Meanwhile, in 5000 BC Sup Forums

Meanwhile, in 5000 BC Sup Forums...

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Ooga booga where da Neanderthal wimmin at

t. homo habilis

was sup niggas

WAR

(most likely)

*Performs gather-hunter activities*
*socializes in a way that's very similar to the way people socialize today*

>tfw berry picker

boy i am glad he is frozen in there and we are out here

HEY GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED MASTURBATION!

fires n shiet

Oispa primitiivistä kaljaa

I killed my first Mammoth!

Yesterday, while I was planting some seeds in front of my cave, a couple a retarded hunters told me that I was a faggot for not eating animals and stoned me.

Fucking normies, I hate them all.

>tfw no abbo gf

Rate my drawings.

>you will never fugg a qt sabre-toothed tigress
Why even hunt and gather?

Tigers are not for sexual, they are for food.

Farming was already invented.

*smash u with rock*

>Uglug-clan
>White
lel

My waifu

huuh uuh huh awombo fiki fiki

I hate that cartoonist, his insipid aesthetic and smug unfunny soul.

can you give one a frogs face, and another a sad man face, and another a bear face?

I bet it will be really popular.

neanderthal genes in modern humans actually come from males, which means they were the ones doing the cucking

yeah but it wasn't used everywhere just yet.
Also I don't know about the extent.

>Edgy younglings using sharp stone
Sharp stone no good stone!
Big stone only good stone!

I have been coughing blood for a month and I feel pretty bad. Our shaman has been trying to convince the evil spirits to leave my body, but the Gods won't hear his pledge.

What do, Sup Forums?

*shoots u with my gun*

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weren't we all part of the Finnish empire back in 5000 BC ?

then how come neanderthals died out and homos survived? shit genes?

>use big stone
>hate sharp stone

good luck killing lion
good luck killing bear
good luck killing bad men across river
good luck killing anything rock-head

SLAVS came from space so advanced technology and researches.

well, not much thing to do at the old age of 35, you know, you made your time, grampa

*worships a primitive fertility deity*

>Uruk
>Civilized like Eridu
Lel
Eridu has a long history. Remove Uruk

Yes it was, in Greece and the Danube valley especially,

youtube.com/watch?v=L93-7vRfxNs
lol

Lel wheelcucks, enjoy your shitty transportation, I'll be riding my dinosaur

Ah, yes. Our golden age, with the Ancient Finnish Empire falling only two millenia later. We'd be colonizing the stars right now if it wasn't for non-Finns.

nobody knows, but they weren't primitive

I am 1/4th Ubuk, 1/16th Droog, 1/4th Mikwak, 1/16th Albo

I identify as Ubuk-Niggwa

Hey guys, check out the Venus Idol I made.

>-5000
>supporting the FC Chauvet
>not supporting the historic Olympic Lascaux

fucking bandwagonners

>tfw you will never enjoy a life in tune with nature as humans were supposed to do
Hold me pls

>5000 BC

Sorry but we already wuz kangs n shit

Neanderthals didn't live 5000 bc.

Especially did h. habilis live 5000bc (are you insane)

>Not building walls around your settlement

Good luck with raiders stealing your grain and burning down your mud hut, I'll be fine drinking goat milk and relaxing on my straw mat.

Okay, okay, I just wanted to be hunter - gatherer for a while.

FUCKING HOMO SAPIENS GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Especially did h. habilis live 5000bc (are you insane)
*not live

Ugurbs just let in 10 neanderthals to their village. Why are they cucking themselves this hard? Ugurb YES

Atlantis here, get fucked rest of the world.

Hey guys, I'm going to go mountains to initiate relationships with other tribes so we can trade, wish me luck.

Neanderthals hunted and mated with humans until near extinction. The best humans were left and staged a comeback.

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NEANDERTHALS BTFO

Nah that's the Basque

>We're gonna build a wall, and the Denisovans are going to pay for it.

people like you why my tribe got destroy by bad men across river

ooga booga where the australopithecine wimin at

Enough! Don't trigger the autism in your fellow Sup Forumsbrothers, user.

what that

We are the original Khanz

>Be nomadic hunter gatherer
>Glorious long blonde hair
>Can't get enough food to feed everyone this hunting run
>Everyone is hungry as fuck
>oh fuck
>Swarthy ground-men growing berries and grass nearby
>Tfw women go to ground men daily for "food"
>tfw women start getting pregnant
>tfw cucked by manlets

>European hunter gatherer
>blonde

What is this feeling I'm feeling?

All your camp are belong to us

people weren't ooging booging in 5000bc, m8.

Portuguese are still doing it in 2016

WITNESSED

no you didnt you berry picking pleb

Fuck off with the Neanderthal meme, they never mated with superior Homo Sapiens
Thank god we wiped those literal subhumans out

This is a lucky thread

what is all this neanderthal/homo sapien stuff

How does it work, how did modern humans come about and when

have no idea how this stuff works

>be Canadoo Clan
>eat leaf


NO MAKE UP