Japanese Thread/日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread ---Useful Links---

今までのスレ一覧
>desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese thread/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.

Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/r/newsokur
headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20160520-00000023-jij-n_ame
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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乙茶、どぞー(´・ω・)つ乙旦

Congratulations!
Taiwan government become friendly with Japan today

いつもすまねぇな。
お?
お茶だけかい?お茶うけは・・

congrats

Fuaaa I left some on the keyboard

お茶じゃなくて乙茶
それより他の何か、たとえば?

did you set it down on the keyboard?

あなたは眞子さま派?佳子さま派?

>それより他の何か、たとえば?

虎屋の羊羹、一本1万ぐらいのやつ。

I fucked my razer chroma the other day because a bit of water came out of my mouth after I took a hit from the bong.

from my experience with asian prostitutes, the smallest the nose , tighter the vagina

oh i thought you were ironically posting about jizz on your keyboard

Is there any porn with that cutie in OP-pic?

redditよりSup Forumsのレスのほうが読みやすいのはなぜだろう
同じ英語なのに

redditの民衆は小学生だから

Where are the Japanese lads????

Plug-in electric is the future. Hydrogen is too clumsy.

based ronaldo, slapping them dirty little japs

長文はもちろん、短文も読みにくいんだよ。
あそこの英語。何故かはわかんない。

reddit is fucking trash

Probably still at work.

>still at work.
(;^ω^)
N E E T
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nice knee-jerk reaction bro

Fucking niggers

>implying anonymity isn't the superior medium

lol

You can be anonymous on reddit too if you want, just create a throwaway account. It's really not that different from Sup Forums with its secure tripcodes.

it's a system which encourages circlejerking because of the simple fact that you can upboat posts

it's terrible in every single way possible

In Sara's house. Her husband is still at work and we can do anything we want to do.

ななしで糞投稿できる快感

is this you

Can I join?

I'm with Sara's husband

I'm calling the cops!

No but I agree with him, I'm in okinawa atm, okinawas are really pissed off.

最近、日本語は随分上手くなりました。

It's not better or worse than Sup Forums, it's just different. There are disadvantages and advantages. For example, on reddit we wouldn't have to wade through the billion shitposts like peru and thailand-kun to get to the actual content because they'd be voted down.

Yes. She loves all Americans.

yeah, but at some point, you start hitting the slippery slope, then as soon as someone says something the majority doesn't like, it gets censored

it's retarded

S-so your cat is unattended, then...?
Good... good...

>Picking cat over husband
Typical middle aged women

Well as I said, advantages and disadvantages. I don't think that single disadvantage is enough to disregard the entire site as retarded.

>middle aged

Soon, you too will be my age. Then, you'll see...

is it really that bad there
what do they do

what the fuck was his problem?

hi sarah :)
plz teach English for free :)

Where are the sara jrs?

こいつ、猫かぶってやがる

redditみたいなコメントできるニュースサイトは日本で流行ってないかな?

僕が知っている記事をコメントできるのはNewsPicksだけ(コメントにリプライ機能ないけど)。

There was a big protest at the military base where that nigger worked at, one of my cousin Japanese friend is married to a military American, she said that the okinawas were yelling at her. I haven't experience any of this yet, we were told to stay inside for safely. I just found out about this terrible news in the morning.

日本ニュースのsubredditそのものはあるんだ
reddit.com/r/newsokur

H-hi...

They're a-comin'.

Work is over

おちゅかれ
ふっ不敬であーる
死刑
掲示板の仕様自体が読みにくい
~forumとかの仕様も同じ
それがSup Forums

Are you going to have a Japanese OBGYN? If so, are you prepared to do the entire conversations (with obscure medical terms) in Japanese? Can you do that when you are in pain, in panic, when things go (slightly) wrong?

Nice m8, how many months

なんだかんだで2chとSup Forumsしか見てないな。
慣れたものが一番。

it's me

What do you smell like?

I DID IT!! I GOT YAMATO NADESHIKO!!

o shit suh dude

Yep. I'll figure something out.

I'd rather not say, sorry.

Probably my fabric softener...

そのアニメ好き
僕もネトゲでクソ可愛い引きこもり彼女を作りたい
以上

shit, that sucks user
stay safe

hopefully all that military base shit gets resolved soon too

Thanks guy, me too.

I hope that everything does not get resolved

...

Thanks friend

時差は難しいですね~

この文は正しいですか?

...

I WANT TO BUY やまとなでしこ or 大和撫子

2ちゃん
はてなブックマーク

Redditも寄生型だよね

Oh shit really? A Sarah jr is coming?
That's cool

I tried translating "Burn the coal, pay the toll" and I guess I was successful.
Another nip told me 自業自得 was sufficient terminology.

In case you didn't know you're not supposed to put fabric softener in at the beginning of the wash or it just gets washed away too soon. I recently learned this and I smell so good now I find myself pretending to scratch my nose so I can smell my sleeve.

Do you have sexual desires I need to quench?

>時差は難しいですね~
it sounds odd to me..
I would say 時差の問題は難しいですね instead of it.

About 65% cool, 35% terrifying at this point.

Not at all.

In a way you're a Sarah jr yourself :^)

What does that mean?

Ah, so in English it would be:
"The issue of time difference is difficult".

I get it! わかった! ありがとう、アノン先生。

Are you going to call your kid a Japanese name, American or one of those "work both ways" like Anna, Marina and similar

どういたしまして!
You're welcome!

redditは外国のサイトだし、日本ではあんまり流行ってないらしいし。2ちゃんはおたくとネトウヨしか使わないでしょ。はてなブックマークは例外かな?

朝日新聞、読売新聞、産経新聞、毎日新聞は全部コメントできない。これに対してアメリカのニュースサイトは殆どコメントできる。

つまり、なんでニュースだけに日本人は(比較的に)コメントしないの?

>私は日本語の勉強を~
continue shitposting in this thread

You know what I mean

We haven't decided yet.

You should be more terrified. Stretch marks, constipation, saggy boobs, ...

I don't though?
You could mean that in so many different ways...

yahooとか
headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20160520-00000023-jij-n_ame

What is your background?

Are you a westerner or a japanese?

Is your husband a westerner or a japanese?

>implying I have enough boobage to sag

yeah, the best way to master Japanese quicky is to shitpost something in Japanese in this thread.

I'm a westerner. My husband is Japanese.

>interracial marriage

90% of "international marraiges"in Japan end in divorce.

Enjoy your bullied kids and divorce, both are inevitable :-)

You will never be Masuzoe.
Steal all the tax money for onzen and expensive restaurants and paintings.
Gets to kiss cutie half Japanese girl.

Nah. Thanks for the concern, though.