ThinkPad finally comes in

>ThinkPad finally comes in
>unbox it in the living room

>>>whole house smells like literal shit for hours

S T I N K P A D

Lmao all aboard this upboat to the front page

Maybe you should change your diaper then, you fucking autistic retard.

>he didn't buy professionally refurbished
>he didn't ask the buyer if it had any issues like bad smells
>he opened it in his house
>he didn't immediately throw it out a window

put me in the screencap :)

Check the hard drive rails, the rubber used for them goes bad with age and stinks. Either that or you forgot to check that he seller's name wasn't pajeet before you bought.

your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post

Is this literal, literal shit, or figurative but improper use of the term literal, literal shit?

quality purchase user
so bummed i didn't snag a spicy memebook

Fuck off Reddit normie.

>ThinkPad finally comes in
>unbox it in the dinner room while everybody is lunching

>>>there are Stallman foot chips crumbles in the keyboard

Ebin :DDDDDDD
I'll put you in the screencap

what linux distro will keep me on the left?

>linux
none

Arch, user. Arch has all the flexibilty of gentoo but it has AUR, the best package manager for linux

pajeets BTFO

>forgot to check that he seller's name wasn't pajeet before you bought.

i'm imagining the Mumbai thinkpad factory, where they take a shit in every box before they tape it up and ship it.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>ThinkPad comes in
>open it
>smells like the sterile, rubbery smell of a doctor's office for a while
>never really loses that odor even after years of use

OSX, the greatest POSIX-compliant OS in existence.

damn son

Cancer

>POSIX compliant
kek

Get fukked

Fuck you bitch.

take me to the top desu

>package arrives
>open package, it's a thinkpad
>furrow my brow and say "i didn't order a thinkpad"
>double check address on package
>it was supposed to be for little old lady next door
>had no idea she had a basement or an autistic son

computers do things

Nigger what?

Buy new X1 Carbon.

mom died in her sleep when I was 5, yours will die soon too.

buy a used motherboard off ebay, worked for 6 days then just shat. never again

KYS

no

kys nigga

...

Fuck off. I hope you get banned.

Blow me

.

Thank you

AUR is not a package manager. Fuck I hate black people.

>all these prejudiced troglodyte retards who replied to that retard's bait

Stay the fuck away from my Sup Forums

bruh

Fpbp

Have my you's

Kill yourselves

>not buying new thinkpads
kek, poorfag

DON'T EVER REPLY TO ME AGAIN

fuck you

>Thinkpad came in
>Open box
>Smell like medicine with heavy mint
>Smell went away after a few months
>Used the smell to keep myself awake in class

scared

wew

Make me

I don't usually post here.

Pls

Rip