/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/zP789wR

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg

>Chink Shit Infographic "Eiaosi's a Shit Edition"
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• Anons trying to figure out the Yupoo middleman service found earlier are posting their findings and taking first steps in finding new chink shit • user binge opened a lot of packages • user's new KZ earbuds don't fit as snugly as his Fonge earbuds • After three months of waiting and a refund later user finally gets his Rock Zircons • AliExpress 7th Anniversary Sale has caused some delays in shipping of products • user finds some Vans shoes that don't look right • Xiaomi now even makes botnet sneakers • user just got his knife sharpener • Normies are trying to chink normies by overpricing chink shit • user finds a rebranded XML-T6 • user is happy with his KZ ZS3 Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/Original-JBM-MJ-8600-Hight-Quality-Metal-In-Ear-Headphones-In-ear-Earphone-HD-HiFi-Headset/32603583595.html
lowdown.carphonewarehouse.com/news/what-makes-the-galaxy-s7-camera-so-good/34597/
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/59643119#p59650375
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/59643119#p59650630
youtube.com/watch?v=cZBXbCWZQDc
aliexpress.com/item/-/32688720678.html
aliexpress.com/item/Mitsubishi-Uni-Kuru-Toga-Mechanical-Pencils-0-5mm-Lead-Rotate-Sketch-Daily-Writting-Supplies-School-Office/32425207574.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.13.UOUV93&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_10136_10137_10138_10060_10062_10141_10056_10055_10054_122_10059_10099_10103_10102_10096_10148_10147_10052_10053_10050_10107_10142_10051_10143_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10037_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10123_10124,searchweb201603_6,afswitch_1,ppcSwitch_4&btsid=89eac1ed-1222-4717-9a7a-e95e0b19b25a&algo_expid=c977aa09-c4e4-47d9-8f88-146c9058a1b5-1&algo_pvid=c977aa09-c4e4-47d9-8f88-146c9058a1b5
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I heard that there was a tracking site out there for Canadianons that will show you the hidden scans for registered mail that Canada post hides so they can make extra shekels. Does anyone here know about this sorcery? It's not Trackitonline.ru or TrackingEx. I heard it was some homebrew shit.

Good job. Never use Mitu again you fucking shill.

can you buy largish, reflective, monochrome lcds? like say ~6 inches at 640x480 or something similar.

Really? I've been out of the loop lately. I did fall for the X6 meme though and I'm honestly pretty happy so far.

Might try one of them when my X6 dies.

Get the orange pi zero. Much cuter. Built in Wi-Fi and actually has ports.

Nice cherry picking. The Zuk vs Doogee shoot shows how much better a decent smartphone camera can be.

Even the non pro Zuk walks circles around your Doogee. Just give up, that second camera is just for stupid depth of field effect and offers no benefit to image quality whatsoever.

Genuinely curious why you always make threads so early. Could you not wait until the general was on page 8 or 9? Not shitposting, Just curious since this in the only general on this board with an obsessive OP like this.

>yupoo
trying to figure out how to contact 经典名表批发 for the vc fakes
they literally have 0 contact info

Because /csg/ needs to always be on first page of Sup Forums

>Genuinely curious why you always make threads so early
Otherwise someone else might make the thread

I believe it was the Awei Q9 Bamboo earphones for $3.99 that was better

I can't find a version with the microphone/remote on Aliexpress. Do they make one at that price?

Mitu a cute and even the /CSG/ wiki says we co-opted their mascot for ourselves, doesn't make RegOP a shill for using it as a OP pic.
Because threads are always made when the bump limit hits you butt hurt fuck.

I think you're supposed to use that main profile where they're all collected, then you contact their middleman.

Ignore him, he's been going after RegularOP for months. It's some autistic vendetta. Before that he went after Comfy and before that he chased Dirty off the board.

Jack Ma is cuter

I am posting it here again.
new plant is purple chink mints

oh right, thanks

Also JBM MJ8600, KZ EDR2, KZ ATR

Any one knows what to search to find a headphone bag like this?

aliexpress.com/item/Original-JBM-MJ-8600-Hight-Quality-Metal-In-Ear-Headphones-In-ear-Earphone-HD-HiFi-Headset/32603583595.html

>threads are always made when the bump limit is reached
Only for this general though.

And who wrote the wiki? I certainly don't remember anything about that and I started lurking while the Chinese Shopping fag was trying to take over.

