What's your ultimate tech nightmare?

What's your ultimate tech nightmare?

"""responsive design""", i.e. people who never learnt basic html before diving into css and shit

>that image
I sincerely hope you know the character is supposed to be satire.

Apple goes full retard and starts selling its computers with a glorified iOS because muh convergence. They also cut down the storage of all of their devices because muh cloud storage.

Microsoft, Google and PC manufacturers copy that strategy because they're fucking retarded.

endless releases of i7's with 1% ipc gains.

2017 is not year of the linux desktop.

The entire web history, including Google searches, anonymous internet postings, and every porn video ever watched of every person in the world, including senators, celebrities, and powerful business people, going back to the creation of the internet, is freely released and searchable by anyone, including your parents, spouses, bosses, neighbors, friends, enemies, and competitors. This would lead to the complete collapse of society and the social order. It could be like a combination of that South Park episode with the same premise and the movie The Purge.

THIS

Operating systems and office suites become "software as a service" and have you pay continuously for access to your own device and data, possibly even with adware embedded.

The only alternatives are a company known to force updates that intentionally slow down and break devices older than 2 years or an unstable unusable patchwork without applications you need put together by sweaty neckbeards in their moms' basements.

Oh wait that already is reality

>shitty memephones replace desktops and laptops

I guess it's already happening with DRAM right now.

This is already reality. We hit the minimum transistor scale

what is this meme from?

It's worse if it's a small leak and you are in there.
People not affected by it would have the time to laugh at you, instead of committing suicide/wreak havoc
If one day someone will know that I fapped to vanilla 2d porn with handholding at the end, then I want to take all of you down with me

I really don't think this would be apocalyptic. If everyone was forced to confront that the fact that *everyone* is a degenerate piece of shit at the same time, it would probably get rid of the current stigma that leads to things like "Woo we love Ken Bone" "Oh wait, Ken Bone has fetishes, time to back away". The worst case scenario is that half the world's search history gets leaked, so the other half gets to pretend they're pure and clean.

I shiver every time I see windows 10 logo when booting my laptop, then I remember I installed it there myself

Burning churches in Norway

No really

Holy fuck, same. The end times are approaching my friend.

Tiny ARM processors inside your x86-64 CPU that can read every single input, every bit of data going in and out of storage, RAM, and cache, and has access to the internet.

A paid operating system that embeds advertisements in its file browser and notification center, and keylogs all of your inputs to help curate these advertisements.

A graphics card company that mines metadata off its consumers to sell to advertisers.

ISPs that sell your data to advertisers.

Yes, really.

no with the hand

welp

It is, only the most naive fags fall for it, it's kind of amazing how many people post it to make fun of it when it's 100% satire.

You are literally retarded. Kill yourself immediately, you fucking dumbshit.

As someone who loves Industrial Design I am afraid that tactile feedback and dedicated devices will become more and more rare. Phones are just a screen with a frame now. Laptops are becoming thinner with less keytravel. Phones can do so many things now... It's more practical but also more boring. I guess minimalists will love having everything in one device without any buttons.

>Tiny ARM processors inside your x86-64 CPU that can read every single input, every bit of data going in and out of storage, RAM, and cache, and has access to the internet.
This is a thing

>Varg Vikernes

>In August 1993, he was arrested and charged with the murder of Mayhem guitarist Oystein "Euronymous" Aarseth. In May 1994, he was found guilty of murder and the earlier church arsons, and sentenced to 21 years in prison.

>While in prison he had a gay relationship with a Nigerian inmate.

No what the fuck is the hand from

snapping off a stat data connector

xD

>tech nightmare
SAO
>tech dream
SAO Ordinal Scale

we are already living in a tech nightmare. Pretty soon the whole world will turn into one big company. either google or apple will own everything... or jack ma

what ?

The hand, I see it on memes everywhere

blacked.com

Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded kike loving fucking faggot sack of ugly nigger shit with down syndrome.

I don't understand

Okay besides the shitty site, is there a name to it?

>Tiny ARM processors inside your x86-64 CPU that can read every single input, every bit of data going in and out of storage, RAM, and cache, and has access to the internet.

literally Intel ME

Yes, it's called

using xenGT

:^)

>Everything in muh cloud
>killer robots ran from a centralised AI
>A chip in my toilet

>Oh wait that already is reality

It's reality only for those who want that reality.

