ITT: we try to provoke Switzerland into ending their neutrality

ITT: we try to provoke Switzerland into ending their neutrality

>A FUCKING MEDIKIT

you will need to try harder than that, my friend

According to observation their flag is a giant plus, and according to mathematics a negative and a positive would yield a 0; so if negative things are said about + then it will just go to 0 and remain neutral as 0 is neutral

Hey Switzerland I hope you're enjoying all your Portuguese immigrants

Their women are literally cumrag for French and German expats

It should be pathetic to be put down forever by the surrender monkeys

>mountain jew
>chocolate nigger
>clock master achmed
>hill shill

you have to choose switzerland, the falklands are either argentinian or british. who will it be??

>diet Germany
>diet France
>diet Italy
>diet Austria

nice """""culture"""""

I have an idea. Let's get the EU to force Switz to take the migrants, too.

En masse.

>EU
>forcing switzerland to do anything

It's gay to be Swiss
Like, really really really really really gay.

the AK series is way better than any SIG

we invented banks

Because Switzerland is a tiny country literally surrounded by the EU.

How could they possibly resist?

you're basically the Switzerland of countries

The rich guy visit us again

switzerland is nice

Apparently you still need to learn how it works

the opposite, we know it far too well

there's no way, switzerland is le-terally the perfect country in every way possible

A fuckton of Swiss are descendants of Germans, lots are even fairly recent generation immigrants. So stop looking down us you cheese-eating, tax evasion-enabling, without a loss World cup-failing, throat-singing self-righteous cunts.

kek, why does this happen? What do they say?

"Auslander Aus"