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melancholy edition

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ah you cheeky sod, i was gonna make a new but then you come over and do one in yourself!

you goose!

araca

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spoiler this hog

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>all the boy pussy posts finally get to me
>feel compelled to vist a tranny prostitute
>find one that isn't full tranny but more trap-like
>white, 5'4, flat tits, cute face etc
>immediately notice how much bigger dick is than mine
>she calls my dick "cute" and says it's "just right"
>when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
>she stops and ask if I want to change positions
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes
>break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay
>she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better
>come home having sucked a dick without even getting off
>I've never felt like such a beta faggot in my entire life

i can't do ironic posting at night i have found out

hahahaah

eat shit

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me

bit cunting humid here

wow hahaha how much did you pay it

just a reminder that i lost my virginity last night lads


Just thought i should remind you of that

Especially you virgins


That i had a shag last night

mmm yes :)

Couldn't imagine not having perfect gnashers desu

people with fucked up teeth shouldnt be allowed to reproduce yn

> that second last one

fucking hell la

johnny foreigners lads

bought one of these, quite fun tb.h

most of the time its actually temperature, its hard to get high humidity

all me x

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Oh no ughhhhhhhhh what is wrong with me

realized i posted this in brit, sorry lads my bad

outrider k***hts are the coolest enemy in dark souls 3

you were born in the wrong generation

top bants

i always get those really simple chinky ones that cost less than the battery in them
not half as fancy as yours though

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Hey buddy i think you got the wrong general

/cum/'s two pages down

brits literally have the best teeth in europe

piss off

FUCK YOU

Can we have more slags pls?

all me

I've never met a girl named rachel that wasn't a whore

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hate watching films and music videos with hot girls in from the 90s and then seeing how they look now. reminds me that time will also rob me of my precious precious youth

want to bite a juicy womanly arse and lick a fanny and then fuck the pink cunt like a caveman while squeezing the delicious tits like an overgrown baby

>mfw someone quotes Hegel
Do people also have to deal with this bullshit in the UK?

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huh weird, i havent met another person with the same name as my mom too

>u r gay

mostly just want to cuddle and stare into a womans eyes until i fall asleep though

keep saying i'm gonna organise my 4chainz folder but never did lads haha

would you EVEN pay shekels for that? somehow i doubt it

they're always on their hands and knees like they're about to get fucked in the arse
not very menacing

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> u r gay

is this a pornstar yn

dude
teapot
lmao

Nothing like a good ol Friday night on the 'Chon

>filename
come on, lad
you lose your thinking cap?

>Frank Lampard was jeered by his own fans as his New York City side were humiliated 7-0 by New York Red Bulls.

I'd rather sleep between her breasts

*beats you and throws you on the ground*

*wraps a union jack around your neck and starts choking you with it*

WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND AROUND THESE PARTS, YANK

saturday you utter cretin

very good post

fantastic posts

uruguay I'll be honest I'm not a huge fan

sunday you dumb yank

i agree fully with the poster above me

got a maths degree from cambridge

fucking MUG

>on the 'Chon

fuck off with that horrible flag and never come back

>this thread

Johnnys really don't understand us lads.

FOB

i wish i had a maths degree from cambridge
i guess i just have to be satisfied with my rank one titles on world of warcraft

Kom med mig nu och sluta förstöra /brit/. De har klagat hos oss, seså:

>New York Red Bulls.
KEK literally naming a football team after an energy drink

>get maths degree form cambridge
>end up shitposting on /brit/

they just don't get our banter

>tfw spent a good while in there earlier not realising it wasnt /brit/

fucking ooffffffffffff hahaha

>you will never have a comfy sunday couples brunch

>oi m8wats up with ur flag tho iniit that ain't the british flagwat u doin in ere?

nobody watches kickball here

*teleports behind your mum*

*bums*

haha.... good game kiddo....

ANTI-YANK RANGER ACTIVATE

Got no sleep at all last night been tired all day and now I can't sleep again. The fuck is this???

>there are normies out right now having a giggle in a social context

been doing a lot of thinking lately, lad?

your mind on /brit/

*tsssssssssss*
fuck off bruce

blue light from TV/phone/computer screens prevents melatonin production in the pineal gland which prevents you from sleeping

Summary of findings

>Poleaboos one friend was actually a double agent who despised him but wanted to make sure he didn't commit suicide
>Polish Chad was also a Judas
>Her father and bfs brother both offered to kick the shit out of Poleaboo
>Her bf initially had sympathy for Poleaboo, putting his behaviour down to low self esteem
>One girl had pure sympathy for Poleaboo
>All other girls referred to him as a creep, found him amusing but none were as offended as she was
>Hambeast was the one who grassed him up at McDonalds
>Hambeast was in tears when she found out she had been called a hambeast
>Muslim girls had very slight sympathy for Poleaboo but continued to do most of the legwork in bringing him down, they mostly though he was a freak
>Polish girl used the term "Paki"
>Other Polish girl isn't quite the delicate flower originally believed
>She gets off on the attention, sharing her story with many friends
>She is truly vindictive, wishing Poleaboo nothing but pain and misery

At least it's now confirmed that there IS a conspiracy against Poleaboo

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tune

hmmm

ah yes

really makes you think

#wakeupsheeple

going to sleep now laddo's

Take a pill
(It's the only way I can sleep..)

>be UK military
>build 2 multi billion pound aircraft carriers
>won't even be fully equipped with F-35s until like 2023

the fuck

never leaving Tbh

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FINALLY a chance to post this

only good yung lean song is kyoto

*presses star shaped cookie cutter against bum*

*squeezes out a steaming yank*

haha...just wait till my yank guests come roudn....gots a surprise in store for them and no mistake

I'm the closest thing to a girl posting ITT

bet your father's proud of you, ponce

wrong :)

found the casual normie lean fan

go to clubs in nike trainers ye?

Shame about the manhands, the rest is almost convincing