User we heard you're 25 and have never had a girl friend, tell us about that

>user we heard you're 25 and have never had a girl friend, tell us about that.

But I'm 20

im gay

I'm 23, I've had 2 gfs and fucking NEVER AGAIN, I'm done with this bullshit.

At least I'm not a whore.

I'm saving my virginity for my soul mate.

Good luck staying a virgin forever.

Because finding that "special one" is an excercise in futility

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Boys are cuter and hotter

Both those things are wrong though, so lets not linger any longer about that and have a fun night

>tfw you're at the point where you obsessively document every professional and amateur video you've repeatedly fapped to

I'm 22, actually.

at least i was dated some gurl

this

Haven't had a woman show interest in me nor have I ever approached one due to fear of rejection and the subsequent humiliation.

i have klinefelter syndrome

>got a new PC not even a year ago
>already downloaded 3 terabytes of porn
Send help

>had 3 girlfriends in my life
>all in 8th grade
>all were stupid "teehee, you're supposed to chase meeeee!" Type stupid ass relations where the girl puts forth no effort whats so fucking ever
>been single ever since
>white race is dying
>white women are cancer
>no one gives two fucks about white men anymore

Why? Why the fuck did I have to be born in this fucking sickening ass time? Kill me please.

I'm heterosexual, but I don't like women

well I'm a loser who smoke pots and plays basically text based simulation games so...yeah which one of you is taking me home tonight?

I have kissed so many girls in my life, but I am still virgin. A friend of mine has kissed one and it's virgin anymore. Haha

I have no idea what happened

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i rarely come into non-trivial contact with girls and whne i manage to get close to them i always end up friendzoned

i'm too scared of my ego being blitzed by lack of success on tinder and i feel like i'm burdening girls when if i were to ask them out

I'm just a regular guy who doesn't met the right person yet.

They say that to me.
It somehow makes me depressed

I don't want to waste time and money on our '''''women'''''

I'm asexual and officially diagnosed with Asperger syndrome. If you bully me sluts I'm gonna call the police.

As much as you might think you're a loser, it's pretty sensible desu.
Nothing can prepare for the pain of your first heartbreak.

Honestly wouldn't wish that upon anyone, not even being hyperbolic.

Just have casual sex if you can swing that, relationships are shit.

I'm 27.

Lol. I'm 26 and female. I've had two guy friends my whole life. Autism sucks no matter what gender you are. But SHAMING ppl (as I'm sure was your intent) is not helping anyone and is also like very mean!!!!!

im 26 and im ugly.

I had a girlfriend at 14. That's why I'm not lossless and handholdless. I was a virgin until I paid an escort at 21.

>text based simulation games
You mean roguelikes?

Yes, I don't know what I am doing wrong. Really depressing seeing other couples and thinking "why not me"?

I'm educated, wealthy, sporty.. Probably I'm just ugly.

Roguelikes aren't text based, they just use ASCII graphics.

>A nice looking girl, who was my girlfriend, wanted sex with me when I was 13.
>I broke up, because I thought it was too fast
>Nearly 19 years old now and still virgin

Are you outgoing, and meeting girls?
Because that's my biggest problem (next to my crippling low self esteem)

Perhaps you have to find a better one in another town. I'm sure you'll find one. Just not try to escape from your problems.

The biggest town in my area is too ugly to visit, though. So I don't leave home either

"Gah! It's you again? Who is user? I am not user! Please, what the fuck?"
"But user, what are you talking about, you're making us feel creeped out."
"My name is not user!"
"What are you talking about, user?"
"Stop. What the fuck is this. How did I even get here? Who are you?"
"But, user... A-Anonanonanonanonanonanonanon"
"Fuck, I've got to get away, I've got to...."

I go out, have female friends and can talk to women. I just don't know how to start talking with a girl. I mostly think I will harass them.

Where does one even go to meet single girls
It's either always the same faces from your circle of friends or grills with boyfriends.

Latvian posters always type in such a qt way :3

but I'm 21

I have had a gf though

The last time I kissed a girl was in preschool.

I've been in a situation literally like this, I just told them I rather talk about something else.

I'm a 27 yo virgin with a deformed face and no job experience. I've come to the point of no return already.

>Why? Why the fuck did I have to be born in this fucking sickening ass time? Kill me please
It's important to remember that you would have been a faggot in any time period you were born user. At least in this time period you haven't yet died from infectious disease.

>tfw I turned 25 yesterday

No gf doesn't bother me too much. I have loads of friends and almost all of them have never had a gf. For whatever reason women don't like us.

you are ugly

1 Option remains fampai

Even my psychologist tells me I'm gonna have to leave the country if I have any hope of finding a girl.

Story!!!!!!!

Too far right on the spectrum (thanks Sup Forums) for anyone around to be close to dateable. Actually told me to go to South America, then was really excited when I suggested maybe Poland.

if this is real why he didnt tell you to find a prostitute?

Kek
Your psychiatrist must've been like "oy fucking vey, i gotta get this anti-semite out of my country asap"

Because I really couldn't give a fuck about dating or women or any of it if I wasn't the only heir to my family name. I'm only looking for the express purpose of reproducing.

>South America
>right wing

>Actually told me to go to South America, then was really excited when I suggested maybe Poland.
How much did you pay him?

Then me or my friends should be able to get an ugly gf right?

these

>downloading porn
literally who does that?

non-plebs

but user, stuff streamed in bad quality jiggles just the same

>19 y.o.
>Have been with many girls, no one lasted more than one month. Virgin.

They just considered you a friend.

I want to *be* the girl you dumb cunts.

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im saving myself for my future husband

post tits with timestamp

do you like swedish NEETs?

why are you NEET, my friend? dont you want to make sverige great again?

>implying girls talk to me

You're a funny man OP

0/10

can't do anything unless one is a normie.

>circle of friends

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>20 yo
>the girl I like goes repeatedly from friendzoning and cucking me to offering me drunk sex and being allaround outgoing to me

Fucking hell, what sort of mental gymnastics do these girls do?

I couldnt care less about getting laid honestly. Its all about having someone who actually cares about you to share your life with.

>I'm 26 and female.
>female
Do you expect me to belive that?

that attitude is why your country is where it is today

I'm 22 and on my 7th with a 4 year break between 2 of them

>He doesnt want to fuck prostitutes what a cu.ck lmao

I would like to start a family, I dont see a point in paying prostitutes or hunting sluts just to get my dick wet though.

She likes the free sex she gets from you (you are pretty), but doesn't want to date you(you have shitty/beta/unfunny personality). Come on, its not that complicated.

>Haven't had a woman show interest in me nor have I ever approached one due to fear of rejection and the subsequent humiliation.
this and I have only 2 years left until wizardhood

how are have so many people not kissed a girl? let alone had sex..

If you've gone to college (at least this is how it is in the states) I guarantee you have had a chance to hook up with a girl if you've wanted to

ummmmmmmmm okay let me just say it *hehe*
you are all very cute!!! :3
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apart from 2nd from the right lmfao >:'D!!!!!!!!!!!

It's my gf

same here
i just wonder if this mindest makes one a boring person