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crayon pop
first for pakis
is that Nigel Farage?
Big Narsty
I hope you leave my friends.
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not bad
decent flavour
hits all the right spots
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take this you bloody RACISTS
i acknowledge the superiority of the welsh, scottish and irish
I'm selling Russian gfs, send me £1000 and you can have one.
1. Argos Fast Track Same Day Delivery
2. UPS
3. Hermes
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90. DPD
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90000000000000000000000000000000008. Yodel
9000000000000000000000000000000000000000009. Royal Mail
Hermes are yodel tier
DPD are great
Royal mail actually has its shit together for the most part too
how much £5 'gold' jewellery did you buy mate?
rasheed
sealand is more of a country than wales
Never understood the Royal Mail hate. Literally never had a problem.
Lads literally everyone i know is more successful than me. Even those who i thought were never going to make it.
Looks like it was me who was never going to make it.
Feel awful today.
As you well should
Good lad
royal mail is infinitely better than anything else, at least they have lots of depots
if you miss something from yodel or hermes you are likely never going to see it again unless you want to travel 100+ miles to the arse end of nowhere to pick up your parcel
and you want to rearrange delivery? well the driver has a 30 second slot next week while you're at work, after that it'll be sent back to the sender
not gonna play with my willy today
how are you measuring success
>Be in all the high sets in school
>Always performed well
>Can't get a "proper" job
>Stuck in part time retail work
>All the fucking losers and trouble makers from school and college have houses and raising families
Did you go to uni?
*forcefully puts my hands down your boxers*
oh yes you are!
very good post
the thought of some lad thinking of this post on his way home has got me howling
Me on the left
pizza road
me in the coat and heels and grey hair
hey lads
*high pitch ringing in the background*
Our reviewbrah
This man simply cannot stop dropping bangers
mamma mia!
Amazon should be there and Hermes are shit.
Me neither.
have a half decent job and moved out.
im literally plebtier atm.
there are people ITT that think an EU army would be a good idea
*teleports away*
Here's a fact: Churchill had his acrobatic barber shave him while he slept
wish i knew how to make nice tomato sauce like that
>le angry conspiracy man
depends how snazzy the uniforms would be
>girl messages you first on tinder
this is an unexpected feeling
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it's a bot
Are you me?
Fucking shit isn't it?
I'm not even a social retard either.
havin' a wank
rasheed
Just got back from the barber
rate my cut
*beats you with my handbag*
bloody troublemakers
woo! yoohoo!
nah she's real but at best a 7/10 so it's not that amazing
cool it lady!
Ov cors it is
might have a cigarette
Koreans wrote a song about you:
watching CNN
>dem endless boner pill ads
thanks mayt
would smash/10
*causes trouble in the neighbour*
how many of you have actually met up with someone from tinder
We actually live in the future and they are targeted ads at (You)
>lol I drank a shot I'm so WIIIILD
>*Audience howling*
>American humour
fuck turkey
Just bought a new suit lads
What do you think?
*takes my little lady out to get milkshakes and burgers*
a few times, shagged about half the ones I've met
I've matched with a few top qts but I'm too scared to message them
What a good opener?
>I want to be your blizzard, 7 inches deep and an inconvenience in the morning
I'm baaaaack
how gud luking wer they?
a friend drank a chocolate milkshake with a burger once
is this normal behaviour? seems a bit disgusting to me
One day lads...
i dled dub sindicate, wilco, angel olsen, slowdive on /brit/s sugestion
i have literally no opinions of my own
I have a degree in the tuba, wbu?
Nah that's not me
*flicks a camel cigarette at you*
beat it ya nerd
welcum bak, cunt
When did people start seeing homes as investments instead of places to live?
I remember watching an episode of sopranos and dr melfi is out at dinner with her 2 friends and says something along the lines of "oh my gosh I can't believe we finished a WHOLE BOTTLE of wine between the three of us!
*holds back the tears*
>angel olsen
absolutely cracking chebs
not me
I'll match with a few then never talk to them or start with a shitty chat up line which I'll cringe about and regret immediately and if they do respond it's usually a monosyllabic response and the conversation dies there
think my profile pics need more work, haven't had a picture taken of me for almost a year though because I moved to a different end of the country and have no friends to go out with haha
always
So user, what have YOU done to advance the cause of the working man today?
umm, when i ask a serious question i EXPECT a serious answer. we can do this the easy way or the hard way, bud.
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huehuehue gizza rizla laaa I stab yuo
Only ever had two girls message me first on Tinder out of hundreds and hundreds of matches and I shagged them both and the second one is currently my gf
Definitely a good sign
*Laughs at your need to tell strangers on the internet of how upset you are*
One girl
Got a hug from her
>The Brother Of A Brussels Suicide Bomber Will Represent Belgium In The Olympics
So Brave And Progressive Absolute Beautiful And Stunning xx
give this a gander too m8, cracking album
causing trouble lads
park the car at side of the roooooad DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
i refuse to believe those eyes aren't photoshopped