>And who wrote the wiki?
RegularOP, obviously.

Actually tried to send an email to the yuppo girl(male) asking for some more information. I also asked for some prices and a watch similar to pic related. Wish me luck on these new unexplored chink lands!

/ptg/, /spg/, /hpg/ do it too but do keep on shifting those goalposts

Someone just made the old pastebin into a wiki page

Nice try.
lowdown.carphonewarehouse.com/news/what-makes-the-galaxy-s7-camera-so-good/34597/

I haven't actually.

No they don't. Do you even browse those generals? They only make a new thread when the old one dies most of the time.

I doubt that. Isn't it available to community members to update?

Please answer Why the rush?

Go away.

>Nice try
It's not the first time he's posted Galaxy S7 photos claiming them to be taken with a Doogee
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/59643119#p59650375
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/59643119#p59650630

Never

He'll never answer.

The real reason is that he's being paid by Xiaomi for it. Why do you think he uses Xiaomi mascot for most his threads? He needs to put Xiaomi at the forefront of csg for advertising. He needs to be in control of the news so he can filter what we read about previous threads.

It's the only logical conclusion, besides suffering from a mental condition that makes him so obsessive with this general and Xiaomi.

What an Enormous Faggot

Threads have always been made when the bump limit hits.

>Do you even browse those generals?
Looks like you certainly don't post 310 but please do continue shifting the goalposts.

>Keeps claiming RegOP is a paid shill
>Never provides any evidence whatsoever

What about ptg and spg you lying fuck

RegOP needs to release his tax returns to prove us he isn't a paid shill

>Always has to be the person who makes this general or he'll throw a fit and make a duplicate thread
>has to use Mitu in the OP until anons start questioning why
>will start the next thread with Mitu and claim this thread as proof that he's not a shill

Why can't he prove that he isn't? His behavior certainly implies that he is.

It just implies that he's an autist.

LOL, so all the Doogee shots were promo shots from a Samsung S7? Isn't this the same guy who stole a frequency response chart from $65 headphones and claim it was for the Eiaosi? Compulsive liar much holy shit

>Claims csg is the only general on this board to make threads when bump limit hits gets proven wrong.
>You lying fuck! How dare you call me out on my shitposting, w-what about those other generals on Sup Forums?

Keep moving the goalposts, its hilarious and everyone sees through you.

What are good discussion about chink goods we have here.

Mail is slow, gotta pass the time somehow.

Only person repeatedly throwing fits here is you.

>tfw cant decide what chink laptop to buy

end

Either that or he's being paid. I just want to discover which one it is.

Not an argument.

>asking a question is the equivalent of throwing a fit
RegularOPs autism must be contagious...

Taobao is best cutie

Why would someone buy chick seeds?

Wow. Lenovo isn't too bad either.

Really? I had to ask them about the order because the tracking code did not get any information at all since it had been "shipped", in fact they even sent me a message telling me my order had been shipped two days after the order. What should I do to deal with these chinks? I don't feel like buying from them anymore since they have lied to me.

>not growing some girls in his garden
lol virgin

To root your mother HAHA

pic related

>always has to sperg out about RegularOP every single thread
>has to include carefully edited screenshots to back up his "points"
>continues to post no proof that RegOP is a paid shill and changes the subject or attacks people who ask for proof
>will start the next thread posting the exact same derailing bullshit until mods ban him again

Just go kill yourself you autistic obsessive faggot.

Huawei is best

Thats the worst one by far.

God speed to the land of fakes.

Not as cute as Vivo though

What if it's just a coincidence?

>A cropped image is considered carefully edited
Oh wow, you must really suck with computers.

>post no proof
See He's been unable to provide a counter argument thus far.

So pathetic I almost considered not replying, but then I remembered how autistic you are. Come back when you have a real counter argument instead of just shitposting.

alright so i wanted to order some pens and pencils from jetpens but turns out the shipping would be hilarious

i found everything i wanted to order from there on aliexpress

they are mostly japanese stuff and everything on the pics there seems retail

the prize is about the same - 1-2$ lower than on jetpens - but no shipping fee

are the stolen goods? are they fakes actually just well made? should i even bother trying to order something from aliexpress that supposed to be 'quality' stuff?

youtube.com/watch?v=cZBXbCWZQDc

aliexpress.com/item/-/32688720678.html

Can't wait to immortalize my PS4 with the unforgettable campaign motto "I am rich".

