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poo

fuck anime

wish i had a gf to do comfy sunday brunch with

>/brit/ + /nz/
don't they all come here anyway?

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Post patrician kpop:

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do not post in this thread

you cannot tell me what to do

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It's actually the other way around. So many poms have been coming here for the last two and a half decades to escape the falling monolith that is Europe.

doing a sleep

One was bad enough

hm

>dozing off
>see a giant spider on the wall
>instantly wakes me up
>spider disappears

fucking does my nut

the most common is actually think i am not sleeping
and am being possessed by a demon
can't move at all despite trying and really feel
like there is something controlling you and in your body

i've seen flaming skulls flying in front of me telling me they loved me
and one time felt like i was being thrown around all over the bed
it's not real but boy does it feel like it is

Got my cock out again.

big fat boobys

i, uh, don't get it

still no gf lads

apparently everyone gets it at least once in their lives

dreading the day I get it tb.h

radical post dude

im absolutely hammered yet again

Giving up on this "being awake" nonsense

waste of time and effort if you ask me

i woke up once and couldn't move
didn't see any weird shit, but felt like a presence was on top of me. just closed my eyes and went back to sleep

more patrician kpop

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>saturday night
>be 26 year old man
>should be having sex with a gf right now
>posting cartoon frogs on an internet message board for autistic cornish teenagers instead
where did it all go so wrong lads?

Fuck off with your autism
Either you post here under the union jack and being /brit/ish or go back to your Russian autism general

lads give this one a watch if you have the time
youtube.com/watch?v=0ONfWf80WD0

you're the one who seems autistic for being upset about it

you weren't actually awake
but it's nearly undistinguishable since you see your room as if you had your eyes open

getting it once is no big deal
when i have one it never comes alone and i spend the whole night battling invisible presences and can't sleep well at all

>Hi there my name is Pajeet Prakesh and I support the Bremain. Fuck anglos and fuck the commonwealth. Down with the Queen! I am truly British. This is Britain now.
That's what you sound like.

i dunno i'm 25 and i guess there was a point where we were supposed to grow up but it never happened

>>should be having sex with a gf right now

nah

Sleep paralysis sounds fucking terrifying, I hope I never get it, being unable to move is one of my fears.

kpop is not british language or culture though, so why are you posting it here and not on Sup Forums?

more patrician kpop

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>tfw got seenzoned by a massive qt last night

never gonna make it

>that comfy feeling when you open your window and all of london is frozen, sleeping and you can hear that gentle rumble of a 777 flying to canada in the distance

youre letting memes that normies use to stroke their egos dictate your life maaaaaaaaaaan

we've already debated this for fuck sake.

>less people live in new Zealand than scotland

Wew

>girlfriends
Fuck that cunt, they only hurt your feelings eventually. Fucking girls

is it true all of new zealand are sailors

>seenzoned

mind bigspooning me on this fresh new maymay?

Let's debate having poos instead then

The best type of poo imo is when it's thick and takes at least 3 seconds to pop out slowly

i didn't even comed on /brit/ in ages lol

why did you post this in late may? i'm assuming you're referring to some other time

is it true that all of new zealand is home of the horse lords

hard and streches the hole imo

not overly stretching though.

when you send someone a message on fb or imessage or something and they see it, giving you the seen notification but they never reply to it

i'e had this several times. it's just like a bad dream where you think you can walk and get up but you're stuck to the bed. in the morning you feel fine

is new zealand gay?

ive seenzoned girls before
good times

watching a US military plane over iraq

they're not very good at this whole stealth thing

I do this to girls all the time treat em mean keep em keen haha x

I've had sleep paralysis before. I woke up and there was a figure, I couldn't see it clearly at first, but it was in my peripheral.

Then it got up in my face and smiled straight at me.

I fell asleep straight after and passed it off as a dream. About a week later it sunk in it wasn't dream

just turned 27

there's no hope m8

although they say because of changes in culture/economics 30 is the new 20, like this generation requires an extra 10 years than previous generations

Wales > England > North Ireland >> Scotland

yeah i've done it to girls but it's really shit when the girl is actually really qt haha

bit sad about it desu

broken collarbone is doing my nut

nah u old as as shit bro

>There are more Scottish people living in Scotland than there are stars in the sky

wew

2015 was last year!!

>treat em mean keep em keen
does that work work though
true

Wha this means is you're messaging her too much. You gotta work put a girls rate and fire at that rate

>the 90s were 40 years ago

any of you lads ever done DMT?

she knows she's on high demand
gotta find a qt that will value you as an individual
which is to say a decent woman

>current 2016
>decent woman

Me on the T-shirt when he takes his jumper off

youtu.be/w0GPYHv-8sk

desu she was sending longer replies than i was sending, idk what happened haha

so basically just an uggo or a leftover? rather be single tbqh

yeah. personal recommendation: inject instead of smoke
to me smoking it feels like I am breathing shards of glass into my lungs

my shits stink

don't even know what it is haha

In under 2 years people born in 2000 are allowed to post on Sup Forums

*wanks to the weather*

so i know this girl and sometimes she looks really and sometimes she looks really ugly

nah m8 there are qt's like that
when i studied philosophy there has been a fair amount even
clever women are less superficial
finding them out of unis is the problem

>sometimes she looks really
*really hot

>clever women are less superficial

Really wish this were true, but it's not

professor said I am clever like a fox
damn right I am

you dont need stealth if youre american

gf just sent me this

i get the impression she's a lot smarter than me

overall, i'll be fine by like tomorrow but just a bit melancholy over it because she was really qt. the conversation wasn't awful or awkward so if i saw her in person i'm sure we could talk but yeah oh well no use being a cry baby bitch over it i suppose.

Might post a picture of my Willy lads what do you reckon

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lads, is The Martian any good? thinking of watching it before bed

i've known some that weren't
but there's bad in the good
they weren't wearing makeup so you can be sure
they weren't too keen on removing pubic hairs and such
still very qt though

i'm guessing you aren't korean but korean women
are known to be immensely materialistic
and all around shit much like the chinese
fucking glad not to have been born in an asiatic country

will download it and tell you in a couple of hours

hold tight my friend

perfect sleeper material

the fuck hahahahaha

tis been a while lads, it's time

>kneels down, prostrating repeatedly, facing Mecca

Ayy

Janny gonna get you son

it was great in the cinema

>korean women
>are known to be immensely materialistic

People say this and yeah many are, but there are plenty of normal qts everywhere in korea

>> Surgeon William Beatty heard Nelson murmur, "Thank God I have done my duty"; when he returned, Nelson's voice had faded and his pulse was very weak.[52] He looked up as Beatty took his pulse, then closed his eyes. Nelson's chaplain, Alexander Scott, who remained by Nelson as he died, recorded his last words as "God and my country."

Saw it in cinemas and I really liked it. Worst thing about it is the occasional reddit-tier /r/atheism "FOR SCIENCE" jokes.

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHHAHHAHHHAH

but seriously doe, need something to watch

k, tanks

great, thanks

pretty bad imo so is right

if she really is smarter maybe that's your problem
you shouldn't beat yourself over having feelings
it's not like you have been complaining for hours

are you ok? should i call an ambulance?