On a scale from 0 to 10, how good do you rate your programming ability to be?

On a scale from 0 to 10, how good do you rate your programming ability to be?

0 = never touched code in life
8 = qualified to work at google
9 = carmack
10 = archangel level, breaker of chains, mother of dragons

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0.5

4

10

I dunno like 5 I can do most shit but lack motivation and initiative.

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2-5

7

maybe like 4 or 5 right now, my dude.

Your like a little baby, watch this

pastebin.com/GQPnUi7d

I'm 11

10

I've only ever made shitty games in C, so maybe a -12.

does that delet system16?

programming games is pretty good dude, you're probably around a 4 or 5 to be honest

1-2

have written scripts and some simple websites, not much else

3

No, if you compile it correctly (gcc -m32 on Loonix), it prints

goto considered harmful
Hello, world!


The trick is to find out how, because that string isn't contained in the program at all (see pic).

why come into threads like this to belittle others while posting dumb, over complicated code to make yourself seem smarter?

>belittle others
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...

because I just wrote the coolest encryption/decryption method and just wanted to show all my friends on here it.

Oh...

2

>32 bit
>not portable
Yeah, no.

I'm a 6, but a god tier googler.

Finishing up a year of Java courses. Probably 3-4?

>1 like most of us here according to your scale
>mfw greentexting so that it is 'greater than one'
>mfw most Sup Forumsentlemen have programming ability >1

8.0-8.5

HFT systems architect.
I'm not some universal programming genius who knows everything about everything, but I'm able to make competitive systems in a field full of jewgle-tier people.

I could probably figure out how to manipulate existing code fairly quickly. It would take be forever to do something from scratch. I can only put my mind into work mode or creative mode; unless someone sets a goal for me, I won't know what to code or unless someone codes for me, I won't know what to create.

So a 3?

5/10

Nothing too sophisticated, but I am actually writing small, proper applications that are are useful and well received in the enterprise world, and get lots of wear and tear in production environments.

I really only do this part time (thank god), and only do reports with SQL (this can actually be quite tricky) with a bit of javascript, and finance/trading stuff with C# (mainly ninjatrader)

Never did useless stuff like "sort strings, find prime numbers, fizzbuzz" or other super clever algorithms, always worked on practical stuff where you never need anything like that. I guess you could call me a spackle coder. Not Carmack, but Taylor.

I don't really know how i ended here after getting my [spoiler]business administration[/spoiler] masters degree.

1

As a sysadmin I don't need real programming. Only thing I do is write bash scripts and customise some code for custom Linux kernels.

1

1

i think I may be 3 or 4

11 = Wizard Class

12 = I am Gentoo

5 or 6

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>8 = qualified to work at google
you're clueless

7. I'm probably not quite Google-tier yet. But I'm close. I work in the technology division for a fortune 50 company and find that my coding skills are far superior compared to many other people who get paid far more than me.

11
>Computers for computing was a mistake
>Any task a computer does is useless stocktaking kind of things or sheit we can have people for

>last level exploding mind meme


Beside that 6.5

3, took ap comp sci, basic knowledge

I've only used python to automate math jobs. So, 0.1?

Probably like a 3.5, im technically an IT guy.

Learn haskell
Merge the math concept together with the language and you're golden
>TFW writing a script/haskell that does shit better and faster than excel or math lab. Some programming buddy's can use your math in C and C++ if they can Internet search.

1

3

I'm like this.

>encryption/decryption
Not
>method
Not

1

this thread is gay af.
where the tfw fell for 64gb meme thread?

Idk, 5 or 6? I graduated on topic of programming language comparison and am doing my master's degree now, but I do admittedly lack more real world experience..

About a 4 but I might be overestimating my skill.

I can make "Hello World" in python

am I an 8 yet?

9
I wrote my own 3d game engine, compiler, some linux utilites and programs such including a window manager for x11. Too bad I am not a marketer, i would make a lot more of moneys.

That's a really big jump between 8 and 9

8 because google's hiring committee accepted me.

this

I kode with klossy.

I am beyond mere number scales

1. I know HTML and CSS.

came here to post this

>-1

gotcha

Actually html and css aren't programming languages. You're a 0.

Does this count? jsfiddle.net/r9jc3caj/2/

Compared to my current peers, I'm a 10. Sucks being the smartest guy in the place. I need a new job

considering it doesn't work properly, no.

7

Its not a linear scale

1

>be 10/10 programmer
>be so great that you start you own company with a couple of workmates
>chosen as CEO
>spend all time managing shit and finding funding and crap like that
>4 years later can't program for shit
#selfrekt

0.5

I have only written code in colobot.

google contacted my employer about a project I worked on

a solid 2

in b4 Dunning Kruger strikes again

5-6

1=can build the calculator and other basic stuff in Java

2

> 8
> qualified to work at google

Bro, do you even sum all primes below 2 million?