Saturday

>saturday
>he is at home discussing meaningless shit with autists on /g instead of hanging out with friends and his beautiful girlfriend

Explain yourself

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I'd rather fuck you than that pierced, tattooed, coalburning skank, fatboy.

I have better taste in women.

After high school i continued speaking to three people. I'm 24 now and all of their lives have been ruined by women. Living a simple life with as few people in it as possible is the real way to be happy. So go fuck that degen, I'll sit here looking into infinity

Instead of that I get to
>spend time with my wife and newborn daughter
>work on uni homework after getting off of work
>get ready for amateur football in the morning

I'm good senpai

>hanging out with normies
I was forced to do that while I was at the uni, now I don't have to. Why do you need socializing with stupid people, hearing their stupid stories about who they fuck, what they eat and what they did at the weekends, plus you have to drink alcohol and lose your consciousness.

Why? Dont you find her attractive?

Are you into being a cuck? Would you like to see your wife being fucked by a nigger with a enormous dick?

I have a family, this is hanging out.

God, I'd pay so much to see her spitroasted by a couple of giant black cocks.

It's Friday
Also I'm sitting at the bar discussing meaningless shit with autists while my beautiful girlfriend is talking about work with her friend

>blood pressure increases
Taking a break from research. Almost needed to explode from anger after reading your insult. It's difficult to contain my resentment.

LOL

>cuck
what do you mean by this?

Why can't you leave me alone?

>stupid shallow people
I found your photo

>an authentic explanation
Kek'd my shortz

Are at the bar right now and you posting on g? Wat?

Physically? Of course. Who wouldn't? But that dyed blue hair is a dead giveaway of serious mental health issues that will suck the life out of any man who dares fraternize with her. Much like the nature warns of danger by painting wasps yellow and black, she also warns us by painting the hair of crazy fucked up cunts neon colors.

>tfw too ugly to get a girlfriend.

The lip piercing and tattoos are pretty strong secondary indicators.

That person thinks they are home after three beers. It's what happens when we try to social climb. Let it play out for the worst.

>piercings
>dyed hair
>tattoos
>probably has all flavors of STDs
It's a shame this trend is infecting the minds of so many girls.

I'm glad I'm hanging out with you losers instead of being with these sub-humansl

TFW

wew... where did you find this hideous tranny?
I want to know to avoid thoese places.

You'd be surprised how much pussy you can get if you just shower/ brush your teeth daily, don't dress like a dork, have a job, and socialize more often.

My gf is working today and I have stuff todo.
No friends too, though.

If we all gathered in a room, we'd probably think like we do here, yet act very polite face to face in the same instance as we converse. Afterward and home, we'd log back in and condemn everyone else because they were a faggot.

Your GF is supposed to double as a best friend. If not then she's just another piece of meat you found on the street and ready to throw away as soon as a better piece of meat is found.

2muchwerk4me

friends went away to college, I went to community college... nobody here and no gf bc CC is full of minorities and I'd rather spend my money on me and my hobbies than some dumb bitch

Alright then go back to jerking off to prego loli in your mother's basement like everyone else here but stop complaining about not having a GF, it's annoying.

>his beautiful girlfriend
Check your privilege you cis male scum.

I'll try this advice and see how much attention comes pouring in to my life. Probably a lot of sexual offers.

I do all of that except brush my teeth

Yup, unless you look like the elephant man or have actual autism then you'll do fine.

britfag detected

this is what school shootings are made of

>he thinks that a person is insane if she wants to look different
Nice bias, faggot.

nah, my father raised me to know why I shouldn't be a fucking asspie and shoot normies

Different to who? She looks like 50% of white America whores of that age.

Doing all of that that except of socialising and still doesn't get any attension. You know why? Because i am shy. Girks dont like shy men.

If you did one day just suddenly decide to shoot up a school what would your dream firearm be?

I've always dreamed of storming into a school with a G11 on burst mode and a shitload of clips.

>Because i am shy. Girks dont like shy men.
Then you haven't done enough socializing. Get out there and start talking to them hoes.

Here's some inspiration from our african america community:
youtube.com/watch?v=psxBizrPIxg

>Explain yourself

I'm a 24 NEET living at home with no car or money. I have no friends and I live in a small town. I'm a fuck up.

Get A+ certified, that's a start, btich.

ruined

>implying Sup Forums aren't my only friends
>implying I have a girlfriend

fpbp

G11 is god tier Kraut Space Magic... I would want to be remembered for something really fucking cool so maybe using like 50+ muskets/muzzle loaders in a shopping cart, or maybe something so fucking ridiculous like a .51 Gyrojet or an RSC 1917, a Farquhar Hill, or a Howell automatic would work well too

I wish I could do it over so I could ignore more people. I sometimes fantasize about all the little ways I could constantly let them know I'm better than them. Who else?

No one gives a shit about your inferior opinion.

Who fucking cares about people, anyways. They are only good when you have money. So you can fuck as much pussy as you would like. You retards should focus on computers(literally the only thing your fat asses are good at) and build your future.

>.51 Gyrojet
God this must be the strangest way to die. Suddenly seeing a rocket slop out of a gun at 1mph must give someone so much comfort since it looked like a dud.

>I do all of that except brush my teeth
But... Why?

I do what I want, not what you want me to do.

I realized that I am the only one in the universe that matters besides my cat. I am not obliged to society and I cannot be compelled to take any action that will benefit others and not myself.

>he loves animals
and God loves you too user

For what purpose?

it certainly would be a weird way to go

>socializing
serious question, doesn't anybody use drugs anymore? shit is waaaay better than any 'friends' you can have
>experiences are repeatable and always pleasant
versus
>experiences variable and sometimes (usually) mind numbingly boring
gg fgts

Its raining the fuck a lot outside

Dont listen to this guy. I'm ugly and do all of that and I get nothing. I'm over it now. Just gonna focus on my career.

not if your ugly

I'm ugly.

She's doing pretty much anything she can to look unattractive.
The only thing left is for her to get super fat and get some extra tattoos on her face.

Like I used to in my teens and early 20's? Fuck that, got me nothing good, I'm enjoying my life right now as much as then

fpbp

faggot

This

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>saturday
>programming android app because shekelberg boss wants his new app fast
>life is shit

You're here as well, making a roleplay post. You're an even bigger outcast.

Should've gone to Specsavers

It's even funnier once you realize they're all poor with garbage, outdated computers :^)

My girlfriend is probably doing the same right now but on Sup Forums instead.
Probably going to go out later on

t. virgin

those women give you the best sex you will never have

I'd probably just take an AR-15 and a backpack full of drum mags, i find myself fantasizing on how to get away with it and the escape more than anything really which is ironic cause these shooters are all determined to die at the end cause their lives are too miserable to even think about getting out alive.

Those drum magazines are novelty items. You are better off carrying traditional 30 rounders.

It's 7:30 in the morning.

horrific tattoo

I'd probably be afraid of someone trying to jump on me while reloading, the less reloading possible the better even though Breivik said only one person tried to jump him while reloading and he just shot him with his handgun and then proceeded to reload.