>You wake up in Mexico
What do you do?
>You wake up in Mexico
What do you do?
watch anime
go to work
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Reclamar unas tierras a los nativos, casarme con una buena mujer y pedir el diezmo mensual de todos los habitantes de la aldea donde me instale.
Deus vult.
get behaded
Hop the border
leave to US
desu you could do some behadings yourself, you might like the trade, is a honest job even if the pay is not all that great
Go to a Polish or EU embassy, show them my skin colour and get send back to Europe.
worship those feet
Those feet have aged 4 long hard dry hot Mexican years since that photo was taken
RIP qt feets ;_;
If I'm in Mexico City, spend some time hitting the museums. If elsewhere, go to Mexico City, unless I'm in Juarez then I run for the border.
Eat tacos.
And no, not the crunchy one. They're not tacos amirite?
fuckin poland mate?
>love ur skin colour too,
best belive i would catch n raped u on your way to the embassy biatch
post pic
Head for the beaches and finally see my lifelong dream of swimming in an ocean complete. Spend a couple of days partying there, then head for the nearest EU embassy before I'm shot.
I don't know. I'm interested in mexico's ethnic food. So if I have any money I'll spend a few days as a tourist before going to the embassy and ask for a free ride home.
If I can't get one I'm kind of stuck there. Which really sucks.
BUILD A WALL
Go back to bed.
Have a wank
Learn about aztecs and stuff
I'd rather wake up on Easter Island.
Easter?
get kidnapped
Recover my ancestor's mirrors
Happened once before. I started drinking in San Diego, and woke up on a beach in TJ wearing a sombrero, with more money than I started with, all in pesos.
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Gently separate the tissues and bindings that keep my neck together and carefully place my head on the hood of the nearest car.