/brit/

racists out edition

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cara

crayon pop

Inshallah

allah

asalamasalake ma bruvas

had it with normies and their games

Just made some raspberry jam toast with cinnamon dusted on top lads who wants some

Not gonna lie, when I measure it comes to exactly 3'. 2' is the threshold for too small right? When looking at it the small size is decieving because of the fat around the area, I had to pull the flab back to measure it all.

Yeah. You better not be memeing me boy. Right? Anyway I remembered the first time I wanked I did it without pulling back my foreskin; I did by creating a sort of bubble within the skin and rapidly inflating and deflating it. Haha anyone else do this?

Hahaha good one lad.

so do all flight engineers now work in mc donalds then

What are normies going to ruin next?

>stellaris
>prethoryn invasion event chain
>they currently have ~95k of combined forces over 3 sectors
>i'm the biggest power on the map (except the fallen empire)
>entirety of my fleet amounts to ~22k while going over the naval capacity
>other powers have maybe 10k between themselves

ah yes very nice game

>being such a fat fuck with a microdick you have to wank like you're picking mushrooms out of your crotch

>stellaris
>prethoryn invasion event chain
>they currently have ~95k of combined forces over 3 sectors
>i'm the biggest power on the map (except the fallen empire)
>entirety of my fleet amounts to ~22k while going over the naval capacity
>other powers have maybe 10k between themselves

ah yes very nice game

ah yes
the old watching annie clarke speak softly some years back in front of a camera before crying myself to sleep gimmick

wimpressive

Wish my brother would just fuck off out. He doesn't even live here anymore so I don't know why he keeps popping back.

Uh hey buddy i think you got the wrong general

/fr/ is two pages down

Pick one for me to start chattin up and I'll post results

They don't get trained, most probably became regular pilots

Victoria looks like a slag, do her lad

Try and get nudes and post them here

FUCK

YOU

nah fuck you burger man

Gotta be Isabella, surely.

>44 new matches

How long you been on Tinder?

glad to see someone who shares my plight

bit hypocritical coming from someone who should be in /aus/
or is it /ausnz/
or /ausnzbalt/

Poleaboo isn't a sissy

SHE is TRANS

Fuck you m80 I'm not even that fat. I'm probably skinnier than most of the fucking neckbeard cunts here, only 23 stone.

Don't reply to him

> those non-white hands

I'll drop them all a message, see which one gets results

...

Are you going to wear a hijab?

I'm so happy that the far-right neofascist islamophobe presidential candidate for Austria Norbert Hofer was defeated. People all over Europe most do everything they can to halt the rise of the far-right. When they are defeated, maybe then we can fully focus on important issues like climate change

¡No Pasarán!

>insert meat jokes here
>insert meat

Whore

need to get tinder before freshers next year

would get mad pussy

>He fell for the Uni meme
>Paying £9k to brag about a lifestyle

>UKIP
>authoritarian
Top kek

>need to get tinder before freshers next year

Er, yeah. That's an absolute must for any uni student.

Someone says he is the president of the United States.. No possible, and no road closures and no water horse, very limited. The most meters American Bucket.
Btw, the article on the right a little friends like Anthony Bourdain, but should have a coincidence in the dark.
Original Picture Source: Anthony Bourdain a ig

HEAR YEE

HEAR YEE


GATHER ROUND

BY ORDER OF HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN

IT SHALL NOW BE A CRIMINAL OFFENSE

TO PROVIDE UNTO ANY YANK POSTING WITHIN THIS THREAD

A (YOU) OR ANY REPLY OF ANY KIND

PUNISHMENT WILL INVOLVE A SWIFT TRIP TO SCOTLAND YARD

AND 3 SPANKINGS BY NIGEL THE TOWN SPANKER

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

and both of them were right

for i am in the league of extradoinary gentlemen ...

tinder lads hahaha it's an easy fuck for any bloke hahahah trust me it is amazing

ahahahaha fucking hell this is bleak

Instant reply from this one, looks like she's the winner

If I'm gay is tinder or grindr better?
Does tinder even do gay stuff?

her head looks massive

>this will never be your life

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why are you knobs pandering to tindertwat?

why do so many british places have the word "sex" in their names? bit lewd

>£9k for a bit of paper

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thread theme lads

>he was too poor/stupid to go to uni

doing a howl

*whispers in your ear* Middlesex

*shiver up my spine*

>that head
Ayy lmao

if you go on to google images and type "squirt", the results are all porn

Saxon
Essex=East Saxons, Wessex=West Saxons etc

i think "sex" was old english for "sword" or something i dunno google it

youtu.be/N1Hs2AQwDgA

FOUR
THREE
TWO
ONE

if you go on to google images and type "59835234's mother", the results are all porn

Gizza jokey joke

>going out and making money means you're poor
>not wasting 3 years of your life getting drunk means you're stupid
yeah alright
"on hearty Italian, please mate" - me, giving you my order at Subway

ESSEX MENTIONED

my sexy life lmfao

did you know that "vagina" is the latin word for "sheath"

Not gay but I installed grindr for a laugh and ended up getting so many messages asking for a shag that I deleted it out of disgust

you're thinking of a Seax, which is a single-edged, pointed large knife

"Here kitty kitty [cat emoji][eyes emoji]"

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>Not gay but I installed grindr
Bit gay 2bh.

Even I, a Frenchman, wouldn't install grindr, not even "for a laugh".

rip researchchemist

My fucking Prawn Cocktail crisps taste like fucking Ready Salted. Fuck Snackrite the shit cunts.

This is why I don't want it. I want a real bf, not just a shag. Seriously though if you're not fat as fuck and gay getting sex is easy, provided you like creepy old men.

Ahh yes

What does far-right even mean anymore?
Just seems like another way of saying "they're bad"

Hmm...

did you know "homosexual" is the latin word for "your dad"

>making minimum wage for 3 years instead of educating yourself and specialising your skills

"what? fuck off mate" - me, walking past you on the way to work whilst you try and sell me a big issue

I took French, Spanish and Welsh when I was in Comp, and I was damn near fluent in Each. Now I barely speak above Key Stage 2 English. What the fuck happened to me?

That's just going to get a block
I'm not an idiot.

>scimitar

haha wahey lads got a keyboard case and mouse for my nexus 7

like a comfier version of using a laptop

>6'4
>Wide shoulders and back
>115kg

None of you will have as much physical presence as me.

if my dad is homosexual then why do i exist? at the very most he was bisexual

Reminder

>115kg

Sorry, go tell the French they may know how much that actually is

it's not even out yet

>6'5
>skinny as a rake

I still have more physical presence than you, manlet

"Far right" today means wanting the same immigration and border controls that leftie parties had in the 70's and 80's.

18 stone you gimp

keeping up appearances

still amazes me that there are adults that unironically watch disney films targeted at young children, madness

there are mentally ill cross dressing freaks with a more manly physique than you

lads

“I'm bald. AMA”

still amazes me that there are adults who constantly shitpost on this site targeted at retarded cunts, madness

>when you wake up and check your texts and it is girls trying to hotline bling you

There's some pakis talking about oil prices and how this country's shit to his paki mate to my right.

>all these girls have fallen for the 'lawyer' in your tinder bio

Ah yes, truly excited for when I graduate and can do the same.

go back to fucking reddit you bellend

bit angry there lad haha!!

What did he mean by this