The rest of us use FOSS.

> unstable unusable patchwork without applications you need put together by sweaty neckbeards in their moms' basements.

After switching to Linux 8 years ago, my system is a lot more stable, and I spend far less time having to dick around with the OS and apps. I simply run one big "apt-get" command, and it literally takes only 5 minutes to install the 40 or so apps I use. With Windows, it used to take waaaay more time to install a system+apps.

You too can have this level of convenience, if you want.

Came here to say all of this.

A shitty meme from Sup Forums, amerifats and their cuck fetish

Leaving Windows behind was enormously cathartic. I put Ubuntu on an old thinkpad I don't use any more and it's a breath of fresh air. I still have windows on my main computer because I need to use a few programs (Sony Vegas, REAPER) but knowing that I'm no longer tied down to the worst OS of all time is great

Companies being allowed to force ads on you in all services and programs, even if said service or program was paid for / paid for monthly. All of these ads and efforts backed up legally so even a class action law suit would fail.

ISP being allowed to create "fast lanes" and offer internet packages similar to cable where they can offer certain sites or services at a certain speed. Everything else is off limits.

Programmers for tools and video games alike STILL WONT PROPERLY PROGRAM FOR CPUS WITH A LOT OF THREADS. For fucks sake even grandma's office and email machine is packing 4 threads now. Even encoding programs like handbrake doesn't scale properly above 8 threads.

Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded kike loving fucking faggot sack of ugly nigger shit with down syndrome.

BLAKED

you sound triggered, cuck.

>eat
>shit in botoilnet
>tailored food ads on all your devices connected to a google account

>You cannot flush right now ur poop is being scanned by antivirus
>Would like to buy our product for a better pooping experience?

What are some common errors these people make when writing html?

>HTML
It has been so long since I was a filthy webdev hipster. I've been using C and ASM almost exclusively for nearly 6 years. How could anyone with half a brain fuck up HTML/CSS?

GNU/Linux has come a long way from the hobbyist OS it was in the early 90s. Companies like RedHat and Canonical are doing pretty well, and systemd has helped unify a lot of distros in certain areas.

You can disable the Intel ME or use an older AMD chip that doesn't include a PSP. You can also stop using Windows and fancy gaymen graphics. Also, use VPNs or route traffic through Tor, you stupid fuck.

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>GNU/Linux has come a long way from the hobbyist OS it was in the early 90s. Companies like RedHat and Canonical are doing pretty well, and systemd has helped unify a lot of distros in certain areas.
so much fucking this

>GNU/Linux
You mean Linux

>systemd has helped unify a lot of distros in certain areas
You went full retard there

working in a call center

>>GNU/Linux
>You mean Linux
No. I mean GNU/Linux. Linux is the kernel.
>>systemd has helped unify a lot of distros in certain areas
>You went full retard there
It has the best dbus activation system and boot analyzer. It's also convenient and works out of the box. Learn more about systemd before shitting on it.

The image is supposed to be satire as well.

> amerifats and their cuck fetish
>Meanwhile your Europoorean country is taking refugees up the ass because Mama Merkel said so so you can get money for your social programs
Top kek

disempowered clienthood

people still think he was serious

"The cloud"

Having so little control over my own data is extremely disturbing.

>having any apple product ever

>>While in prison he had a gay relationship with a Nigerian inmate.

Is... is this true?

Solar Flare

That sounds more like a dream than a nightmare. So people find out I'm a lolicon, so what? If they don't like it they can fuck off. I'd enjoy seeing people of all classes and ranking brought to the same level for the first time in human history.

Only being able to access the Internet with your government-issued ID.

Last one may soon become a reality in US

Everything he said is actually happening, that's the point

I see, makes sense.

I delided my perfectly fine i5 6600k and got fucked on the process now i am stuck with an AMD 5350 PC and my RX480 it's resting on the box till i save for a new CPU i was looking at the 7700k since it's still LGA 1151 but i am eager to wait for coffee lake since there are rumors it will be on the same socket which i really doubt.

South Korea?

LabView's "G" becomes the only programming language

Headcrash on my PC. But it's been going for 5 years.

Some gets corrupted and the freezer can't fix it.

That government would give to internet over to private business profit piggies, and just walk away.

Oh, wait . . .