I genuinely keep forgetting this exists. They have some kind of Hogwarts spell over the landmass. Do NOT TRUST THEM

I genuinely keep forgetting this exists. They have some kind of Hogwarts spell over the landmass. Do NOT TRUST THEM

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Me too. They're rarely mentioned here too.

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I forgot NZ existed today.

I was trying to think of places to go when summer comes.

I was thinking about Canada and the US.

Me too

Na fuck off friend

The real question is why isn't NZ part of Australia? Also where does NZ get off in having islands?

See you soon.

>all those moari names

You haven't seen nothing yet, friend.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Who?

>dat sweet sweet rapefugee-proof geographic isolation
>hasgunz
>all that natural land
>cool as fuck ecosystems
>ton of neat bird species
>everything from tropical rainforest & beach to world class ski mountains

top tier

>world class ski mountains

kek

Quite possibly the greatest country on earth.

t. shit ski mountains

>he doesn't live in literal paradise

well yes actually

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
gibe citizenship

I want to move to your beautiful country
please gib benefits

Why don't you just move to Montana, Michigan, Colorado or Oregon? Don't they all have great landscapes?

>be australia
>be somewhat relevant
>get targeted by waves of refugees
>get targeted by terrorism
>get targeted by liberalism

I want to be very far away from where I am now.

But USA is YUGE!

user, New Zealand has its own problems.

We don't make as much money here, and everything is more expensive due to import costs. Our country is also considered more left-wing than USA (i.e. even our centre-right party, National, would be considered left-wing in NZ).

Plus it's super expensive to fly here and back. Check the prices for plane tickets from your local airport.

Not to mention gun laws. You need a gun license to buy a gun.

To get a gun license, you need to be over 18, have a police background check, have someone else already with a gun license to be a referee for you, and you need to pass a test. You also can only use guns for hunting, cannot carry them in public, and they must be locked up in a suitable lock/safe in your home, separately from the ammo, at all times when not being used.

So why do you specifically want to move here?

>National, would be considered left-wing in NZ

would be considered left-wing in USA

This, go to Australia

That's not much better user.

This, go to Canada

these are just lies to keep us foreigners out of your perfect paradise archipelago now aren't they?

>australia developing its own netball league will completely destroy kiwi netball and leave us with a guaranteed medal at the commonwealth games

netballers are so hot

Same with hockey girls

listen you untermensch

new zealand is mostly dogshit bush and farms, smells like dogshit to you fucking faggot

if you want to live in queenstown then you better be rich

>the dutch hockey team will never take out their frustrations on my body

I really need to die ASAP

>whenua
>tahu

we bionicle now

bionicle.wikia.com/wiki/Whenua
>Whenua is the Maori word for earth.

bionicle.wikia.com/wiki/Tahu_(2001)
>In the Maori language, Tahu means "burn".

we have like two ski mountains and they're both shit (ive been to all of them

No fuck you, traitor.

New Zealand is a fucking beautiful country. It just has other issues.

>two
no

smelling like dogshit is a big issue pakeha

>New Zealand is a fucking beautiful country. It just has other issues.

i never said it wasnt beautiful you fucking esugf esufeufcnuesufbesibfiesb FUCK YOU CUNT EAT SHIT SLUPSFD+O

t. Wiremu Tewhakapoopeei

>home distillation of alcohol is legal

well there are the ones in queenstown and ruapehu

>implying I don't know that

who /rainbowskifield/ here

I legit believe there is no reason for nz and australia to be separate. pls explain

It's beautiful AND DOESN'T SMELL LIKE SHIT

HAVE YOU NEVER DRIVEN THROUGH THE LUSH BUSH ON THE WAY TO THE WEST COAST, AND SMELLED THE WET POHUTAKAWA AND PONGA BUSH!?

GET OUT OF ROTORUA REEEEEEEEE

is it not in usa??

land of the fee's

>prostitution is legal

>dat sweet sweet rapefugee-proof geographic isolation

its not, we literally do all their boat sinking for them and when their hair pulling pm asks australia to let in a few hundred so nz can take them so his daughter(who posed nude) can get a brown bf we still stop them from taking any refugees

and how do they repay us? they be fucking try hards in the rwc that we cucked the english at

Hockey girls tend to be pretty trashy. Hot, but trashy.

Australia is red
nz is green

It's because they wanted to treat their natives like people and we didn't.

We don't really do ice hockey here. We mean hockey to refer to field hockey.

THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN

DON'T TRUST THEM

IT'S PARADISE AND THEY WANT TO KEEP IT ALL TO THEMSELVES

DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES

>he nows inane toy trivia

Manchildren detected

This graph will outline to you the difference. Please, move to Australia instead and spare yourself!

reconsider coming to nz, it's extremely overrated nature wise go to a europoor cunt if you want pretty mountains

maybe in north america but sports girls here are upper middle class lesbians with hearts of gold

Who THE FUCK are you tho?!?

How'd you make your stars white?

youtube.com/watch?v=SjD9v9H2UrU

hahaha, WOOW, :PPPppppPp

youtube.com/watch?v=oZYjrb4M08s

gullum mate

HAHAHA FUCK I HATE IT WHEN I 4GET THAT NZ XISTS ITS THE WORST XDDD

We are has guns but licensed. Some stupid rules about military style features make it hard to get ar15s un neutered on the standard ez to get license. That said we don't have the same racial divide, poverty and crime so most gun owners don't own them for roodypoo fighting duty

I DON'T KNOW WHO'S JEWING WHO ANYMORE. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE DROPPED SWITZERLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SOUTH PACIFIC.

I legit believe there is no reason for Brazil and the rest of the beaner countries to not form a united 7-1 tacostan

LEGO is the true patrician hobby who's mastery is reserved only for those who have transcended autism.

>tfw people always talk shit about your home town

go to fucking switzerland then dipshit, it's much prettier than nz

dont EVER fucking reply to me again, nerd

EAT SHIT CUNT

ur going down, kiddo

because it smells