/v4/&/carib/

we just want to be friends
edition

first for what in the fuck is going on this week

/balk/

Rude.

Fuck off.
Why do we have to mix with all these 3rd worlders?
Make a normal /v4/ next time.
Just becaue /balt/ went full "JUST MEME MY SHIT UP" it doesn't mean we should too.

chill dude
/carib/ is cool
it will work this time

>pretend huns
>1st world
Don't kill yourself yet

>it took one autistic seba to deliver the final blow to these threads

Hey, fuck you buddy.

Since when do your count yourself as 1st world? xD

As Effendi always says, rude t b h.

/carib/ is barely active, you are now burdened with us.

Guess you are right,since we outnumber them,so we don't have another balk fuckup.
And their culture an location is different enough for a good exchange of life stories.
But please,for the love of God,make the next /v4/ normal.
Where did I say "WE WUZ 1st world"?
we are 2nd world nations.
But the balkans is another story.

>but the Balkans is another story
Yes, we, Croatia and Bulgaria are basically on the same level with you, so stop talking down to us.

Greece is 1st world m8

>But please,for the love of God,make the next /v4/ normal.
No I want /v4/&/carib/ to become a thing. Just look how chill those guys are

Also look how slow they are.

That's good, we won't get overwhelmed

at least my productivity has doubled. having a break from this place can be a good thing тбх

>I want it mom!
Do you not understand the fundamentals of having a "general"?
A place to separate yourself from the people from other countries

We can have a vote after this thread

Why do you invite us and then be rude?

Yes, you'll barely see a Carribean flag once in 6 hours. And you don't have anything to do with them historically or geographically, unlike us.

in fact some of them will pass you in terms of wealth in like 10 years...

Fuck off eurofag
Bulgaria and croatia are the only tolerable nations on that tiny penisula.

He is Bulgarian.

>Bulgaria and Croatia
>IMPLYING
Absolute cringe magyturk

Sadly yes.

I never noticed so openly how many posters balk has. Is it the fastest thread on int?

die

Why sadly? He's a nice guy.

No, that would be /cum/ or /brit/.

>/cum/
>fast
Maybe when they are awake

Try to wake up at 6, their general is always on the first page.

Seems like an odd paring of generals

Leave, Polish autism is trying to destroy generals

Hello
We are comfy, you are comfy

OP you failed and you should kill you'reself
Stop making threads, no one likes you

speaking of leaving, you might consider it too and please take with you, thanks in advance

It is indeed. In this morning we were supposed to merge our generals, balk and v4. But they were rude.

Your country's name sounds like a shitty rock band

anyád is comfy

>taking Northern Croats with us
Yeah I'd rather not

Damn I knew Hungarians were inbred.

"Anyád" means "your mother"

Arise, ye workers from your slumber,
Arise, ye prisoners of want.

Nyugodjá' le HE!

Mi a probléma? Túl magasak az adók? Gyere wc-t pucolni LONDON-ba. De még mielőtt kilép az EU-ból.

>Shitgaria on par with Hungary

Depends on what you mean by "destroy"

I heard the poles like alcohol

Probably

DE ANYU
Belterjesnek nevezett!
egyébként mért mennék mellék helységet kefélni?

daily reminder that /nederdraad/+/v4/ started it all you gypsies

Yes we do, but it's Czechs who are specialists when it comes to the rum.

mizu peti

i once conquered kuba & caribbeans in vicky2 does that count as friendship?

Confirmed. I was first to notice that

That doesn't make sense, you speak Dutch on your general.

Who were you playing as? I got them cored playing as CSA with that Golden Circle decision.

Some dutch tried to make something like /nederdraad/ version four

Any Cubanons ITT?

you guys ruined it for everyone

>Czechs
>rum.
I would have thought they would have vodka not rum

Do you guys have Carnival or anything close to it?
The Caribbean is generally conservative but during carnival
nobody cares, it's like a purge for pent up lewd behavior.

hungary released from austria, building up a couple of boats in fiume, rushing on a onewaytrip to cuba and hoping the boats dont fall apart till they reach the shores

the czechs are the biggest bunch of pissheads I've ever met

having lived there on and off for the past decade I can tell ypu that far too many bars are 24hrs

you cant get thrown out of anywhere for being too drunk

and tthe food is good

Isn't Carnival a spanish event/day ?
Anyways we don't have anything similiar to it

Was Cuba independent at that point or did you bootyblast Spain to get it?

>boats dont fall apart

Just sail them next to the coast.

im not checz but i like rum, goes nicely into tea and coffee and various sweets

this

Rum is a big thing in Czechia. Almost as big as their sea shanty.
About carnival we do have it as a tradition but we don't really celebrate it.

>checz

What's known as rum in V4 countries isn't a real sugarcane rum but some dank brown shit created by distilling otter cunts and deer shit.

