Meanwhile, in 5000 BC Sup Forums...
Meanwhile, in 5000 BC Sup Forums
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Ooga booga where da Neanderthal wimmin at
t. homo habilis
was sup niggas
WAR
(most likely)
*Performs gather-hunter activities*
*socializes in a way that's very similar to the way people socialize today*
>tfw berry picker
boy i am glad he is frozen in there and we are out here
HEY GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED MASTURBATION!
fires n shiet
Oispa primitiivistä kaljaa
I killed my first Mammoth!
Yesterday, while I was planting some seeds in front of my cave, a couple a retarded hunters told me that I was a faggot for not eating animals and stoned me.
Fucking normies, I hate them all.
>tfw no abbo gf
Rate my drawings.
>you will never fugg a qt sabre-toothed tigress
Why even hunt and gather?
Tigers are not for sexual, they are for food.
Farming was already invented.
*smash u with rock*
>Uglug-clan
>White
lel
My waifu
huuh uuh huh awombo fiki fiki
I hate that cartoonist, his insipid aesthetic and smug unfunny soul.
can you give one a frogs face, and another a sad man face, and another a bear face?
I bet it will be really popular.
neanderthal genes in modern humans actually come from males, which means they were the ones doing the cucking
yeah but it wasn't used everywhere just yet.
Also I don't know about the extent.
>Edgy younglings using sharp stone
Sharp stone no good stone!
Big stone only good stone!
I have been coughing blood for a month and I feel pretty bad. Our shaman has been trying to convince the evil spirits to leave my body, but the Gods won't hear his pledge.
What do, Sup Forums?
*shoots u with my gun*
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weren't we all part of the Finnish empire back in 5000 BC ?
then how come neanderthals died out and homos survived? shit genes?
>use big stone
>hate sharp stone
good luck killing lion
good luck killing bear
good luck killing bad men across river
good luck killing anything rock-head
SLAVS came from space so advanced technology and researches.
well, not much thing to do at the old age of 35, you know, you made your time, grampa
*worships a primitive fertility deity*
>Uruk
>Civilized like Eridu
Lel
Eridu has a long history. Remove Uruk
Yes it was, in Greece and the Danube valley especially,
Lel wheelcucks, enjoy your shitty transportation, I'll be riding my dinosaur
Ah, yes. Our golden age, with the Ancient Finnish Empire falling only two millenia later. We'd be colonizing the stars right now if it wasn't for non-Finns.
nobody knows, but they weren't primitive
I am 1/4th Ubuk, 1/16th Droog, 1/4th Mikwak, 1/16th Albo
I identify as Ubuk-Niggwa
Hey guys, check out the Venus Idol I made.
>-5000
>supporting the FC Chauvet
>not supporting the historic Olympic Lascaux
fucking bandwagonners
>tfw you will never enjoy a life in tune with nature as humans were supposed to do
Hold me pls
>5000 BC
Sorry but we already wuz kangs n shit
Neanderthals didn't live 5000 bc.
Especially did h. habilis live 5000bc (are you insane)
>Not building walls around your settlement
Good luck with raiders stealing your grain and burning down your mud hut, I'll be fine drinking goat milk and relaxing on my straw mat.
Okay, okay, I just wanted to be hunter - gatherer for a while.
FUCKING HOMO SAPIENS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Especially did h. habilis live 5000bc (are you insane)
*not live
Ugurbs just let in 10 neanderthals to their village. Why are they cucking themselves this hard? Ugurb YES
Atlantis here, get fucked rest of the world.
Hey guys, I'm going to go mountains to initiate relationships with other tribes so we can trade, wish me luck.
Neanderthals hunted and mated with humans until near extinction. The best humans were left and staged a comeback.
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NEANDERTHALS BTFO
Nah that's the Basque
>We're gonna build a wall, and the Denisovans are going to pay for it.
people like you why my tribe got destroy by bad men across river
ooga booga where the australopithecine wimin at
Enough! Don't trigger the autism in your fellow Sup Forumsbrothers, user.
what that
We are the original Khanz
>Be nomadic hunter gatherer
>Glorious long blonde hair
>Can't get enough food to feed everyone this hunting run
>Everyone is hungry as fuck
>oh fuck
>Swarthy ground-men growing berries and grass nearby
>Tfw women go to ground men daily for "food"
>tfw women start getting pregnant
>tfw cucked by manlets
>European hunter gatherer
>blonde
What is this feeling I'm feeling?
All your camp are belong to us
people weren't ooging booging in 5000bc, m8.
Portuguese are still doing it in 2016
WITNESSED
no you didnt you berry picking pleb
Fuck off with the Neanderthal meme, they never mated with superior Homo Sapiens
Thank god we wiped those literal subhumans out
This is a lucky thread
what is all this neanderthal/homo sapien stuff
How does it work, how did modern humans come about and when
have no idea how this stuff works
>be Canadoo Clan
>eat leaf
NO MAKE UP