Verizon is mashing Yahoo and AOL into a new company called Oath

Lmao

>Oath
Oath
>Oath
Oath


theverge.com/2017/4/3/15166872/aol-verizon-oath-announced-merger-rebranding-new-name-logo

Verizon can now use Yahoo and Aol properties to display targeted ads based on what it knows about everything else you do online and with your mobile devices.

Could a company name sound more ominous?

So basically someone saying "Oats" but with a speech impediment. Got it.

Verizon is dead. Rather than investing in FTTH, they would rather invest in stupid ads when their wireless subscribers are all going to T-Mo.

Foundation

sounds like trust, I'd trust them

In Australian slang, thats short for "fuckin oath"
Like we literally just say oath
I'm loling

I just read the fuckin part as if it's there

lol could you be any more wrong? verizon subscriber count and profits are continually increasing.

wp

What a shitty forgettable name.

LISP

Why can't yahoo just die already? I get they were big email guys and shit , but their major hacks put millions at risk.

Too many morons still have Yahoo.com as their homepage. That's gold to advertisers, not to mention Tumblr and Flickr.

Fuckin' oath mate.

so, what the fuck is "fuckin oath"?

Don't you dare talk shit about Flickr.

Tumblr is good too, if you skip the hipster suicidal blogs.

"fuckin' oath" translates roughly to "I agree with you in a most enthusiastic and emphatic fashion".

I think yahoo is even the default search engine for Firefox

the hot bitch literally earned tens of millions of dollars just to kill the company and sell it before its value goes to zero

>Typical of what women do in society.

>yahoo


Ironically they won't be implementing Open Auth.

why is there a colon at the end
what could this mean
why is it blue?????

Oats?