Meg kell tanulni jobban viselni a bantert és frappánsabban válaszolni. Mindenki azt gondolja, hogy idegbetegek vagyunk.[spoiler] Ami félig meddig igaz, de most nem ez a lényeg .... [/spoiler]

Egyetem Béla. Szopó ez a hét meg a kövi, 500 millió dolgozatom/beadandóm van.

typical Hungarian

independent, it was back in v1.0 or something and if remembered correctly you needed lvl2 ports to repair ships, and you couldnt eliminate the high-seas attrition, the transports arrived on like 6-7% health

>brit calling others pissheads
also
>nonstopy
wouldn'g to there without an armed escort
>checz
enjoying your rum early, huh Lászlo?

he is not real brit just slovak living there

we celebrate Masopust in smaller citties/villages which consists of not eating meat all day, drinking a lot, and after whole village walk through main street, we kill pig(s), skin it, roast it and give it to everybody who wants. also lot of cheese, wine and home made sausages.

Notice how this crap isn't even called rum anymore because of EU regulations.

dude we have no "get fucked up" holiday except New Years.
otherwise we call it fridays.

I am a grade a drunk but jesus, I call it a day at 2am on a week night

In prague half the people don't call it a day until5-6am in the goddamn morning

Because it isn't real rum

It must be made from sugar canes if you want to call it that

>tfw Prague citizen
>tfw celebrate literally 0 holidays (except Christmas which consist of us leaving our computers at 7 PM, eating dinner, giving gifts and crawling back to our rooms at 9 PM to enjoy our gifts in solitude)

de annyira kurvára fáradt vagyok és utálok mindenkit kivéve a kedves csajt aki mindíg rám mosolyog az utcán meg az anyámat mer' ő nem tett semmit és a faszomér' nem lehet baltát baszni minden parasztnak a felyébe meg miért nem olyan kurva okos mindenki mint ÉN!
Én kurva okos vagyok!Kész!Punk tum!
Miért,miért ilyen ostoba mindenki és miért vagyok sznob azért mert olvasok?Én sose bántottam senkit de furán néznek rám amikor tudom fejből hogy Adolf bácsi milyen magas volt!Mégcsak lenézően sem viselkedtem senkivel!
Retkes BKV buszok meg a kurva elsőbségi hely a nyuggereknek!
A tetves Mcdonálc előtt.Száll a bűz!
Aztán meg hazajövök és még kaja sincs hogy az a rohadt mocsok varázsló az égben tegyen róla!
És én ezt mivel érdemeltem ki és különben is mindenki köcsög,mert én okos vagyok.
Kurva okos

Sounds like here desu, but you can get thrown out
but hardly anyone gets drunk.

French actually. but we turned it into a 3 day lewd fest

noice

>we don't really celebrate it.
Sad man

So no scantly clad qts in feather costumes and such?

We don't drink to get fucked up

it's not get fucked up day, it's celebration, especially in Moravia.

you can't call it a day before the sunrise 2bh

dont prague ban christmas because of terrorists threat?

Only sectors without a coastline count as high seas, right? When sending ships from Yurop to the Caribbean I just sail them along the African coast until I reach Brazil and then go north.

No shit nigger.

We dont either but it just works out that way most of the times.
Mora-who?

i might now that you mention it, will have sum rumoskávé, too bad i only have shitty cookingrum at home, which i basicly just ethanol+flavor+coloring, oh well

>not going home during daylight like a well behaved kid
moving my head in vertical fashion familia

>So no scantly clad qts in feather costumes and such?
most czech girls don't need carnival to go around dressed like borderline hookers

i'm unironically thinking about joining army, get buff there and learn some combat, learn more languages while i'm there and then travel to asia to work with russians, is it possible in this day and age

Well, if you get fucked up you can't enjoy the party

Carnival is a 3 day party, it's as much a test of endurance as it is a party
so you can't really get fucked up because you miss stuff.

>I saw people training for carnival a few months back

>I just sail them along the African coast until I reach Brazil and then go north.

how? thats some reverse chritopher colombus shit, gotta go to america better sail around africa instead of using the usual route...

(yes i know you probably mean the shortest route between ghana/liberia & brazil's tip)

>Mora-who?
Moravia, its in far east. No wonder you never heard about it, its pretty left out in geography or history classes, yet they have some interesting stuff there. Specifically speaking, they were relevant for like one-two hundred years thousand years ago. Ever since then they are unimportant shit of course, except of huge export of cheap wine and having a literal giant black dildo, but it makes for a fun read on a cold night. Eastern history if farly underrated, damn Euro-centrism.

>be gone for a couple weeks
>come back
>/v4/&/carib/ and last editon was also a colab
>/v4/ has gone complete bonkers

m8 I've done the walk of shame too many times

sunrise terrifies me

>be me
>22
>coming back from a 72 hour party
>fucked off my eyeballs
>6am
>dog walkers are out
>one says hi
> turn around say good morning
>he takes one look at my shattered eyes and legs it

the shame

Actually we got music festivals, pretty much a big deal in summer, you take your tent there and this and party for several days straight. Unlike you, we actually get so fucked up that we endure all those days (hint: drugs)

>saying hi to people
Also its kind of a norm here, people just laugh it off when they see you in such a shitty condition

>3rd worlders
>Hungary

Like this, best way to avoid the massive high seas gap in the northern Atlantic. I'm also playing the /gsg/ faggot mod so I'm not sure whether you get raped next to the coastline in vanilla.

csecs, kösz