Eh whiteboii hand me over ur backpack

>Eh whiteboii hand me over ur backpack
"s-sure, please don't shoot me Lord Sosa"
>wtf is this black brick shit? Why u have cartoon girls stickers on it? Where is ur macbook?

Your reaction?

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>teleports behind him

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n-nanigga?

>Your reaction?
I keep in on my hip.. here, take some of this.

back to twitter with you hf skid

Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again. ... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. FUCK you.

>live in first world country
>no fear of getting mugged
How's you "freedom™" doing, americucks?

>american level
>get shot by obese characters

How's life in Singapore?

Have yet to experience, but seems good.

>Eurocuck level
>get run over by crazy jihadists

>being over 18 and carrying a backpack

kek

>implying i'm european
>implying only euros mock americlaps

So you live in Japan?
Can't think of any place with 1st world levels of development without niggers and muslims everywhere.

Especially not shitholes like Allahmagna

What's wrong with having a backpack?

You definitely post like some assblasted Yuropoor, and that comes from a European.

>I can pull my gun from my hip before the nigger pulls the trigger
Are you serious right now? I expect to see your name in the Darwin awards

You kids sure love the word cuck. Make ya feel like a big man does it?

*teleport behind him*
*unsheathe katana*
*Tyrone becomes Tyrtwo*

Nothing personal kid

>*Tyrone becomes Tyrtwo*
:--DDDDDDDDDDD

shut up cuck

Heyy kid, before I answer that, did you check the time?

I swear this site is like a daycare for you beta kids

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>arguing with trolls on a troll website
you have to go back

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>"shit F A M, you have excellent taste in cartoon girls"

step right up

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eat this
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Wait until he turns from me.
Shoot him in head immediatly with my full-auto supressed pistol with expansive bullets.

time fo you to die, whitey

You come close, block his gun with your left hand and pull with your right and he's down on the floor in less than a second.

It's basic shit you stupid sheeple. Go fucking take some self-defense classes and start carrying.

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>tfw you don't have a qt to shoot niggers with

Show him my piece and tell him to get lost.
I'm a capo in the NJ mob, AMA

he backs away, you take a bullet to the frontal lobe, no one goes to your funeral

DEAD END

"I don't have one, that laptop is my most prized possession"

but he doesn't. you talk to him. ppl are pussies and don't pull the trigger if you hold your hands open and show him you have nothing.

watch less movies. go take a fucking self-defense class so you're not so fucking retarded.

but i'm not white

Then you're the nigger

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That won't work because I'll bust a whole extended clip in you as soon as I see you nigga.

n-no..

>whether you manage to kill me or not, if you do pull the trigger, my Slav family and the mob will find your family niggerboy, and your whole hood will burn along with yourself and your loved ones
>so choose now, and choose well

jokes aside... the smartest thing anyone could do in this scenario is stay calm, hand over the bag of shit, and get the fuck out.

if you think that a self-defense class taught by some relatively lean, retired marine/martial artist is going to prevent someone from flinching away and shooting you in the face, maybe YOU should watch less movies. cuccboi.

tell him I'm lil jojo's ghost and hit him with my bike and rob him

oops, tagged myself like a dumbass. this was for

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gtfo cuck

Uh, this black brick is a random number generatior. I use it to talk to the space alien trading post. I use NIST certified random numbers to make offerings to god.

> [gives me my bag back in disgust and leaves]

Wonder how I ended up in Americuckistan

Woaah this nigga need some help

[spoiler]Random numbers don't exist honkie[/spoiler]

*Gets shotgun*

"Gimme the Timbs. Right Now. Gimme the Timbs!"

this shall happen

if he's digging through your backpack you have the advantage.

>I'm p-poor.
>pls don't hurt me.

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