8 in 10 Americans believe in angels

>8 in 10 Americans believe in angels

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ayy lmao
>inb4 fedoras and 20% tips

As in adorable little children. Like, "oh, what an angel!" when they met you as a child.

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dude...

cbsnews.com/news/poll-nearly-8-in-10-americans-believe-in-angels/

i didn't believe in angels until i met u
*unzips dick*

i believe in angels, i've seen them before

What an odd way to describe the situation I just described.

>But belief in angels is fairly widespread even among the less religious. A majority of non-Christians think angels exist, as do more than 4 in 10 of those who never attend religious services.
bruh

>9/10 Brits think they know everything and are intellectually superior 'free-thinkers'.

Seriously, I fucking hate you cucks. Can't wait to move back to my own country after fucking your ugly whores
>oh wait, I didn't because I have standards and only go for eurogirls

BUILD BREXIT

cool down pajeet
making your national dish, chicken curry + chips

DON'T CARE. I HAVE A DUAL NATIONALITY, FAGGOT

IM FOR BREXIT AHAHAHA

Have you proof that they do not exist, Colin?

how do i stop you

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You need to pray towards mecca.

send Sharpe a telegram, he'll sort it out

If angels don't exist then who are god's divine messengers instead? Checkmate, atheists.

yes God came upon me in a dream and told me Jesus was a liar

amen

scurry off, chingchong lad. your virulent autism does not work on catholics

aliens

Valkyries>Angels

What in fuck

bing bing lao ching booong :D

Angels technically are aliens
I promise to help clean up the pieces of your mind I just blew later

d-delet

ZOMG!
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technically...

is there a surgery for that

That must be painful and embarassing

Yes
It's called scissors

>cutfags

It's the throat of a loggerhead turtle.

What, is it normal for Finnish nipples to look like that?

Friendly reminder that literally 2/3 of Americans take the story about Noah taking every animal on Earth in an arc literally and believe in it.

What a meme country.

Only Americans shear their baby's natural nipples off at birth. God you are so far down the path of kike trickery it makes me sad.

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Friendly reminder that 2/3 of Finns are amazing race car pilots. People are such idiots here. More than usual.

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next you're going to tell me they unironically believe in God as well

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12 million Americans believe lizard people run their country

thewire.com/national/2013/04/12-million-americans-believe-lizard-people-run-our-country/63799/

Is there a proof that it is NOT run by lizard people?

lol thats 2x the population of finland.

Everyone knows that lizard people rule the world

Yeah, they do. They're called Jews

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>yuros have so much slime trapped under their vestigial skin-flaps that they invented a word for it

>can't wash his dick
Might as well cut your hands off so you never have dirty hands, you fucking kike