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do the europe
fuck you.
Mauga Sinasina
Cyan
Oregon
California
Blue red or yellow
Dacian Legionaires
Do you think we can get 6 more people?
Perhaps. Advertise on Sup Forums maybe.
playing risk on a fucking gook cartoon image board is for autistic faggots
yes.
Yes but you need to start a thread on pol and it might take a bit
Risk is the only reason i even surf Sup Forums man, Sup Forums is shit to the core and toxic to the mind, there is absolutely no reason to waste hours on this cockfest circle jerk of memes and stupidity
>Republika Singapura
>California
>Maroon
A lot of it is satire, buddy. It's genuinely fun when you have the hours to waste.
Here's my tripcode.
OP, you there?
yep. Still waiting for players.
We're just waiting for more people. In the meantime, do you want to hear a joke?
Sure.
>inb4 i regret it
Alright. Here we go:
Milk is the fastest liquid in the world. It's pasteurised before you even see it!
Arizona Republic
Yellow
Arizona
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DAMMIT CARLOS
It's Snow joke.
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florida
any color
I'm a [spoiler]trained professional.[/spoiler]
Oh... Spoiler text doesn't here?
Shit.
Gold or Blue
New York
New Israel
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>Neo-Egyptian Empire
>Whatever color
>Michigan , Detroit and the surrounding territories
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here Mondays to Fridays.
>Western Hue Dynasty
>New York
>Any color
7 is enough.
Ey muh man, add me in, i choose Texas instead since the 基科 is there.
Fill Oregon.
Mauga Sinasina, a professional comedian
added. You can roll now.
K, i roll to fill the Texan wastelands.
Fill Jew York, spills to New Hampshire and Vermont, future spills to Pennsylvania
Fill Arizona
expand to south
Scratch that, fill Vermont and New Hampshire first
Expand southeast.
Fill Michigan , we gun build one of dem huge pyramids nigga
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Fil Arizona spill New Mexico
Fill Oregon then move to Washington.
Mauga Sinasina, not pronounced mowga sinnasinna
Stay in California, move north. Don't attack anyone.
FILL TEXAS, GAS THE 美国, RESTORE CHU NOW!
Mup da doo didda po mo gub Michigun
fug
why
Fill New York
then Vermont
fill florida
>dubs
Fuck that, wipe the Dacians off the map.
>gas the america
Points for effort.
God fucking damnit why am I so bad at rolls
There needs to be a 人 after the country name m8
Alliance my debt-ridden friend?
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FILL TEXAS, RESTORE CHU NOW!
Fill Arizona spill New Mexico
Alliance we are both Democratic Republics that prosper
keep filling florida, then expand to eveywhere
Keep expanding in Oregon, then move north.
Agreed.
Move up north and fill cali. Spill into Hawaii if any.
Fill mufuggin Michigun
Do muh people get extra welfare and money fo' dem programs?
Jew York, then Pennsylvania
If Spills , expand into Wisconsin
Of course my friend, if there's one thing we don't lack, it's money
As opposed, to, say, integrity, my friend.
>As opposed,
RIP, extra comma.
>opposed, to, say, integrity, my
FILL TEXAS, GAS THE AUSTISN 退化, RESTORE CHU NOW!
keep expanding to everywhere
Fill New Mexico
Expand into Washington after finishing off Oregon.
>The Boys
>Kansas
>Purple
The great 8 boys, lets go
>1
The Han were behind this.
Jew York > Vermont > Pennjewlvania
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
Dem pyramids got built nigga
Fill in Wisconsin
y u do dis
Keep filling cali, get that territory on the border with Arizona real quick then keep moving North.
Dubs after getting shit rolls
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
Then a pali
...
DON'T FUCKING REMIND ME
keep filling Wisconsin in
Expand in Washington.
Any spills go to Alaska.
Finish California, spill into Nevada.
Host can I get in on this bud
>The Boys
>Kansas
>Purple
Let me know senpai
Fill New Mexico
GAS THE TEXANS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
New York > Vermont > Pennsylvania
Check em
My tripcode
NOW I GET A FUCKING STRAIGHT?
REEEEEEEEEE
Kek, sounds like someone is having fun.
Sorry for going Off
Please start me in Colorado with any color
Same name
YOU'RE STEALING OUR GETS
Now listen here you Qinshit, I didn't steal shit.
My bonus
>Qin
*TRIGGERED*
>911
LIU BANG WAS BEHIND THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
keep expandiing to everywhere