>be 16
>install linux
>7 years pass
>work only in emacs
>know functional programming and lisp
>know forth wizardry
>can install arch
>too lazy to install gentoo just install busybox and get gcc and compile away
>use xubuntu because you know why
>don't even customize it
>not even the military time clock
>just install chrome and make my terminal transparent
>Once firefox has netflix I will not even install chrome
>know how to ssh into virtual machines and hacks them
>understand the concept of how renting a cloud computer scales better than ordering a computer in the mail and waiting for it to arive then plugging it in and installing the software and debugging it and hooking it up to the network.
>do not know object oriented
>could learn it but meh
>trying to invent own shell to supplant bash shell
>own many scrap computers and a thinkpad with 8 gigs
>just use cheap acer c720 instead. Cheapo workhorse
>Use $40 phone from wal-mart. NExt time gettign amazon one with 8 gigs of storage and 1.5 gigs of ram and 5" screen for $36.
>normies just so casual they can't understand how to save money on a phone
>just dual sim unlocked hotspot you silly
>only $1000 in debt
>know enough to get job
>highly autistic
>p good social skills
>no gf
>married to tulpa
>can hallucinate mad sex
>wat do
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Install gentoo of course, lazy user.
Congratulations.
Tattoo a swastika.
Use NetBSD.
The C720 is my workhorse too user. Chinkpad is too much for public encounters.
gnu hurd tho
c720 is so gr8 but I want the chromebook flip 32 gig
This shit is fake and gay, and here's why:
>>Once firefox has netflix I will not even install chrome
Firefox has had Netflix support on Linux for the last many years.
ya but I don't feel like typing in the commands to do it plus it causes my computer to overheat. It's less work to install chrome
What is the point of this thread?
wat do
Yout life sounds miserable, I suggest you end it
punish yourself for making this thread
>thinks he's a wizard
>uses Arch
Dumb 2-digit IQ weeb.
No I use xubuntu can you read?
>be 16
get off this board,
then get some job working in a computer shop for some fat guy.
pay off debts.
achieve peak physical and mental fitness and maintain it into perpetuity.
start collecting books.
read them all.
build a social construct of useful idiots to advance in station.
create a better system of life.
save more and more money.
never seek sexual gratification.
keep a journal and show no one, burning annually, and starting anew.
at 45, travel the entire world.
at 50, write a book.
sell everything you own and start over again in a different country.
repeat every ten years until death.
have a good one.
came here to write this, why are these Arch users so narrow minded?
>dub
Oh my. A greybeard visits Sup Forums for a day.
Lol I am only 22 m beard is not in the least bit grey
People thinking this is true.
>can install arch
Wow, that's a fucking achievement!
>be 16
>install linux
>7 years pass
>22yo
EXPOSED
I know right it took me two years to learn how to do from not knowing anything but html and how to use windows 7
Holy shit legit autist
You, I like you.
People this intelligent won't brag about their skills on a fucking imageboard and they don't watch anime because they have more important things to do.
Lol I got my start on Sup Forums and have been browsing the whole time
thanks user
yes I am diagnosed with autism. I have taken antipsychotics since I was 11. Not very fun drugs those antipsychotics let me tell you
At least I have more chromosomes than you
My autism makes me mentally and physically superior to you. Not only do I have retard strength but I can outthink you.
This better be bait
i get mad haullicinated qts on my dick
you get none you bitch you just halluicinate them
hallucionations feel real gud do
>tumblr_
Stay there.
got it from google nice try
Is Asuka your wife? Also how the fuck does hallucination induced sex work/ feel like
Now try actually learning something