You wake up on Easter Island.
You wake up on Easter Island
Levi Brooks
Jason Gomez
Easter?
Isaac Sullivan
I search for the five dollar egg
Joshua Brooks
...
Jaxson Myers
I accidentally part of a statue, am fined 30K pesos and I am banished from the island for ten years.
(this really happened to a poor Euro tourist, but he shouldn't have touched the fucking thing).
Sebastian Howard
I celebrate.
Camden Perez
GIVE IT I SAW IT FIRST
Joshua Clark
lie down and sleep.
enjoy sunshine (if available)
Austin Diaz
...
Liam Gray
I fucking hate you
Robert Martinez
beautiful.
Angel Moore
Did you just make this?
Matthew Turner
thank you mr easter
Henry Wright
...
Evan Wilson
I look for true love
Luke Thompson
I wonder why I'm back here, I saw everything the first time.
Samuel Gomez
repeating digits for a crusade against the pagans of the island
All repeating digits join my heavenly-ordained war effort
Anthony Ramirez
Heavenly dubs for a heavenly quest
Joshua Turner
Cringe
Nicholas Ward
Can it, heretic
Gabriel Ramirez
Scold natives for turning a tropical paradise to barren wasteland within a handful of generations.
Congratulate natives for making contact with ancient aliens.
Steal moai, sell on moai black market.
Elijah Lee
>prothestants
>allowed into crusades
Not even quads would make such an heresy acceptable desu
Connor Diaz
You're a big guy