Stereotypes about your country that are actually true

Stereotypes about your country that are actually true.

For Germany, we actually do watch a lot of scat porn.

i eat pasta everyday, both lunch and dinner

how fat are you?

We really do clap at almost anything.

>For Germany, we actually do watch a lot of scat porn.
why

Even guys have big bund in Brazil

Here's another German stereotype that turns out to be true:

Your country is a shit hole and when Muslims finally take it over and burn down everything that the German people hold dear, you'll be too busy crying on Internet forums

>Your country is a shit hole and when Muslims finally take it over and burn down everything
it'll be a bit like Detroit but probably not as bad

Drink vodka through ushanka @ watching at bears on unicycles desu

I gesticulate unconsciously, drink wine everyday and my parents talk loud.

John Paul II is everywhere

I actually like erdogan

Pretty much everyone drinks lots of tea, and if you don't, people think you're some sort of fedora tipper (doubly so if you only drink coffee)

>why
>he fell for the bait

I get shot constantly.

im a cuck

we do drink a lot and lose our tempers/get into fights with little provocation

Why are Burgers always so aggressive with their bait? You need to be more subtle. Have a (You) and a think.

>eating pasta for dinner
Why? Inb4 it's good

Just ignore him. He's still festering on the fact that he failed German 101 because he couldn't figure out adjective endings.

A lot of what I eat features paprika

Post your cuck porn or fake

We are loud

Theres a fuck ton of fat asses here. American niggers are almost always subhuman animal filth.
People actually buy into the "America won WW1 and WW2 meme"

We really are rich and successful, it's true, I admit it.

>be American
>get shot

>be Dutch
>smoke pot

>be Irish
>get fought

>be Jewish
>get bought

>be Turkish
>Armenians rot

Drugs here are ludicrously cheap, compared to USA or Europe.

Some niggers in the north coast do fuck donkeys.

Me too, because I was poor and I got used to it.

We go full "weon wea weon qlo la wea fome wn" and we speak fast and loud, and pic related.

Siesta and being loud. If you ask them they will say nonononononnonoonoo but the reality is that zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

30g of weed at 3$, americans would go crazy

I eat baguettes every single day.

Many Americans are fat, stupid and/or uncultured and we really, really like hamburgers.

Ecuador is too irrelevant to have a stereotype about it :/

Don't you have samba and shit? Basically a worse version of Brazil?

What? no no. We dont have samba or those things We like salsa and merengue which are a bit similar to samba but most of that music comes from outside

We're depressed drunks.

Japan has developed unconscious collective behavior like the robot.

you also forgot about no humor.

>germans trying to make swastika

Just like army ant

What is this? Why is Chile in there?

I have unironically been shot

I have unironically been beheaded.

I have unironically blasted reggaeton out of my car

I say cunt all the time and am dis trusting of brown people

The had visitors from the whole world who was encouraged to place a sticker by their flag. Japanese kids place theirs in orderly lines.

I don't know what's our stereotypes outside of the mena region.
Anyone can give me some?

How the fuck can the price be so low?