Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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今までのスレ一覧
>desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese thread/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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>that bridge
it's just like my chinese cartoons

certainly this is an optical illusion or some kind of photo trickery

it's not

It may have to do with depth perception, with the angle of the photograph making the incline seem much steeper than it actually is.

why

日本人さんは寝ている

That isn't actually that steep.
youtube.com/watch?v=quQ7SkpFHm8

What is the cheapest way to get from Tokyo to Brazil? The cheapest flight I can seem to find takes about 40 hours and most of that is with Ethiopian airways and I don't wanna fly that far with them...

Maybe, you fly to Seoul of Korea from Japan first, then transit at Europe or America to get to Brazil. You need two transits.

>やっと週末が来た
>宿題と他のすることが多いから、週末みたいじゃない感じる
学期の終わりの前の2週は悔しすぎ

otudesu

Do you imagine or perhaps even fear that maybe one day you'll die alone, and only inquired about after neighbours notice an unbearable stench coming from your apartment? The New York Times ran a fairly long (8000 word) but interesting article last year about the recently deceased Mr George Bell, and attempted to charter the journey of a man who went from having friends and family to a hoarding hermit who rarely left his home.

Can you see yourself becoming this person?

Im a 23 years old male , strong and handsome and I barely left home

>tfw this probably how geisha actually perform(ed) in japan

youtu.be/URhBUEnAdw8

ねぇねぇ
Obrigadoとarigatoって似てない?

Life and Death in Shanghai is an autobiography published in November 1987[Published 1986-07-24, ISBN 0-246-12948-4,ISBN 978-0-246-12948-2 ] by Nien Cheng from exile in the United States which details Cheng's six-year imprisonment during the Cultural Revolution.

The book tells the story of Cheng's arrest during the first days of the Cultural Revolution, her imprisonment, release, persecution, efforts to leave China, and early life in exile.

Cheng was arrested in late 1966 after the Red Guards looted her home. During her imprisonment, she was pressured to make a false confession that she was a spy for "the imperialists" because for many years after the death of her husband she had continued to work as a senior partner for Shell in Shanghai. Cheng refused to provide a false confession, and was tortured as a result.

She was eventually paroled under the pretense that her attitude had shown improvement. However, Cheng resisted leaving prison without receiving acknowledgment from her captors that she had been unjustly imprisoned.

When released from jail in 1973, Cheng found that her daughter Meiping, who had been studying to become a film actress, had been murdered by the Red Guards, although the official position was that she had committed suicide. Cheng conducted a discreet investigation and found that this scenario was impossible

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why the fuck do japanese drive on the left side of the road

because all our penis are slightly bent to the left.

道の真ん中から写真を撮ってる奴ww
いかにも日本人らしい

It's so hard learning nihongo...

Do you love Japan?

time to give up

The harder the toil, the sweeter the fruits of your labour.

If it were easy, it wouldn't be nearly so rewarding.

True.

giraffe chan is not happy about you stealing her thread the francaise chan

How do you feel when you see a non-native speaks Japanese fluently?

If we discard the rules that govern proper conduct and civilised behaviour, we may as well cast our tools and clothing aside, and go to live with the beasts against whom we would be indistinguishable.

死にたいほど難しい…

ツンデレキャラ萌え〜

そりゃ母国語以外は難しいやろ
日本人とか学校で10年以上英語勉強してるのに
英語話せるどころか読み書きできるヤツまったくいないぞ

i get mad and call them a normie

no i said it was time for a new thread at 280 posts and had it all written awaiting the captcha and i posted it 15 minutes before he posted his thread and we were on about 305 posts when i linked my thread

then he came into my thread and posted the link to his thread so i reported him

RYUUGAAA WAGA TEKIWOOO KURAUUUU

YUUJOU SOMETHING SOMETHING

The one who announces their intention to create the new thread has the most legitimate claim. That is our way, user.

