made a new one in a hurry edition
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/brit/
crayon pop
Kyary
prefer not to say
shit thread
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hello
Remember when you came back to school in September and you forgot how to write?
yeh
was hoping for a kpop thread really
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That's me now.
Typing on a keyboard for nearly 8 hours a day fucks my handwriting up. On the bright side I can touch type now
ifrgotr howa tyo type hahaha
llo hhhhaaaha
should've made one then
hello lads
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life's a bittersweet symphony and I'm the conductor
watching a streamer and his girlfriend is causing drama in the chat
I'm not an old man, I passed my test in 2007 and a genuinely did pay only £600 for a years insurance as a new driver.
I just used some sense and bought a car that wasn't expensive to insure. I think that's the mistake kids these days make, they should check insurance BEFORE purchasing the car and shop accordingly.
Small hatchbacks actually have the highest insurance for new drivers because of crash statistics (a lot of new drivers are crashing small hatchbacks)
But not a lot of new drivers (I'd wager zero) are crashing Ford Capris, or Rover 75s (I had one of those after writing off my Capri) which means the computer formula they use to come up with the price is tricked into giving you a cheap quote.
Also helps not living in a shit hole.
he just timed her out for 10 minutes lol
giz a link la
tights
CRIKEY!!
Steal all my "remember when" stories from Peter Kay
had a few off once and forgot the code to the door and my log on
had to ring someone to let me in then go to hr to get a new log on
good lad
That's his instructors fault desu
I definitely would have crashed a couple times if it weren't for my instructor braking
alri santa haha
>Ford Capris
I fucking love those things
So how much was your insurance while learning?
alright dick'ead, I will then *waits 300 posts*
>the code for the door
what
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Was a bit cheaper, around £560
I remember being pissed off because after I PASSED it went up and not down.
i'll look forward to it
alri
there's a key and a code to enter the door, you need both
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Me on the right
listening to indie/alt songs
alt-j*
Honestly prefer this thread to a kpop thread
listening to city pop
information.com
Getting a lot of good information here lads
going to make a yeri thread
virus don't click
wat
lads
I walked past a woman having some kind of seizure earlier. She was already being attended to by a bloke wearing the security uniform for the office building they were next to and a woman so I didn't need to worry about involving myself.
I do feel like I missed a trick though. A couple of days agree I found some pills (in their packaging) in the street. I picked them up hoping it would be something fun but it turned out to be medication for people with epilepsy with no practical recreational use (without risking self-harm). I still had these with me and couldn't help but feel they could have been of some use.
Then again, even if the fit she was having was epileptic those pills couldn't be administered anyway. They're for preventing rather than stopping as they happen. Still, I wish we lived in a world where I could safely leave them by her and letting emergency services decide on their utility without me having to worry about legal repercussions.
Funny how dead /brit/ gets when it's uni exam time
I don't think it's that funny
*laughs*
>All these mad cunts paying out thousands of pounds for driving lessons when your parents are supposed to teach you for free.
Wtf lads.
Did you know that in most of the world, including most of Europe. A learner driver is not allowed to drive their own car with L plates with their parents. They may only learn to drive in an official instructor car.
We have an advantage over fuck tons of countries and you're not utilising it.
reminder lads
ahahaha
just got a huge nostalgia hit from that
When I was 17 and taking my lessons, I checked insurance for several different cars and they all ranged from between £2000-£3600.
YES
THE MACHINE POSTER HAS ARRIVED
poo.com
great place for a poo lads
at work
you need a key
to open the front door, then you need to enter a passcode
basically, you need a key and a code to enter the building
the building being my place of work
in order to enter through the door of my place of work, I need to have a key card in my position + a series of digits (a code) to enter into the keypad on the door for it to grant me access
ive arrived too lads lol
me
yes lad
is she? goodness! let's see....hmmm....yes, yes.....very impressive.....indeed!
It appears you're onto something!
lol
reddit.com/r/memes
great place for memes lads
tights
I did both 2bh
Had about 15 formal lessons and the rest with my mum and dad
Dad had a company car, their insurance said me learning in it was a no-no. My mum was a housewife who had no car.
Not all of us are as lucky as you user.
the most ive ever paid for insurance was 700pa and that was when i was 17
finally did that third poo, i think there was so much wiping involved i must have bled slightly afterwards. worrying desu.
wish that was me
>Polish girl refers to Poleaboo as a Paki
me
www.cornwall.com
great place for small willie crossdressing autist boys lads
you wish you were the fuck machine or the woman?
>His parents time is worth less than £20 an hour
wow youre pretty big! :) x
Thank you porn Jew!
That's why you go out and buy a car.
no gf lol
FOB
i'm the cat
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my own instructor on my first lesson
>how are you feeling?
>uh... a bit nervous, it would only take a second of no concentration and then...
>oh don't worry about that, that's why I've got these *gestures to her peddles*
>yeah... but your feet aren't on them
And later that day she said I was gripping the wheel so tight that she couldn't move it when she was trying to steer me away from a tree.
After thinking about it, neither desu.
Most I've ever paid for insurance was 700p
Is that the case? What a talented young woman!
literally me
>Ermm just get mummy and daddy to buy you a car?! Like it's not hard lol!
S I'm going to buy a dual control car when I have no licence and can't insure it?
what's the biggest anal insertion you have pornjew?
ooh yeah
not everyone can afford that
Not him but you don't need a dual control car if you're careful
tights
more from different vids please
this car insurance discussion is scintillating lads, I'm mashing R, on edge waiting for the next installment of this unfolding saga
If you're attracted to small tits then your mum probably had them
went for a walk telling myself when i came home i would read a book but instead i ended up here
haha