GPD Pocket

Is the hype dead for the 7" laptop?

>Intel atom z8750
>8gb ram
>128gb emmc

Is it really worth $600 ?

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>Is it really worth $600 ?

No. Spend 10% of that on a used eeePC or something then install a minimal Linux system. The point of a machine that small is quick and dirty portability not a desktop replacement.

No, I'd get it for literally half of that price

That shit raised $2.500.000 out of the $200.000 goal, so some people sure like it

Well you can get one if you fund the campaign for $400

Is $400 half of $600? I didn't think so.

>Intel atom
>Retarded placement of the keys

Battery will probably last 2 hours

>mfw they actually say the macbook is "heavy" and "bulky" on their website

is there a trackpoint in the spacebar?

Yes

>spacebars

Fixed.

>2017
>Intel atom

I built a PC with an i5-6500 and GTX 1060 for less than $700 AUSTRALIAN

What the fuck is wrong with them?
What is the fucking point of this?

This is the same problem as tablets. If you can carry around a bag large enough for a tablet, what's stopping you from carrying a laptop? At least a tablet can be awkwardly held above your head while you're in bed so you can text your faggot friends and watch your faggot Jew propaganda.

>chinks actually believe this

I agree.

At least the gpd win is meant for emulation, but this? No "successful businessman" would want to be seen using one of those

Looks comfy.

Can i play my hentai games on it?

>If you can carry around a bag large enough for a tablet, what's stopping you from carrying a laptop?
This

It's comfy, shut up

REEEEEEE

The point is you can carry it on your pocket. Some people don't like carrying a bag around.

It barely runs CS GO on low with 25fps, so no

What retard wrote this shit? Fucking chinks lmao.

It gets better

Holy shit the autism is palpable

It's bad enough that people walk around with massive bulges in their skinny jeans for phones... But something twice that size? What pocket could fit it?

As someone with OCD I can't fathom how people aren't annoyed by this shit. I can't even put keys in one pocket without putting something else in my other pocket. Even then, I can't stop obsessing over the items in my pockets when I walk

Those chinks need therapy

I could tolerate all that if the battery lasted more than 3 hours

They claim "12 hours", depending on usage

If you leave it on sleep mode on the table maybe

>No story about a wealthy businessman drinking coffee while organising his timetable on his 7-inch laptop
Fucking DROPPED. They almost had me

how can I get a job as a Linux engineer?

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>no LTE
lmao

Top fucking kek

Made my day

"MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN XDDD"

>Cherry Trail Z8700 Win10 IPS tablet is $300
>similar specced product with a chink shit keyboard is $600
Really makes you think

>tfw to intelligent to get tricked by infographics trying to make most people self conscience by using general traits
>tfw to intelligent to conform to norms, making image mostly irrelevant to me

Why choose this over a Cube i9?

Same price but

>12 inch screen
>Core m3
>Kickstand
>Ssd

>But something twice that size? What pocket could fit it?
A pocket on non-skinny jeans?

This.

What people dont understand is that that CPU is so slow it will make your pull your hair out.

Not to mention there are Core m3 tablets for less out there. Or heck, even a secondhand Surface pro 3

>still dumb enough to reply

Because it's smaller and lighter. These are both huge selling points for me because my laptop is very much a secondary portable device to accompany my desktop. Its not a replacement for my main PC.
This isn't rocket science man.

Why do you even need a cpu if you're just going to texting the girlfriends??

>Is it really worth $600 ?
Only if you can install gentoo

I get along with an AMD C-70, which is a 1ghz dual core K9 processor in my laptop/netbook.
I'm not expecting blazing speeds from an Atom. I just want small form factor.

there's a linux version as well, so yes

...

well in that case this product is for you.

Still not worth the price

>tfw so intelligent I trick you into replying to me because I'm very lonely and need some social interaction to stave off depression before I sleep

Why is the W key so far left?

Unusable

>Paying $600 for an overpowered tablet
>Paying $600 for a keyboard you can't even touch type on
>Paying $600 for chinkshit

I don't get it

Who actually wants this?

>cramped layout
>shitty, small screen
>battery life no better than 13' ultrabooks
>processor slower than 13' ultrabooks
>storage even worse than 13' ultrabooks

If you actually NEED a tiny computer for lots of travel just buy a fucking ultrabook. Nobody is so cramped for space that they can't even carry a small laptop around and have to cuck themselves with this shit-tier harware just to shave off a few inches

What I'm getting at is that what its worth is relative to one's needs

If you need more processing power or a larger screen then yes, you're right.
If you need small form factor (which based off of it's sales is a large point of demand) then $400 for a full PC with 8gb of ram is not a bad deal.