Also, you shouldn't snitch, that's not sugoi (only if they do really mean things like post child pornography).

is it ok if it's 2D lewd lolis from japan

if whites are civilized why they ended murdering 500 million humans?

それは学校での教える方法が酷いからな
先生さえ使いこなせないイメージ
まずは発音をカタカナで音写して教えるのやめれば話せる人が増えるかもしれない

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it was my first ever report in 8 years on Sup Forums, i wouldnt have done it if he admitted defeat, i would have let him have the thread after this because i was probably gonna go to sleep before this thread hits bump limit

"Murder" only refers to unlawful killings, so if it wasn't against the law at the time, couldn't it be said that no murders actually took place?

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if whites are civilized then why they ended killing 500 million humans?

>tfw normies still can't get over "high" pitched japanese voices

>ツンデレ
文字通り臭い糞だ

youtube.com/watch?v=Qzw0BAUVMHI

氏ねゴミ

This looks scary.

youtube.com/watch?v=fPfm7-Bn-OI

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>いつものアルベルトバルボッサの下品な趣味

I like your posts.

give me some advice. should I stay in the city i'm in now or move to another

ネトウヨみたいだからやっぱいいわ

poor nihon-jins

I hate your posts.

give me some advice. should I stay in the city i'm in now or move to another

>やっぱいいわ
ノン。シルベキダヨ
"fucking asians"と言っている白人は結構居る

Our life is great.

Normies' is shit.

I am not a magic 8-ball user, nor am I a diviner of future events. You would do better to look inwardly for answers.

My best piece of advice to you would be to carefully consider the pros and cons of such a move and make the best informed decision you can make given the circumstances. This is usually the path of fewest regrets.

習い始めの一年生の教科書を見て
「カタカナで発音を覚えてる」って思ってる?

I love you Japan
おやすみなさい(•ө•)

Will you become a maintainance worker?

I love you!
おやすみ!

Ohayo konoyaro

konnichiwa kon chikusyou

desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese thread/
take a look at the archive spot the troll

peru, will you go back to shanghai, Shenzhen, hong kong, seoul or Bangkok?

how do japanese neets look for work on when they no longer want to be a neet?

thank you, but I'm pretty sure you are a magic 8-ball and hold the future of everybody who posts in this general

If all goes well, hopefully in a month or 6 weeks.

NEETs are sleeping now I guess

my op pictures are still related to japan so you cant say theyre wrong

Man I wish I had a tall qt Aryan gf with a British accent to enjoy Japanese thread and Japanese culture together

headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20160520-00010004-chibatopi-l12

too bad you won't

they can never recover and go back to a real career after years of unemployment. so they either commit seduku, become construction workers, or become a cashier at family mart

gfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgf
You are insane

Girls with American accent are better.

Don't you want a gf nihon?

Just start picking other pictures than these 2 girls and people will start posting on your thread instead of going to another one.

>construction worker
>not a real career
unless you just meant a general labourer helping

this is only the second time this has happened and both times ive had people hijack my threads

He wants a bf.

kanto dialect user spotted

You mean south kanto dialect so-called kanto ben or north kanto dialect associated with rural peasants

kansai ben is shit

As weird as it sounds, does anyone else occasionally fuck up their l/r after having studied Japanese for a while?

It usually happens with mid-word liquid consonants
For example, sometimes I'll say "gleen" instead of "green", "soly" instead of "sorry", so on and so forth
Am I just weird or does this happen to others

職安とか行ったり、ネットや雑誌で探すかな
何?かなちゃん、やる気出てきた?偉いぞ

No.

fite me irl

How do girls get to various ages without ever attempting to touch their own nipples?

in comparison to a benis having a bagina can be quite disturbing

なぜ分かった

やる気少し出たけど面接したくない

are these your sexual conquests btw?

why are you talking to 10 year olds

left one is best, right is disgusting

Wtf she's older than 10 even if she is flat chested.

center is best what are you talking about

What was the deleted post?

A wrong image.