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the promised yeri edition
dedicated to that guy who wanted a kpop thread

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kpop

If dubs I'll post your moms dick

k

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Just watched a sad film with my mummy. It was about an old man and his helper robot.

he's a big guy

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Haha is that the robot the Israeli always posts about

he wants funny or original posts? okay, ive got the right thing for you lad

going to have a toss and a shower then try to do some work

gonna try just being myself tomorrow

I'll be browsing Sup Forums and wanking in an unlit room all day

>be me
>be 6 foot 3
>be white
>be blue eyed
>have nice hair
>have nice accent

>tfw no hot girl is interested in me

fucken whyyyyyyyyy

>Trying to buy a new car
>Dealership said they wont accept "a rewarding career" as a downpayment.

Wtf lads.

>nearly $20 (10 pounds) for a 7 track compilation
FUCK OFF BEATPORT JEWS

how do i tripfag

*grumbles*

Cos you have an ugly face and never have a shower

Kyary

no that's this one

probably because:
youre british
youre white
you have blue eyes
you have ugly hair
shitty accent

Always feel like I have to stifle tears when I'm watching sad films with other people and it ends up hurting my throat.

This is why we need feminism.

because you're a dyel, autistic mong?

The robots will return again goyim
It is but a matter of time

Tim and Eric or Vic and Bob?

WTF?

you lot hear about that jpop who got stabbed?

kek

couldn't make it up

don't like you as much since I found out you post in other generals. Why don't you go steady with /brit/? :3

test

>Try to put a deposit on a house
>Estate agent says "doing what I love" isn't acceptable.

Anyone got a link to Zac's profile? Trying to show the gf for a bit of banter

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wow thats fucken rude

why do you love putting deposits on houses?

also, since you like it so much can you put one down for me? cheers

x

prefer not to link it

am I expecting a punchline?

me on the right

>Trying to send my kids to uni
>Uni says I can't pay their fees in my "parents being proud of me".

>he's still butthurt

>Trying to show the gf for a bit of banter
>image.jpg

filth, remove yourself from this thread before I do

How can he just have glasses that crooked? I get triggered when mine aren't perfectly level.

Nah, Morecambe and Wise

>Trying to be a productive member of society
>apparently calling people asking if they want to upgrade their broadband doesn't count

Ffs

no some jpop idol got stabbed by a fan or some shit

>tfw so many beach snapchat stories today
N O R M A L S T O N S

The breakfast sketch they did is GOAT tbf

he's still got it saved

good film

did a tear up at Good Bye, Lenin! the other night, hate being such a sad sack

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party playlist

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Piss off Zac

listening to soppy love songs to trigger those late night feels

>Trying to pay for my wedding
>Wedding planner says "making a difference" isn't an acceptable form of payment

literal worker insect runt

this is birmingham? sad, i actually warmed up to him lately

you've taught something today

dyel = do you even lift?

Ernie Wise wasn't very funny though

btw is this friendly banter or do we actually not like each other?

you typed your job search into the wrong window lad

>listening to soppy love songs to trigger those late night feels

dont reply to him

my mate keeps sending me nudes of his fat 5/10 fiance, how do I get him to stop

>trying to not kill myself because I'm such a runt
>take a look at my cheap, polyester shirt and BT name badge with 3 stars on it
>realise it's time
>kick the chair

yes

>Trying to pay for a holiday
>Travel agent says they wont accept my degree and 3 years of unemployment as payment.

i do feel like this general would be less without me in all honesty.

tell her

love you lad

Just tell him its gross. My mate kept trying to show me pictures of girls who looked like his ex-gf and I flat out told him he's retarded/fucked in the head for doing that and he stopped.

less gay?

Zac just received a being sick emoji from the gf

>all these blog posts

Bank says they wont accept "not being a runt" as collateral on a loan lads.

Yeah less shit

every comedy duo needs a straight man
or at the very least a second banana, like mortimer to reeves

all me

g-g-g-g

phwoar madonna had a plump set of knockers back in the day

brb call to prayer

Debussy, Ravel, Tchaikovsky, Chopin and Holst are objectively the best classical composers

bit pointy though

www.youtube.com
it's a good website for videos

Hyped for hoi4

say it loud say it clear

virus

>Debussy, Ravel, Tchaikovsky, Chopin and Holst are objectively the best classical composers

What's your life ambition lads?

I want to open a restaurant somewhere warm when I'm 50.

no.

geri halliwell's are/were better

Bought one of them England shirts from Sainsbury's today

IT'S COMING HOME

>Debussy, Ravel, Tchaikovsky, Chopin and Holst are objectively the best classical composers

om nashi me
om nashi me

Yeri is pretty when she's not smiling.

stay home masturbating and doing drugs until hopefully someone gives me a lot of money

haha someone killed sadiq khan

>setting yourself up to be gimmicked this bad in two months
lad...

no

bit racist mate

anyone explain the zac meme to me?

been awol for awhile