You wake up and you see this

You wake up and you see this
You're in the Deep South of the US
What do?

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I remember I don't live in the most obese area of the united states

this
and say howdy

Get some ribs and sweet tea.
Then leave for civilization.

Bang some women and let those beta young white republicans watch everything in despair

Well I already live here so I guess I go to work

Such is life in skynyrdistan

Regret that the Yankees didn't just genocide us after the Civil War

...

That's Texas

I mean I'm southern and I say howdy to everyone I meet but I have no idea why, howdy is Texas

>ew get away from me are you a Muslim?

>implying a southern woman would bang a poo in the loo

shoot gun
g-d bless

Cmon you probably have way more guns in your favela than the average American has ever seen in their lifetime

Go home

Vote for Trump in November, I guess.

I'm already there

DELET

Im a minority so i can legally rob your house and rape your wife.

The least they could have done is get rid of Mississippi for us

>homemade crap and .380 pistols

nah

Good luck not getting shot.

Fair enough. Maybe Florida too.

I'm from Texas. I live among these kinds of "people". I know how to keep them from shooting me.

I'll probably offer him a Keystone and ask him how fast we need to BUILD THE WALL.

>not alabama

I don't mind Alabama

We can just keep Alabama as a containment state for all the blacks

It's a bigger shithole than either of those

How do southern girls look like

Not in the South, buddy
this is lawless land!!

also there are a lot of SEAs in Murfreesboro, Tennessee for some reason

>implying the union of cucks could genocide anyone.

They could barely win the fucking war despite all of their advantages.

Mississippi.
Alabama is pretty nice simple white folk living.

Get my obligatory huge-ass SUV, my collection of guns and booze and go have fun.

Yeah, but the Northerners and the Euros use Mississippi as an example a lot more often than they use Alabama. While I don't care what Yankee scum think, Euros can be OK

Southern belles are a lie, they're all fat or cunts or both

No feminists though

Became a governor of Texas.
Team up with other southern states.
Secede.
Create CUIS.

>barely win
>Sherman's march
Yeah, that really was just a lot of barely scraping by
The South managed to fuck up so hard that they lost the war with Robert E. Lee on their side.

That's because we rolled a few high level generals in the early game

like hayley

>>Sherman's march
Sherman's march was a meme

Scream Allah u akbar hoping someone shoot me so that I get my 72 virgins.

Tell that to Atlanta

Im Texan and this is pretty normal. the funny thing is Im half hispanic and half white and im like this and several other mixed friends i have are like this. God bless the South

'Hispanic' isn't a race though

Shoot it

I honestly can't imagine Id have a hard time fitting in.

Find belle.
Get married.
Shoot guns.

Catch the first bus north out of that overheated cesspool.

yeeeeehaw brother

>southern """""""belles"""""""

Take your pick, partner.

Enjoy the food, meet some fun locals shoot some guns and avoid those serial killer towns who murders strangers.

Then go home and be raped by a black man again.

So thats why theres so many cockroach complaints in new york appartments.

Florida is great fuck you.

why do we have to have three butthurt threads about the south every day
fuck off

Go to the bayou, take a violin and start playing some music youtube.com/watch?v=nlZfn7T3Nc8

rate

You two obviously didn't go to a real college

Hitch-hike back to Oklahoma and wonder how I got here in the first place.

Fuck some white trash women. Shoot guns. Go back to California.

4th from right.

from left to right 3/10

Mud racing.

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It is in the south

The correct term is Mestizo, "hispanic" is a linguistic identifier. Brown mexicans are mestizo, anybody that speaks spanish as their native language is hispanic

Redheads too?

Yes

Me paseo tranquilo sabiendo que estoy en un pais latino del primer mundo.