He calls autumn "fall"

>he calls autumn "fall"
>he calls sugar "high fructose corn syrup"
>he calls herbs "erbs"
>he calls a burger a "sandwich"
>he calls corriander "cilantro"

Why are ameriblobs so retarded?

Shut the fuck up, Chinkstralian.

here's your (You)

Butthurt?

> The United States Of Obesity

>Cucktearoa

>he calls sugar "high fructose corn syrup"
There is a major difference between sugarcane and HFC.

>mfw foreigners ask me where to get an "American" hamburger

>it's a bell pepper episode

> He says, while unironically having an American military base in his country

cilantro is the spanish name

>Signing a treaty with your native population
>Bending over backwards to their every demand
>Muh foreshore

top kek

>he takes the bait and can't help responding with a deadly serious reddit answer

At least our natives were literate enough to sign a treaty

HFC is a deadly serious problem. There is nothing funny about adult onset diabetes m8.

That's the point, now they have you by the balls.

>DESIGNATED Maori seats in parliament

Can't make this up

I bet americans call 911 when there's an ameribashing thread lol.

Well good on them if they can make it to Parliament. Our shittiest natives all buy one way tickets to Brisbane anyways :^)

>Americans call Hyundai "handy"
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMERILLITERATES

>he has a flag on his flag

>tfw I've drank over 500 cokes this year and possibly over 2000 last year
is it time for me to go ?

Why don't americans pressure the government to stop subsidising it then?

Which one of you anglo cucks pronounces the letter Z as "zed"?

stop buying coke for an entire month and instead chug seltzer water like their is no tomorrow, you will swap your addiction

because the republican side would never support it, loads of dems are also fat, and independents don't care enough to vote

We'll let the japs loose on you again if you keep shitposting Bruce

i would but honestly my head starts to hurt if drink pure seltzer

any other substitutes ? i seriously am addicted and i get sick if i stop drinking sugar drinks for even a day

Not him but most people don't realize or care about it.

The whole English speaking world with the exception of North America

THE HOWEL ANGLISH SPAYKIN WUHLD WITH THE EXCEHPTION OF NAHTH AMEHRICA

Good post

Most people don't realize their bodies metabolize it differently.

But "zed" is just retarded, where the fuck did that 'd' come from?

GUHD POWST

Out of my stinky bum hole

> i seriously am addicted and i get sick if i stop drinking sugar drinks for even a day

holy kek

Good post

Ask your mum, I gave her the D last night

i am tho

usually i'll go through either a 2-liter bottle of coke or at least the equivalent or more of than in smaller bottles

i also spent a huge amount of money over the course of the year at uni and still do so here at home on drinking 24 packs of cans or six packs of bottles every day. most of the time i have less than two bottles of water per week and i want to puke all the time but i can't stop

it doesn't stop, what can i do

*2-liter botter per day

You faggots should take some english lessons with your american overlords.

Cold turkey that shit. Jesus, go camping for a week with just water and you'll never go back to soda again.

gain a little self control.
if you realize how bad that shit is for you and keep drinking that much of it, there isnt much we can do to help.

You're going to get diabetes, dude. You need to lay off. Start drink Seltzer water with some flavor drops to help you get off the habit.

>he calls eggplant aubergine

We call it eggplant, fuckface

Who are you calling a fuckface, fuckface

>he callse Porsche "Porsh"
>he calls Adidas "Adeedus"
>he calls Jägermeister "Jaggermoister"

How are you supposed to pronounce Porsche

Last one isn't true but yeah

>he calls refugees "welcome"

Burgers are with buns
sandwiches are with slices of bread

It's technically porsh-a with the a being kinda faint, some Americans (the ones who own Porsches) say it that way, most don't

lol american english is turning into spanish

fallo
alta fructosa con sirope
sandwich
cilantro

Wow it's almost like we share this entire half of the world with mostly Spanish speaking people and our language is affected by that

You're like a walking diabeetus bomb. Pentagon will weaponize you and create a coke fuelled biological suicide bomber.

cuck

...

>says bin coon al-somali

>flag

Bait? Don't bait me, I'm warning you

From french

zeta

>He calls thongs "flip flops"
>He calls capsicum "peppers"
They're uncivilised beasts 2bh

>He calls cellphone "handy"

I pronounce adidas "adadas", I thought euros called it "adeedas"

fresh lemon juice with water cleanses your liver and kidneys

Apple cider vinegar does the same. Drink both. Cleanse your body.

That is how the letter is pronounced and asking about the pronunciation is as retarded as you.

Where did the E in B come from?
Where did the y in K come from?

CHI