What are dark secrets about your cunt that not even other Sup Forums posters want the world to know?
African witchcraft (macumba) is extremely common here, even among the rich "whites" and politicians. Easter doubles as Dia da Macumba here, we skin rabbits and hide them in forests for good luck, their eggs are used in african recipes.
Blake Evans
We're not fat, we're big boned
Benjamin Hill
Another one: Abduction Culture Most people believe in aliens here, some small towns report weekly abductions and sightings. But they aren't seen as negative or scary things, being abducted is a badge of honor, it means you are "chosen" to become a local leader and ambassador.
Cooper Jackson
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Logan Bennett
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Liam Kelly
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Carson Hall
We are not actually mongolian descent but just weird isolated tribesmen from ancient northwestern russia
Camden Campbell
bump B^)
Joshua Lopez
>tfw accidentaly stepped on some macumba as a kid
Is that why I became a worthless NEET shitposting on Sup Forums? did the dindu magic get me? ;_;
Tyler Bennett
most of the country is farm land and poor
Joseph Diaz
We are extremely tied to the US. Our weak dollar is great in getting businesses to come here but cost of living doesn't budge. We pay more because we don't complain enough or stand up for ourselves on the market.
Jack Wilson
We are actually not white
Isaac Fisher
Sometimes, we put trash in the recycling bins and boxes in the trash bin
Grayson Phillips
no one is
Mason Reed
iktf family
Jayden James
everybody knows that shit ya fuckin goof
Benjamin Sanchez
Easter?
Colton Brooks
We also have a sport of sorts where we jump over cars going full speed on your direction and points are earned by tricks and car speed and size
Cooper Jenkins
we are just swedes that got expelled from sweden in ancient times for fucking animals and being drunk racists
Wyatt Foster
rabbit eggs aye
are you fucking retarded or something son
Eli Stewart
Australian rabbits don't lay eggs?
Ryan Rodriguez
wtf australian rabbits don't lay eggs?!
Josiah Allen
fucking waste of a get
Michael Lewis
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Jack Ward
ocho ocho ocho ocho
Connor Long
nooooooo seas malo askjkaskjakjskjk
Jaxson Jackson
those quads tho
Andrew Perry
god damn you are literally doing my head in what
Connor Martinez
wew lad
Daniel Roberts
We're nearly fatter than Americans. If they weren't importing the fattest nationality on earth we would have a good chance at beating them.
Noah Bailey
Seriously, everyone ought to forever stay inside the remote rural pit latrine where their ancestors truly originated! Check all your privileges!
Asher Cruz
I already knew this desu
The whole mongolian meme comes from retarded anglos who assume they know everything
Brody Gray
Feck off! We're full of promiscuity, infectious diseases, and STDs!
Leo Hill
Whiteness is literally a meme measuring stick.
Logan Bell
The most powerful race then?
Juan Davis
revenge of the cradle
Eli Mitchell
We're actually highly concerned about how we as American people come off to other countries. We may have externally blithe rhetoric, some of it reactionary, but we generally do care and highly look down upon blind acquiescence to authority.
Samuel Cook
Portland is not an actual cool city. I lived here all my life.