"Bare Metal" "Internet of Things" "Cloud" "Experience" anything with one as suffix/prefix "Ubuntu, Xbox, Nexus One". Please stop
Shit tech words
Aiden Harris
William Campbell
Framework
Michael Brooks
series of tubes
Connor Brown
"compiles into JavaScript"
Aaron Rivera
app
Isaac Taylor
Diversity
Jaxon Hall
Yeah, IoT has been triggering me hard lately. I've also heard people using the word "bandwidth" in unconventional ways lately.
Isaac Morales
OP again, www.shitstartup.io
Jaxson Morris
"Smart" anything
fucking kek
Grayson Richardson
"coding"
also,
Isaac Hughes
>Bandwidth in unconventional ways
Examples please
Anthony Hill
>I'm out of bandwidth for this month
Luis Price
what were they referring to
Jaxon Jenkins
I actually stoped reading technology websites, everything those uneducated monkeys say is usually wrong or distorted.
Noah Howard
These threads full of pedantic neets
Jeremiah Diaz
Not everybody is a high-school dropout with poor vocabulary.
Nicholas Cook
Data allowance
Justin Richardson
>"Experience"
Henry Green
"Innovation"
"Courage"
Carter Morgan
"No compromise! Gaymin experience"
Grayson Mitchell
Virtual reality
Logan Ward
Anime
Camden Young
The way GNU is said
You only need 25mbps internet
IoT (Internet of shit)
Luis Roberts
nVidia
Michael Garcia
i*
Dominic Harris
"Information superhighway."
No wait, that one was actually badass.
Daniel Baker
Aluminum unibody.
Nolan Thompson
I was a fan of 'infobahn' myself.
Ayden King
"Anonymous"
"Privacy"
Aaron Roberts
how do you abuse "bare metal" ? I've never heard "type 1" used in production? and I can't think of any other uses for it besides hypervisors.
Cooper Cooper
It's just irritating to hear in general. It's Hardware, specifically, Physical Hardware.
Evan Parker
"deploy" "enterprise"
William Perez
t. NEET
Grayson Brooks
Cutting Edge (or any variation of "edge")
"Gaming"
"Innovation" (most products that advertise this are completely opposite)
Revolutionary
Modern
Crowdfunded (nowadays this most likely means the product is a scam, sadly)
David Jackson
> Bare Metal
> Shit tech words
How so? It's used to distinguish traditional servers from VMs.
Aaron Johnson
>VR ready
Nolan Cooper
"On the line" - heard it all the time back in tech support days
Oliver Walker
BLAST PROCESSING
Tyler Hughes
innovative
>read: old shit rehashed and repackaged for the iphone audience
Camden Cooper
>2017
>not shitposting from your ubuntu bare metal xbox
Elijah Cook
>powerful programming language
what is this shit even supposed to mean?
Landon Powell
probably means you'll vomit powerfully if you program with it
Brody Evans
Rust.
Kevin Hall
Why does the term IoT trigger so many of you?
I think it's a stupid idea, but I don't really see what's wrong with the term.
Henry Bailey
kek
William Ortiz
Bare metal is kind of stupid, but there are times when you need to indicate something isn't virtualized
Isaiah Taylor
>"Ubuntu, Xbox, Nexus One"
Also "PlayStation, Microsoft, Apple, i, Mac, Dell, HP, Lenovo, Razer, Windows, Google, Samsung, Alienware, MSI, ASUS, Android"
Isaac Long
It sounds better than bunch of shit connected to your router and probably with a phone app, or BoSCtYRaPwaPA for short
Jose Lopez
Smart router connected to your smart fridge, smart smoke detector, smart door lock, smart TV, smart security cameras, whole house sound system, wifi enabled receiver, Amazon dash buttons, your personal electronic assistants, smart sprinkler system, wifi connected led lightbulbs.
Bentley Ortiz
My butt is on the line
Mason Edwards
I like to use that in Danish. "Informations supermotorvejen"
Asher Gomez
What's wrong with "bare metal" as a phrase?
Isaiah Garcia
>high powered assault programming language
Landon Sanders
Because nothing really runs on the bare metal, since virtual memory exists
In a way there is no distinction between a hypervisor VM and 'bare metal'
Mason Brooks
>Advanced persistent threat
>Military grade
Tyler Jenkins
>Not using a smart, modern, cutting-edge and revolutionary powerful programming language to deploy the ultimate innovative internet of things app experience using bare metal cloud computing to integrate diversity into coding featuring military grade innovation and courage, a complete VR ready anime experience through crowdfunding backers
Colton Edwards
C
Jackson Taylor
I don't know about you, but every time I see "REST" or "RESTful" I almost get a panic attack.
dunno why.
Kevin Peterson
RESTful and SOAP really grind my gears
Alexander Torres
.io
Jacob Martin
How else call them?
Jonathan Torres
>ubuntu
uh ... because? You don't like words in general?
Easton Evans
>"Bare Metal" is a meme
Do you not understand what assembly and machine code are you multinigger?
Hunter Fisher
Informatics
Nathaniel Diaz
>These two unrelated and irrelevant things
Jack Garcia
> online
> on the line
> dialup takes up a phone line so you're on it when surfing the web
> you're on the line
> online
Holy shit I get it now
Nathan Gutierrez
"X"aaS triggers me
Sebastian Moore
None of you faggots mentioned DAILY DRIVER so far?
Really???
it's by far the worst phrase I heard in the last few months.
Colton Moore
>Holy shit I get it now
You have passed the first test.