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Freshly rolled spliff edition

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cara

maisie

i need a poo

the gf

please dont reply to him

>The only attention he got was from an anonymous online imageboard
>He committed to the meme
>Changed his entire lifestyle just for (You)s
>He keeps telling himself he always knew he was a woman so he doesn't eventually kill himself after taking hormone pills and chopping his dick off.

I've literally come here everday for several hours for the past 3 years m80. I guess I'm just not autistic enough to keep up with internet nobodies. I do know who lisicki is though, I just didn't know that was a pic of him.

Very good edition desu

Just did a shitpost

anyone else have loads of government paid for posters hanging off all the street lamps in their area telling them to register to vote for the eu election?

i feel like they've been targeted to areas where people are likely to vote remain, like student areas

WELL WHY DON'T GET YOU GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE, STOP SMOKING DOPE AND GO AND GET A JOB THEN?

NOW PARK YOUR BACKSIDE IT'S CALL THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW

i recommend doing a poo lad. works wonders for that desu

Nah you're chatting fucking shite stop pretending

It's not
Lisicki is 190cm fag, that's Kev

Bobby beale cant keep getting away with this

Hey, I'm happy so there's nothing to mock

>He keeps telling himself he always knew he was a woman
I've been crossdressing for over a decade

>tfw JF living in England

>tfw had my passport interview today

>tfw my British passport will be issued with 4-10 working days

>tfw won't be affected by Brexit

doing intermittent fasting

i only eat between 16:00 - 21:00

why are you lying?

do not reply to him I repeat do not reply to him

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Well good morning
Bit cold out
Irish Weather
Hopefully it'll warm up a bit
On my way home now from Dublin
Sixth time this week
erm yep
in Enfield service station now
gone see if i can get some food.
Dunno what rest of the day i'll do.
Just see how it goes
Talk you again
Bye.

Lads I can't for the life of me find the Falkland Islands govt. immigration website. Help please.

None at all

Quite a few people have vote leave posters up and someone covered their whole garage door with one

Farmer nearby has a massive ukip flag too

This. Pictures of him used to be spammed constantly, if you came here every day you'd know.

Where are you from?

gf sent me this

Anyone ever used whitening strips on their teeth?

I'd like whiter teeth and feel I've reached my natural limit but last time I used those strips I got really fucking painful shooting pains through my teeth.

I live in a heavily remain area, I've seen none

they are on every single street lamp down these 2 big roads in this very heavy student area where i am

i'll get a picture when i go outside next

fair
maybe low registration count or something too

fuck everyone in this thread

>Gran is Irish
>Never been to Ireland
>Got an Irish passport

Kek

reminder

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yer shite at rollin m8

WHY DON'T YOU PUT SUMMING ON THE END OF IT!

I'M GOING TO MARRY ELLIN

good lad

Fuck you too

I can't imagine being a virgin, how awkward must you be in every day life lmao

hold the phone

Bad spliff tha laaa, get yourself some blue slims or some raws and learn to roll

Speakin of types of brucie lynns, does anyone remember those clear skins that were a bit of a fad like 8 years ago?

Why the fuck would I talk shit on a Tibetan Pornographic Book? All I need to do is pretend to be a different poster and viola. Fucking autistic cunts keeping up on every detail of every cunt that comes here. I said I remembered Craven didn't I you twats.

Dont confuse me anymore pls.

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it has now been approx 58 hours since i messaged her

no reply

q: do i message her mate asking what the fuck is going on?

*holds it*

you would become her full time social care worker

>He tells himself he's happy

What's behind the black box?

I won't lie lads, I'm impressed by his devotion to the gimmick

Grudging respect

It's incredibly unlikely that you would have been affected by brexit anyway if you're Irish.

f35 has built in steps lids

aha those were minging, always looked shit with any baki at all as well

is backstrapping still trendy?

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Just doesn't do anything for me.

No tits, no arse, no defining facial features and they're always trying to be cute and qwerky. I doubt they even know how to act sexy and would probably be awkward as fuck.

Nope, not a fan of these Koreans.

>won't be affected by Brexit
>Implying

alri poleaboo

take the hint you dense twat

dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3602912/MAIL-SUNDAY-COMMENT-Brexiteers-logic-begins-crumble.html

Sort by best rated comments, so much proper fucking butthurt it's glorious

Just something embarrassing

Was it a jack Russell? A Labrador? What about a vicious cocker spaniel?

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Has proper puffy bits under her eyes like all other asians

>I-I'm on here multiple hours every day for 3 years
>But who's kev?

Ahh yes

>He changed his lifestyle for memes

how do we get rid of these kpop spammers lads?

ah yes, something more embarrassing than dressing up as a girl and holding up a sign saying "paki boypussy needs whitecock"

Alri yourself

Respect to you too for having the courage to respect me in this hostile environment

>YOU still think about HER
>SHE never thinks anymore about YOU

is that a yes or no? :/

Government issued plastic surgery

Surely what poleaboo is doing counts as avatarfagging on any boards but >>>cgl/ and Can he be banned now

Good lad, have some real women.

Why does he always place his right hand over his gut when taking pictures?

The turncoat mail.

must be a feral chihuahua

but I am a she haha

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poleaboo was always a shit meme and it'll never be good

What do they look like prior to surgery?

I don't know :(

(you)

This gimmick has potential

>needs
it was "belongs to"

But you have a point
It was a Spiderman duvet

I often wore girl clothes

oh, no, I'll have to rest my router!

Cuz he's pregnant

More like it.

Nice may may

>he doesn't like girls that resemble little children
>must be autistic

think we could pressure him into posting his face? haha

rabbits

youtube.com/watch?v=r_7kQuMwGPA
Baiting government names innit

Post what you go by, and your government name.

>Stacks
>Jeremy Lopes

Ideie: So ðæt ælfolc ne kan us æcnawan, we scolden oþgeondmengaþ
hie in /brit/ ænd in /cum/ mit Midel Ænglisch writen.
Riȝte ne ðei kann our hefeld abreiðen.

Literally never see the word prison in the media any more it's just 'jail' now.

Fucking americanisation.

>oh, no, I'll have to rest my router!

That's admitting to ban evading

wish i had somewhere other than /brit/ to ask for advice lmao

Yeah they were disgusting

Only one my mates could backstrap efficiently back in the day so i haven't seen it for a while

I dont smoke that much anymore tbqh

Really sick of seeing that irritating little faggot Tom Daley pop up everywhere.

Not always

Just need something to do with that hand and give the illusion that the dress fits properly (since men have different proportions to women)

>arse
Fuck off nigger.

>It was a Spiderman duvet

>gaol