongbow

absolutely disappointing

What does a night with a Corean prossie feel like?

laaaaaaaaaaaaadsssssss!!!!!

the chinese international student who i went to high school with just posted this and then an old boarder came along and tagged all his mates

My dick was full of plasic after i finished.

dead fish one would assume

Doxxed

leld

My colour

Is he getting bantered? If not start it off

>colour

FOB

Janitor acceptance email just came through lads

oi fufck u janny ahah fuck you PFFFFFFFFFT Thahah PFFBBTBFBT *makes fart noises* lmfao my dude literally lmfao at you

>EU exit could wipe thousands off house values, say estate agents - bbc.co.uk/news/business-36323010

Oh no!

>tfw people keep asking whether you're gay but you're not

nicely done

u gay?

Haha fuck up just because your application was denied
You're lucky I'm going easy on you because it's my first day on the job

>another plane has disappeared from radar over pooskin airspace

ah yes

...

uninspired

Next time try "are you straight?"

Yeah alright cheers, are you gay tho?

Only on Sup Forums can a general have porn OP and still stay up even though it's a blue board.

I love this place. I mean I hate it, but I love it too.

You pansexual?

That's not porn, it's liverpoolian culture. Fuck off bigot.

Wooaah wooaah wooah, guru guru takemendomo~

>just because your application was denied

um... nice try sweeties :) x

>liverpoolian

FOY

It's perfect, really. Puritanical New Worlders are just about to have a long wank before bed.
Except me of course haha

FOY you stupid dickhead

What my man said init

Missus is downstairs making us a sausage sarnie
How's your morning lads? What's for breakkie

FOB

FOG

always found it weird that liverpool becomes liverpudlian. like a puddle. which is a small pool. far out man.

>ex gf has 218 followers on Instagram

didn't realise she was such a fucking normie lads

She's a diamond is your missus m8.
explain this immediately

reminds me of lilliputian

Mate even I've got 40 followers and I've never posted anything and done nothing but stalk slags and wank

it was fuck off gook but you're that weird child fucking brit sexpat but i didn't wanna say FOWBS

this ain't kpop

>Got banned because i insulted the janny
>This is still up

JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS JANNIES ARE KEKS

You seem to have me confused with someone else.

>tfw hundreds of tweets but can barely manage 40 followers

I remember that time when I made a thread with porn as the OP and it reached the bump limit and went all the way to getting archived without the janny clocking on
Wonder if it can happen again

sure i do bud

You seem quite hostile, tell us how you're feeling, this is a safe place my friend.

fuck off nonce is FON

...

>Germany to spend 96 billion euros on refugees.

b-but this isn't the narrative!

refugees are supposed to turn Germany into the richest country in the world because all refugees are Steve Jobs or something.

Imagine being this petty lmao

They're good for the economy because... they just are! OK?

fucking racialist

we discussed this million of times

i'm just onto you is all

rule violation rule violation lol bye bye :)

Don't get so cheeky next time
I'll show you petty if you carry on

He's not even trying lads

if you scroll up you will see that clearly janny has killed himself or gone on stress-leave you UTTER mong

*still swipes right*

>peasants with authority

howling

jog on

Bacon butty

Rude

waxed my gooch and bumhole lads

You're a terrible detective, turn in your badge and guns.
I believe you

Morning lads

good morning khun herts

>Khun (คูน, long vowel, middle tone) is the colloquial Thai name for the Golden Shower Tree.
>Khun (คุณ, short vowel, middle tone) is a common Thai honorific and also a title equivalent to Khunying
>Khun (ขุน, short vowel, rising tone) is a former royally bestowed Thai noble title roughly equivalent to baronet

going to need a vocaroo to ascertain the correct meaning

...

the middle one but I can't vocaroo in the office :[
soon

>when you request a ban for someone but the mods turn it down

Anyone else hate their gaffa here haha

GF just sent me this lads, what do you think?

*downloads a rootkit to your computer*

don't think that's your gf

bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-36309492

Well lads, whos responsible?

Hawaiian flag lol

qt's carrier mouse just arrived with this

>qt's

so not your gf?

this city's shrinking down
i think its time to leave this town
pulling out while there's still time
littered all my memories behind

Just found my mums twitter account

That's a nice cartoon tbqh

>woke up and thought it was friday for a brief 30 seconds

fuck sake lads