That keyboard looks completely unuseable.

That keyboard is made to trigger OCD

just noticed holy shit why are curly braces at the top what the fuck

>Overpowered tablet
Ha! Ahaha!

Those 10 guys who still carry around UMPCs with Pentium 1's in them

...

Remove the keyboard and that's all you've got is a tablet running Windows that costs too much

>ugh, my 12 inch, 1kg macbook 12 is so fucking heavy and bulky

>oh my, what is this wonder of design??? it is an underpowered clunky nintendo ds running windows 10

>better spend $600 on it

>A and capslock is separated by 1 mm

>just noticed holy shit why are curly braces at the top what the fuck
lmao in the last thread the chink shill excuse was literally

"in Fortran you don't need curly braces and semicolons"

>So it is very suitable for woman's delicate fingers.
Jesus Christ, he was the creepy one at school wasn't he

I'm laughing at you thinking it's overpowered, you stupid teleiophile

he meant underpowered obviously

>So it is very suitable for a woman's delicate fingers

Shut up fag, I bet you masturbate to adults

I'm laughing at you paying 600$ on a fucking Atom processor.

You can buy a second-hand Surface pro 3 with the same money and that thing is years ahead of this shit

THIS.

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO CONNECT IT TO THE INTERNET IF YOU'RE NOT NEAR A SHITTY PUBLIC WIFI?

YOU NEED ANOTHER BRICK IN YOUR OTHER POCKET TO ACT AS A HOTSPOT?

IT'S THAT WHY IT'S CALLED "POCKET" ?

$600? REALLY?

Holy shit those lying chinks have no remorse

...

>smaller than smaller
I can't even

>a year of creation of design
>come up with an overpriced tablet strapped to a 2009 keyboard
cancelling the 3rd and 4th 1945 nuclear strikes was a mistake

>chinks trying to innovate anything instead of cheaply copying other people's shit

Might as well just get this if you want to spend hundreds on portable chinkshit. Doesn't have as much RAM but literally everything else about it is better. And it's $150 cheaper.

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>smaller
>two spaces
>than
>one space
>smaller
what did they mean by this typography innovation?

It's overpowered for it's use case, which is basic stupid shit you can do on any x5-z8300/2 GB/32 GB netbook which is literally hundreds cheaper

At least the GPD Win had the excuse that you were gonna try to play games on it (lol)

Remember: Skype internet phone is SO COOL!

>At least the GPD Win had the excuse that you were gonna try to play games on it (lol)
But they said it's better than a PS3, why would they lie?

>gpd win
>gaming device
>can barely run emulators and 10 year old games

This is what you get when you trust chinks

>ubnutu
When you can't decide whether to call it ubuntu or noobuntu, and split the difference

>mfw they made $2.6 million on the Indiegogo campaign

Ensure that you always maintain blow

How are they allowed to lie on the funding campaign? It's clearly not better than the surface and clearly the battery wont last 12 hours

whats the point in getting it then

The point of this thread exactly

Make one with a Core m3 and im sold

yeah, its shit alright

>chinks in charge of engrish

Could this run Lightroom?
I'm a full time photog and having sometime like this might change up my workflow.

You should try out the phone versions of Lightroom, they're just as good, but you have to readjust to a new interface.

Shitty Intel Atom can barely run anything so I doubt it

I have user, and for single images it's not a problem but when you have a 1000 event photos to edit.. you kinda need the PC version ^^

>read official description
>'a Linux engineer opening VIM'
>wow I better spend $600 on the GPD Pocket
>VIM is single-threaded as 99% of current software
>try to open and process large file
>get reminded that this shitty Atom has the single thread performance of a 2006 cpu
>welp, at least Skype works

Atom has the same IPC as Pentium 4, always had since the start. In single threaded tasks the newest Atoms are just as slow as the original N270 Atoms released on 2009 Netbooks.

Were you really considering playing for on this?

Fps I mean.

Alternative for a pocket-sized PC with a keyboard?

I think it's safe to assume it's a piece of shit

>Alternative for a pocket-sized PC with a keyboard?
a x86 tablet with a keyboard

because "a pocket-sized PC with a keyboard" objectively shouldn't exist unless the cpu can deliver decent performance. otherwise you cant call it a "PC", you call it a chink shit meme.

>Is it really worth $600?
Kek, nope.