ITT: Tourist pet peeves

ITT: Tourist pet peeves

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Fucking hell that lad must only be like 10 and he's already lost half a leg to diabetes

chinese people in groups larger than 2

any kind of slow moving groups that block walking areas

when I got to the airport KFC to get a chicken wrap but have to wait for the American family who are angry because they don't serve chicken in buckets

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Britain tourists trying to remove the towels I used to reserve a sun lounger at the pool

I guess I need to watch this movie.

German tourists trying to place towels on my reserved sun lounger at the pool.

>American in yankees hat
>Irish accent

We don't get tourists, normies don't come here

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is this really how Australians are?
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your KFC doesnt serve chicken in buckets?

kek

No :(
We use plates with a knife and fork.

But you dont visit a american junkfood factory to eat human food like a human

asian tourists enjoying the most ugly, stupid and banal things and places, like a petrol station or a group of pigeons. Chinese middle aged women are the worst in this

FIRST COME FIRST SERVES NIGGER. YOUR PROBLEM IF YOU CANT GET UP AT 5AM TO RESERVE SUNLOUNGERS WITH YOUR TOWELS.

any Asians under thirty

Have you ever seen a middle aged asian?
They don't age well.

JUST TRY AND TAKE THE SUN LOUNGER FROM MY SWEATY, SUNBURNED HANDS.

Untamed new-money from shitholes like China coming to buffets and taking bus trays full of the good stuff back to their table just to end up throwing most of it out.
Fuck those dung-smuggling turd merchants back to whatever hellhole they scrambled out of.