Why is Turkey in NATO?

Why is Turkey in NATO?

After Bin Laden attacked Pearl Harbor, America told the Ottomans to take a side

Something something Soviets something something.

philippines forced us

turey spurt isis

usa fund isis

Because you needed a rocket base close to Russia.

feminist kurd fite isis greatings from brtain

cause they are white

We did it to troll the Soviet Union back in the day.

strongest military in the region?

U god damn right

>what is Israel

crusader state

WW3 isn't just going to start itself, you know.

That region isn't the north Atlantic
Is right

Because that way they can keep financing ISIS together with the USA and not worry about being attacked by somebody else.

Fuck you Lithuania, you would be fucked without us.

Because Turks r cute

>israel
>turkey is the 8th strongest military power, israel is 16th
i mean sure, they can beat the shit out of the arabs
but that is more like beating an autistic child really

i will give them the nuclear weapons upperhand though, good move

What? Don't tell me you think you have absolutely nothing to do with that clusterfuck.

If you fat suckers wanted to you could have started sanctioning and pressuring any of the countries buying oil from ISIS. Yes, your government knows exactly who they are.

Stop the money from flowing to them and in a couple of weeks not a single goatfucker will remain in that desert.

Idk why people say Turks are roaches desu

because the US wanted to put Jupiter missiles in turkey to provoke the Russians to start a world war so Shaw can wipe out all the humans and make a mutant dominated world

>americans actually thinking this

the reason is that from a geo-strategic point of view NATO didn't have a strong ally in that part of the world, so either they had to keep a standing army in that region or ally with turkey

realpolitik

We had no choice but to band together to protect Anzu

...

because turkey is russia's natural enemy

fuck off faggot

ayy lmao dumb fat amerikan cunt