Perfect laptop doesn't exis-

Perfect laptop doesn't exis-

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Apple shills don't exis-

POO

>memebar instead of ethernet port
>perfect

pick one

wifi is faster. it's everywhere. usb-c to ethernet cables are all over the place (unless you're in a 3rd world shithole).

How can I help you?

>gimmick bar
>xbox-hueg goober trackpad
>cia dongles

It's like Apple is pushing to see how retarded their user base is by buying their glorified phone OS laptop.

>Track pad is bigger than 1 inch
>Track pad is a """rectangle"""
>Track pad is made out of gross textured glass
>Track pad doesn't actually click
>Uses shit haptic feedback for click
>No trackpoint
>Shitty ips LCS
>Non mechanical keys
>Made out of expensive metal
>Made out of metal that permanently bends

It's shit desu

>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>retina meme for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues
youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2017 and moving files around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

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quit spamming

Not an argument.

>wifi is faster
I didn't know anyone could be this fucking dumb. You think that router connected to 100mbit connection (of course over ethernet) will run faster or what? You're fucking dense.

Good job daquan

/thread

This daily Apple ad should be banned, it has zero value. Apple should find another way to employ these Indian people than copypasting the same shill thread every day.

spam is not an argument either.

>wifi is faster
objectively fucking wrong.

how can you even be this stupid?

if you close the lid, will that perfect machine go to sleep no matter what

though so

>comically sized trackpad
>trackpad has more space below it than above it

In the words of Steve Jobs, "they have no taste"

The pursuit of perfection died with that man.

paid shilling does not exi---

No one ever implied spam was. Therefore, still not an argument. Also, this thread is effectively spam; check the catalog. We have this inane Macshite every day.

- Retina display is a waste of resources
- The new keyboard is simply terrible
- No Fx keys nor Esc
- Ugly side speakers
- Unaesthetically disproportionated touchpad
- Totally shitty hardware for modern standards
- Mac OS is literally shit, even Windows 98 was more stable

I really don't know whats going on with Apple lately...

>drops a paper sheet on it
>bends

>Laptops

>wifi is faster
you need to be 18+ to browse Sup Forums

>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>retina meme for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues
youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2017 and moving files around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

/thread

What's wrong shill? Did your macshit blow up before you could finish?

You forgot the multiple different snowflake screw types forcing you to take "your" laptop to your applel overlords for every dumb issue you have

The perfect pancreas doesn't exis-

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