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banana milkshake edition
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greeks come to the real thread

>Romanians and Serbs hate this Hungarian qt

you're supposed to shake it not literally put 2 pieces of banana in milk

idiot its called a blender

>puts bananas in
>doesn't mix them to shreds
what

>tfw no black bull to fuck my gf

silly serb

reeeee why is diaspora allowed to make threads. release the fucking hounds

>tfw no tatar bull to fuck my gf
im diaspora but not balkan :^)

>diaspora
>complains about diaspora
tone it down lad

>diaspora shittalking other diaspora
REEEEE
what diaspora r you

why does this thread have so many non balkan flags?

just drank a liter of banana milk
irish/swiss

this is how greeks talk: palakamalakathapalakakasathakakathokakipederaki

this is how albanians talk:
oj dusht shushbush shifshishufshi shetejin nonen jushen pushen pichen

this is how turks talk:
puzdurgurdurlarlarkarlardurturburgurumlur

then you're muh heritage american not really diaspora if u were born in US
diasporas, captures the spirit of balkans kek

1. i am a greek
2. some british balk diaspora
3. irish diaspora bulgarboo
as someone with gayreek stepfamily i can confirm the firsy

this is how macedonians talk:
oj dusht shushbush shifshishufshi shetejin nonen jushen pushen pichen
is it you samuil flanaganovski?

>inb4 that hungarian ”qt” wants to genocide us

i wasnt born in the US why would you think i was
kek séamus o'flanagan aka CEO of MICKED aka poor irish emigrant? yeah thats me

Balkan Turks ( or what is left of them ) speak a retarded Turkish which is hard to understand.
youtu.be/z4CQmg-5SsM
Why did sashko allow them?

this is how bulgarians talk
trimoretatrimoretatrimoretamonkeydoniabulgarskitatarturktrimoreta

>>Sup Forums67777774
alright lads....

idk where sashko is probably smashing puss with 10 meter long sarissa

>Sup Forums
lol

you idiot

Thanks for shaming me, fag...

was this the script guy? haha lame script

bulgarians talk like:
6e ti eba maynata ue mangau, 6e ti eba se v putkta na maynata ti, basi mangaua, vsi4ko v guza 6e ti eba

Yes, it was me, I had some bad luck. Can we stop this script meme?

and thats why you will never see me create a thread especially when bumb limit hasn't been reached!

its just rude

>tfw no Balkan gf

This doesn't look viscous enough. Although admittedly it is hard to tell from just pictures. Did you use enough ice?

yes, I'm a regular there and found this guy so i thought about this scriptfag we hvae here.

i used two cubes, two bananas, two cups of milk (cup measure not a cup full) and two spoons of sugar
it tasted fine

>qt

two ice cubes btw

based

I doubt you can even hit dubs, so stop complaining and go back to your containment board.

Ok. They look like decently sized ice cubes. You have my approval!

are you the high schooler?

aren't Greeks and Albanians the same people pretty much

thanks breh
its great being able to make banana milk for so cheap here. i never get tired of it.

Yes, are you the Sup Forums fag fom previous comments?

I haven't jerked it in 7 days

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Albania
Albania, fuck yeah!
Coming again to claim the motherfuckin' clay now!
Albania, fuck yeah
Stalin isn't the only way out

Revisionists your game is through
cos now you have to answer to
Albania, fuck yeah!
So fear my text and Hoxha's bunkers
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where do you live, mr Paddy O'Connacht? New York or Boston?

I was just asking, use regional flags btw

chicago

Isn't it cheap everywhere?
How much do you pay for bananas and milk?

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A TEAM
HOOOH
PLEASE DONT TRY TO PLAY US
CHA

my mother has a baby so she gets free milk and bananas from the american government lol

What are these? I have seen something about them in a thread with flag collectors.

If it is about county as their name says, well, I might be the only poster from here so no (or maybe there is another one or two).

why do you willingly live in that shithole

it shows your provinces flag on Sup Forums
i call it redditflags because its for redditors
>willingly
lol
trump had to stop his rally here because of niggers spics and berniefags. fucking cunts.

if he's diaspora chicago is still about 3 times better than the most developed /balkan/ country

hes not balkan diaspora apparently, also it might be wealthier but its more dangerous desu, been to chicago its shitty, the next detroit

yeah but u can move if u want to i guess if u have american citizenship

>she gets free milk and bananas

fenks it was fun

im irish not balkan
i used to live in the comfy irish countryside. now i live in a shitty black neighbourhood thats still too expensive.
i dont have american citizenship, only irish and swiss
yeah the government pays for some shit, like fruit, milk, cereal, peanut butter (?) because she has a baby.

also i have younger siblings that go to middle school (about 6th class, not sure how the macedonian school system works) and they give out free food to poorer people

and what are you doin in shitcago over ireland again?

Quite cringy, it is against the anonymity of the site itself.

I want the banana milkshake so fucking much

probably potato blight due to EU regulations

my mother moved here a few years ago (i was a minor so i had to move too). she moved because she wanted to marry a greek-american
well i cant talk because i use a name.
i hate redditflags though
rude
fuck the eu though

So the US is a socialist paradise?
I mean... if your family could just move to the US, your parents must be fairly highly educated and probably pretty well-off.
I thought government hand-outs were reserved for really poor people in the US. Why do you get free food?

>fuck the eu though
good lad
>she moved because she wanted to marry a greek-american
GREEK`D

>your parents must be fairly highly educated and probably pretty well-off.
lol no
no one in my family has ever gone to college. my mother dropped out of school at 15. my parents are divorced.
only reason we could come here because she married an american citizen.
and its not really welfare, were not allowed welfare cos were immigrants. its just something the government gives to poorer mothers. and the food from the school is a community thing
ikr
cant resist the big balkan cock

although honestly my stepfather is a cuck and a fag

Is there anyone here willing to fuck my ass?

r u a grill?????

6 months is a lot of time for holidays lad
well he is a literal cuck since he married a single mum
youre still part of the tribe though now

and you eat it instead?! jesus fucking christ the baby is starving you fat fuck as you choke trying to gulp on the unpeeled banana

so you eat your siblings share aswell, sigh

>reek-american

i see your mom loves the dark meat paddie

you retard were not starving to death.
yes
I am a Greek

HARAM !!!

>grills
>in 4chang

>diaspora gets triggered by diaspora
въъййй

although its quite sad that a greek racemixes with non-whites
>you retard were not starving to death
pic related

this is a normies forum actually in 2016

Are you a girl, or a very effeminate and cute twink?

learn to make threads diaspora
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw not a normie

it was 160 YEARS AGO YOU STUPID GAYREEK
first bulgarian this thread

RARE

>this is the future

Bb lads

>cant handle the banter

>ohrid
>klime on the left

We are nearing extinction. Thanks Serbia and Greece.

What about

Hello one milkshake please

test time
Speak some Greek,you could be the i am a greek turk infiltrating /balk/

i put it in a blender
no brits allowed

who /butt ugly/ masterrace here?

Δεν θα απαντήσει το σιχαμα, οπότε του ζητάει kάποιος να απαντήσει στα ελληνιkά ο πουσταρας kάνει την πάπια

αυτη την στιγμη παιζω μποουζουkι kαι σkατοποσταρω στο /μπαλk/
προυφ ηναφ λαντ?

does /butt chin/ qualify aswell?

ok,you 're a legit greek
we got to be careful nowadays

why were the 80s so superior bros?

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no problem lad

who /short-tall/ masterrace here?

what does that even mean