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do the europe

fuck you.

Mauga Sinasina
Cyan
Oregon

California
Blue red or yellow
Dacian Legionaires

Do you think we can get 6 more people?

Perhaps. Advertise on Sup Forums maybe.

playing risk on a fucking gook cartoon image board is for autistic faggots

yes.

Yes but you need to start a thread on pol and it might take a bit
Risk is the only reason i even surf Sup Forums man, Sup Forums is shit to the core and toxic to the mind, there is absolutely no reason to waste hours on this cockfest circle jerk of memes and stupidity

>Republika Singapura
>California
>Maroon

A lot of it is satire, buddy. It's genuinely fun when you have the hours to waste.

Here's my tripcode.

OP, you there?

yep. Still waiting for players.

We're just waiting for more people. In the meantime, do you want to hear a joke?

Sure.

>inb4 i regret it

Alright. Here we go:
Milk is the fastest liquid in the world. It's pasteurised before you even see it!

Arizona Republic
Yellow
Arizona

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DAMMIT CARLOS

It's Snow joke.

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florida
any color

I'm a [spoiler]trained professional.[/spoiler]

Oh... Spoiler text doesn't here?
Shit.

Gold or Blue
New York
New Israel

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>Neo-Egyptian Empire
>Whatever color
>Michigan , Detroit and the surrounding territories

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here Mondays to Fridays.

>Western Hue Dynasty
>New York
>Any color

7 is enough.

Ey muh man, add me in, i choose Texas instead since the 基科 is there.

Fill Oregon.
Mauga Sinasina, a professional comedian

added. You can roll now.

K, i roll to fill the Texan wastelands.

Fill Jew York, spills to New Hampshire and Vermont, future spills to Pennsylvania

Fill Arizona

expand to south

Scratch that, fill Vermont and New Hampshire first

Expand southeast.

Fill Michigan , we gun build one of dem huge pyramids nigga

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Fil Arizona spill New Mexico

Fill Oregon then move to Washington.
Mauga Sinasina, not pronounced mowga sinnasinna

Stay in California, move north. Don't attack anyone.

FILL TEXAS, GAS THE 美国, RESTORE CHU NOW!

Mup da doo didda po mo gub Michigun

fug
why
Fill New York
then Vermont

fill florida

>dubs

Fuck that, wipe the Dacians off the map.

>gas the america

Points for effort.

God fucking damnit why am I so bad at rolls

There needs to be a 人 after the country name m8

Alliance my debt-ridden friend?

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FILL TEXAS, RESTORE CHU NOW!

Fill Arizona spill New Mexico
Alliance we are both Democratic Republics that prosper

keep filling florida, then expand to eveywhere

Keep expanding in Oregon, then move north.

Agreed.

Move up north and fill cali. Spill into Hawaii if any.

Fill mufuggin Michigun

Do muh people get extra welfare and money fo' dem programs?

Jew York, then Pennsylvania

If Spills , expand into Wisconsin

Of course my friend, if there's one thing we don't lack, it's money

As opposed, to, say, integrity, my friend.

>As opposed,

RIP, extra comma.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Kyqgn05B4

>opposed, to, say, integrity, my

FILL TEXAS, GAS THE AUSTISN 退化, RESTORE CHU NOW!

keep expanding to everywhere

Fill New Mexico

Expand into Washington after finishing off Oregon.

>The Boys
>Kansas
>Purple

The great 8 boys, lets go

>1
The Han were behind this.

Jew York > Vermont > Pennjewlvania

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

Dem pyramids got built nigga

Fill in Wisconsin

y u do dis

Keep filling cali, get that territory on the border with Arizona real quick then keep moving North.

Dubs after getting shit rolls

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Then a pali

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DON'T FUCKING REMIND ME

keep filling Wisconsin in

Expand in Washington.
Any spills go to Alaska.

Finish California, spill into Nevada.

Host can I get in on this bud

>The Boys
>Kansas
>Purple

Let me know senpai

Fill New Mexico

GAS THE TEXANS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

New York > Vermont > Pennsylvania
Check em

My tripcode

NOW I GET A FUCKING STRAIGHT?
REEEEEEEEEE

Kek, sounds like someone is having fun.

Sorry for going Off
Please start me in Colorado with any color
Same name

YOU'RE STEALING OUR GETS

Now listen here you Qinshit, I didn't steal shit.

My bonus

>Qin
*TRIGGERED*

>911
LIU BANG WAS BEHIND THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

keep expandiing to everywhere