God has decided to delete this universe and move on to fuck hot goddesses in other dimension. He has chosen you to be his successor. You get to choose
1. The language the new universe will be written in
2. One person to assist you
I'll start
>assembly
>stallman to make sure the new universe is completely libre
>Haskell
>Martin Shkreil
Java
John Carmack
PHP
Rasmus Lerdorf
>HolyC
>Terry A. Davis
>x86 Assembly
>Chris Sawyer
>German
>Hitler
>Arnold C
>Arnold Schwarzenegger
>Lisp
>Stallman
obviously
>Rust (fight me)
>my best friend who knows nothing about programming but is great company and supportive so I don't just give up and decide we don't need a universe anyway.
Probably lisp because of it's awesome metaprogramming capabilities which would be critical to creating intelligent life (think of how the brain "reprograms" itself all the time, for a layman's version).
As for who I'd get help from? Von Neumann, Feynman, Turing, etc. Probably Turing most of all.
>MATLAB
>Abraham Lincoln
Html + Css
Alexander McQueen
>english
>a bald Eagle possessed by the ghost of George washington
Am I doing it right
>Fag#
>OP
only good answer here
>faghash
Why the fuck would you make an apple universe?
>god
Perl. Jamie Zawinski.
>doesn't believe in god ironically
>chooses the least bloated language
>with the reason Emacs and GNU shell utilities exist
What a fucking waste.
>Temple OS
>Richard Dawkins
GNU/Universe
2nd this
>swift
>Steve Jobs (rest in peace my sweet prince)
Malbolge
No one else.
I hate myself.
>PHP
>Karlie Kloss
COMMON LISP
I appoint Pinochet and immediately kill every commie including stallman
C
RMS
"I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride."
C
Dick Ovens
BASIC
Bill Gates
English
Karlie Kloss
C
Jochen Liedtke
Smalltalk
Lain Iwakura
Lisp
John McCarthy
>god
C and assembly
Working with Linus torvalds because it's the only one that get the shit done
>Wanting an autist universe
>tfw you'll never delete this universe and move on to fuck hot goddesses in other dimensions
1. Crystal
2. Female clone of myself
Rust
Steve Klabnik to beat up right-winged, should I ever create some accidentally
kek. Even got digits.
How god damn fucking autistic do you need to be to even make this thread?
>JavaScript
>Rajesh Pajeet
Common Lisp
McCarthy
Is fag# available in visual studio?
>Python
>Some hot girl i can fuck because i'll never finish the universe
you have to be at least this autistic to enter Sup Forums
I'll make the logo
Came to post this.
C
Jon Skeet
English
Trump
pentary logic
some random guy from Free/OpenBSD project
>English
>not American
Perl 5
Larry Wall
PowerPC Assembly
John Carmack
god does not exist though, but i would pick
Binary written off the top of my almost infinite intellect, no abstractions called "programming language"
Carl Sagan to help me make it elegant
*tips fedora*
is that pic from new startrek movies radar display or something?
>helper: Bill Gates
>language? unspecified language, closed source
how else are physicists gonna have fun guessing how it works?
also, you wont just get a spirit and leave forever, its going to be:
>Life As Service
you must daily decompose complex matter aglomerations that include mostly cores of 12 protons if you want to keep living,
>no garbage collection
eventually radicals will accumulate in your body and you will die, regardless off continuous daily consumption of carbon-based molecules
>lossy compression
your bodily information storage will degrade over time, due to rotational velocity density of hugeass matter aglomerations, you must keep millions of redundant copies, and even so malware will probably still spontaneously develop
an every now and then i show glimpses of me and bill controlling everything from paradise to select few humans.
>inb4 humans deemed either insane or blessed by peers start reporting visions of "the gates of heaven"
Bogdanese
Bogdanoff Brothers
nice forced meme
chemistry
moot
Bless your soul
Yes
Brainfuck
Rob Pike
>assembly
be more specific faglord
>binary representation of all things in the universe
go sit in the corner
There's a special place reserved in Hell just for you.
C
Aqua
holy fucking kek this is awesome, not for the hasklel meme but shkreli is the perfect companion
fwiw larry wall is a fucking genius.
Rust
Myself
Javascript
Hillary Clinton.
Sa...Satan?!
C++
Gordon Ramsay
>C++
>Loli sim dev
8/10
>lisp
>don't need any help, i'll just write a slightly incorrect quine whose degree and nature of incorrectness is pseudorandom, run it in a fork bomb pattern, and wait
>C
> Gary Busey
CSS
Satan
Brainfuck
Urban Müller
Let's see you use your own esoteric language to write an entire universe while I sit back and watch.
>INTERCAL
>a yodelling pickle
C and Assembly
Linus Torvalds
>Assembly
>Donald Knuth
With Assembly I can do whatever I want.
+Knuth: an almost perfect world
>Assembly
You obviously don't even know how a assembler works, stop pretending and go back to your containment board
Logo
Terry Pratchett
>1. The language the new universe will be written in
russian
>2. One person to assist you
young angelina jolie because my dick won't suck itself
Visual Basic
Pajeet
Java
Brianna Wu
Because I am an angry and terrible god.
Python
My mum
Holy C
Terry A Davis
If I'm going to be God why would I waste my time on software, I'm going to make some semiconductors with higher hole mobilities.
kek
/thread
Rust
Vitalik Buterin
Is your name Juan Pablo?
>lua
>Milhouse
>deleted universe
>Chooses me to be successor
What a dick. What the fuck am I going to do with a deleted universe?
>Limbo
>Rob Pike
It would be so unbloated
That's just mean.
Binary
Idk