we see here that your daily traffic has been 80% Sup Forums

> we see here that your daily traffic has been 80% Sup Forums.
What to do?

"I'm proud of it"

And yours is LinkedIn. What's your point?

I only visited blue boards, clearly labelled "safe for work".

kek

I promise to increase the percentage to 99.999% and further amplify my shilling output!

God I hate LinkedIn. Had to make a shitty account for career development class.

Wait.... there are people on /g who DON'T realize work has the right to, the capability to, and all the reasons on the world to monitor their network traffic?

If it goes through a network, VPN, or computer they own or control, they can, should, and probably will monitor it.

Shitpost from your phone, or, if they're really lax, through an ssh tunneled proxy to your home or vps.

Having the conversation op is talking about is a sure sign you need to get better at your tech skills, or switch careers.

> we see here that you encrypt 80% of your throroughput

Contrary to popular belief, some very knowledgeable and sophisticated people lurk Sup Forums's Random board.

Safety precaution against corporate espionage :^)

lol

[CITATION NEEDED]

>be me
>browsing darknet at work
>looking to buy a baby for dinner
>suddenly boss walks in
>flipping multiple tabs of child porn, drugs, and snuff
>finally land on an ISIS recruiter before he walks in
>breath sigh of releif
>user we noticed you use this wierd looking browser from the 80s
>suddenly monitor is flooded with child porn as I look my boss straight in the eye
>I stare deep into his soul for an hour straight as he stands there shaking in fear

can you actually "encrypt" your traffic or do you mean using a VPN?

Is that what he is talking about?

I thought the suggestion was that your browsing history will be used against you at job interviews.

/thread

This to be honest, but then again this thread is just neo b8.

SSL

I use HTTPS Everywhere, sir. I am concerned about man in the middle attacks injecting malware into our network.

Walk out of the interview. I'd never work for a company that goes to such lengths to violate my privacy.

DEUS VULT