Fuck off, this is a shill thread!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CUNT

can you put on a trip so i can filter you easily ty, i dont give i shit about your made up drama you are steering.

Give me a link to some pens and stuff.

Read the infographic

He just want the (you)s

fuck the infographic
wiki page is the superior format

Oh wow. Now THIS is funny

>taking a screenshot and posting it out of context in order to sway people to your autistic viewpoint isn't editing
You've been using this tactic for months and even used inspect element a number of times to twist things in your favour.

And that picture is no proof at all, oh wow RegularOP made a duplicate thread once upon a time, woo, I'm so convinced. There's no proof there at all he's being paid MONEY to shill Xiaomi. There's more proof the Doogee/Zuk fag is being paid considering he's being caught repeatedly lying and using review pictures from a Samsung S7 in this thread but you don't seem to call that out. I wonder why?

aliexpress.com/item/Mitsubishi-Uni-Kuru-Toga-Mechanical-Pencils-0-5mm-Lead-Rotate-Sketch-Daily-Writting-Supplies-School-Office/32425207574.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.13.UOUV93&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_10136_10137_10138_10060_10062_10141_10056_10055_10054_122_10059_10099_10103_10102_10096_10148_10147_10052_10053_10050_10107_10142_10051_10143_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10037_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10123_10124,searchweb201603_6,afswitch_1,ppcSwitch_4&btsid=89eac1ed-1222-4717-9a7a-e95e0b19b25a&algo_expid=c977aa09-c4e4-47d9-8f88-146c9058a1b5-1&algo_pvid=c977aa09-c4e4-47d9-8f88-146c9058a1b5

im not going to link the others, this is just an example

Chuwi Lapbook 14.1 or Xiaomi Air 12 depending on your budget.

Did I fuck up?

>out of context
Which context, it backs up my argument nicely about him creating spam threads when he's not the OP.

>once upon a time
Check the archives.

>Zuk fag was caught using Samsung pictures
Link or fuck off.

Looks good to me. Buy it.

I got the cheap Uni model of Ali, nothing about it seems fake

Well shit, now I wish I had a PS4.

Try reading the threads you're destroying with your shitposting, I know you get tunnel vision when you sperg out about big bad RegOP but try and keep up.

alright thanks

its just that i see figurines too that are cheaper on aliexpress than on the japanese website and it has japanese packing and looks exactly the same

now i know they copy well but thats some next level shit so they either have some good trading relations with the wholesaler, they steal shit or just copy extremely well

What does that have to do with Zuk?
Are you retarded?

Doogee fag has been posting fake "comparisons" with his Zuk Z2 Pro for the last few threads, turns out they're ripped from Samsung S7 reviews. Literally keep up you fucking goon.

Which Zuk photos were ripped from Samsung S7 reviews?
Go on, link them. You made the claim. Fucking prove it.

No, the Doogee / ZUK Z2 Pro comparison pics a few threads ago were real, these aren't

>anti-RegOP shitposter getting triggered as fuck when someone insults Zuk or Eiaosi
Hmm, I wonder if there's a connection here... could they be one and the same?

>Eiaosi X6
I fail to see the connection, or your proof about a Zuk shill.

Opinion and argument discarded.

I'm not him Terry, just speculating since you got so upset all of a sudden.

And where's the proof for OP being a Xiaomi shill?

IT'S PISSPHONE LITHU

Just fuck off already mate, go hide under the same Scottish rock that Comfy has crawled under

He hasn't got any proof, just like he had no proof Comfy was a pedophile or Dirty was a Gearbest employee or any of his other retarded claims for the past year. All he wants to get people to reply so he gets (You)s. It's that simple.

Soon.

It's a mech pencil not a ballpoint pen.
Chinks can already create them.

>Everything they ever copied into one pen

It's going to be the ultimate pen. Even better than the one NASA made.

Thanks user, now you made me want to fuck a chinkshit website

Does anyone know what Chink VR headset is good for porn? Or are they all more or less the same?

Bobovr
Xiaomeme

But the Nips already made pens far surpassing NASA & Germany

There isn't much good porn for VR

How bad is my ear cancer gonna be? And does finger cancer make up for being less autistic?

>>Pretty much this

VR porn is but a meme

Fuck off comfy

Any guidance?

You're attributing to malice what is just autism and obsession.