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crayon pop

first for pakis

is that Nigel Farage?

Big Narsty

I hope you leave my friends.

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not bad
decent flavour
hits all the right spots

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take this you bloody RACISTS

i acknowledge the superiority of the welsh, scottish and irish

I'm selling Russian gfs, send me £1000 and you can have one.

1. Argos Fast Track Same Day Delivery
2. UPS
3. Hermes
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90. DPD
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90000000000000000000000000000000008. Yodel
9000000000000000000000000000000000000000009. Royal Mail

Hermes are yodel tier

DPD are great

Royal mail actually has its shit together for the most part too

how much £5 'gold' jewellery did you buy mate?

rasheed

sealand is more of a country than wales

Never understood the Royal Mail hate. Literally never had a problem.

Lads literally everyone i know is more successful than me. Even those who i thought were never going to make it.

Looks like it was me who was never going to make it.

Feel awful today.

As you well should

Good lad

royal mail is infinitely better than anything else, at least they have lots of depots

if you miss something from yodel or hermes you are likely never going to see it again unless you want to travel 100+ miles to the arse end of nowhere to pick up your parcel

and you want to rearrange delivery? well the driver has a 30 second slot next week while you're at work, after that it'll be sent back to the sender

not gonna play with my willy today

how are you measuring success

>Be in all the high sets in school
>Always performed well
>Can't get a "proper" job
>Stuck in part time retail work
>All the fucking losers and trouble makers from school and college have houses and raising families

Did you go to uni?

*forcefully puts my hands down your boxers*

oh yes you are!

very good post

the thought of some lad thinking of this post on his way home has got me howling

Me on the left

pizza road

me in the coat and heels and grey hair

hey lads

*high pitch ringing in the background*

Our reviewbrah

This man simply cannot stop dropping bangers

mamma mia!

Amazon should be there and Hermes are shit.

Me neither.

have a half decent job and moved out.

im literally plebtier atm.

there are people ITT that think an EU army would be a good idea

*teleports away*

Here's a fact: Churchill had his acrobatic barber shave him while he slept

wish i knew how to make nice tomato sauce like that

>le angry conspiracy man

depends how snazzy the uniforms would be

>girl messages you first on tinder

this is an unexpected feeling

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Lads.

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it's a bot

Are you me?

Fucking shit isn't it?
I'm not even a social retard either.

havin' a wank

rasheed

Just got back from the barber
rate my cut

*beats you with my handbag*
bloody troublemakers

woo! yoohoo!

nah she's real but at best a 7/10 so it's not that amazing

cool it lady!

Ov cors it is

might have a cigarette

Koreans wrote a song about you:

youtube.com/watch?v=hMk2hj7ULw4

watching CNN
>dem endless boner pill ads

thanks mayt

would smash/10

*causes trouble in the neighbour*

how many of you have actually met up with someone from tinder

We actually live in the future and they are targeted ads at (You)

>lol I drank a shot I'm so WIIIILD
>*Audience howling*

>American humour

fuck turkey

Just bought a new suit lads

What do you think?

*takes my little lady out to get milkshakes and burgers*

a few times, shagged about half the ones I've met

I've matched with a few top qts but I'm too scared to message them

What a good opener?

>I want to be your blizzard, 7 inches deep and an inconvenience in the morning

I'm baaaaack

how gud luking wer they?

a friend drank a chocolate milkshake with a burger once
is this normal behaviour? seems a bit disgusting to me

One day lads...

i dled dub sindicate, wilco, angel olsen, slowdive on /brit/s sugestion

i have literally no opinions of my own

I have a degree in the tuba, wbu?

Nah that's not me

*flicks a camel cigarette at you*
beat it ya nerd

welcum bak, cunt

When did people start seeing homes as investments instead of places to live?

I remember watching an episode of sopranos and dr melfi is out at dinner with her 2 friends and says something along the lines of "oh my gosh I can't believe we finished a WHOLE BOTTLE of wine between the three of us!

*holds back the tears*

>angel olsen

absolutely cracking chebs

not me

I'll match with a few then never talk to them or start with a shitty chat up line which I'll cringe about and regret immediately and if they do respond it's usually a monosyllabic response and the conversation dies there

think my profile pics need more work, haven't had a picture taken of me for almost a year though because I moved to a different end of the country and have no friends to go out with haha

always

So user, what have YOU done to advance the cause of the working man today?

umm, when i ask a serious question i EXPECT a serious answer. we can do this the easy way or the hard way, bud.

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huehuehue gizza rizla laaa I stab yuo

Only ever had two girls message me first on Tinder out of hundreds and hundreds of matches and I shagged them both and the second one is currently my gf

Definitely a good sign

*Laughs at your need to tell strangers on the internet of how upset you are*

One girl

Got a hug from her

>The Brother Of A Brussels Suicide Bomber Will Represent Belgium In The Olympics

So Brave And Progressive Absolute Beautiful And Stunning xx

give this a gander too m8, cracking album

causing trouble lads

park the car at side of the roooooad DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

i refuse to believe those eyes aren't photoshopped