>News • user posts pics of his Intellimouse • user is lost and posts his new chink shit in /hpg/ • AwfulReviews user confirms Fasttech sells the better fidget cube copy • user gets the Xiaomi Mi Pen • user reviews a SNES controller • user participated in Gearbest's Lucky Bag event and bought one, his lucky bag contained a quality dash camera • user receives a weeb figure • Gearbest now also has a egg game, no exploits found as of yet • user benches a Kingdian S500 • user reviews a Qshave Merkur knockoff • Anons post their new arrivals • user bought The One ring for just 90 cents Previous thread
regular op wasn't there to make a new thread and someone else made one in his place.
I don't know why he made this duplicate one.
Chase Jenkins
Just report the one which was created later. Which is this one.
Oliver Moore
What's the smallest non-garbage locking chink knife available?
Pretty sure pic related is the smallest one available, but since I'm here I'd rather not spend $20 + shipping on what's essentially half a cubic centimeter of steel and g10. Ironically enough it's the same weight as the notably larger Spyderco Dragonfly II (no longer available on ali, RIP) but that's probably because the dw-1 is liner lock.
Jeremiah Harris
your news are garbage, why dont you fill it with Dogee Shoot 1 Outback Steakhouse pics instead?
Parker Hughes
Not him, but just post this news in the real thread. Absolutely no reason to create another one.
Joshua Butler
yes, yes. it's shit.
/p/ here, look at the corner softness. shitty plastic lens might even be decentered. sky blown out, no dynamic range like a 550nm canon sensor. over sharpened in post processing, water colour noise reduction. muted colours. flaring everywhere. muh leica glow.
1 nanking was not enough.
shit/10.
Kayden Williams
>2 threads
Kevin Rogers
I've started dating a cute boy I met through Sup Forums but I have never had sex before much less gay sex. I was wondering if it's safe to buy lube off AliExpress. I don't want to buy something that irritates my penis or something.
Chase Hernandez
Anyone tried out chink whetstones? They are expensive as fuck locally but aliexpress has ones for a couple dollars.
Adrian Powell
While it is probably safe just buy some good lube, shit is cheap and you can be sure exactly what it is. I may be a lesbian but my gf needs lube because she's abnormally tight and we just buy some decent lube, which as I said doesn't cost a whole lot.
Also is the bitchboi a trap?
Evan Adams
Did you check if they're not tiny? While there's wicked sharp / other sharpening device clones that are fairly good which use very small whetstones you can buy off ali with good results, large whetstones aren't all that cheap and are very likely to break in transport. Read more in the infograph.
Easton Parker
Wow you know your Doogee Shoot 1 basics
Your opinion made me like the Doogee Shoot 1 more. I'm gonna buy 2.
Thanks mate.
Alexander Davis
Actually a wicked edge clone would be even better. Been wanting to have a rig that could properly angle my knives.
Adrian Moore
One decently sized package. What's inside?
Isaiah Flores
This thread has the /csg/ bunny mascot in the OP image so it's the real one
Nolan Ortiz
Reminder that Dodgy Doogee shit are worth garbage.
They're (the concept) great. Chink ones can have the details and fittings fall apart, but work well enough to buy one rather than the original which is likie $100 more expensive sans shipping. Considering getting one and a 10 grit stone to bevel the knives I make.
Like what he said It's not surprising when you buy Chink shit. It's not against Doogee but for the entire Chinese smartphone community. So buying Doogee Shoot 1 is still safe.
Levi Howard
user, no. Don't be retarded. China/Ali has no quality control for their products like other countries do so you never know what is in them. It'll probably end up ruining your penis and whatever orifice you put it in. Never buy sex toys, makeup, or anything that goes in your body from online chink stores.
Gavin Gutierrez
I'll show it off once I paint (I'm thinking of staining it red) and assemble, but first impression is it looks to be pretty alright. The neck's been cut along the grain a little oddly (mainly the head is affected by this) and there's the odd splinter, so it might need a little sandpaper or something to smooth it out. I think it's made of maple, but I don't know much about wood. Also, the instructions are in English, and for some reason, Swedish?
Nolan Anderson
>nice comprehension there
doogee? more like dodgy right?
Ian Bailey
Yeah that's what I meant, didn't make it clear enough. Don't put chink shit inside you, user.
Adam Wright
What will it take for you to strip away your delusion and for you to admit your buyers remorse? Holy fuck. Waiting for more fake photos taken from your "Doogee" that you've ripped from reviews of the Samsung S7 you pathetic faggot.
Lincoln Ward
Muh Pakistani mousepad to replace muh Shinkai clouds mousepad from artsmoo.
Luke Lopez
because ikea
Carter Ortiz
It's not delusion if you're being paid to shill the Doogee on Sup Forums. For all his bluster no one here has taken review photos taken with entirely different phones and tried to pass them off as taken with a budget chink phone to shill it on /csg/. This guy has repeatedly. Then he has the nerve to turn around and rant about imaginary "Xiaomi shills" even though nobody with a Xiaomi has lied like this.
This general is in the toilet thanks to this shill. I hope the chinks are paying you well you Dodgy Doogee faggot.
Angel Scott
nice dupe, check the cat pls next time
Easton Watson
He's false flagging.
Jason Bennett
>Bought Chuwi Hi Pro 10 >It's out of stock Which 10 inch tablet should I get instead? Have 160$.
Josiah Sanchez
Awful reviews here with a new video, got another better autism cube yesterday, i made a comparison video between the old bad one and the new good one:
Cross posting part of my cgl order here. I'll post reviews when everything arrives.
Joshua King
underage b&
Christopher Kelly
watched, liked and subscribed!
Daniel Lee
RIP Comfy Reviews All hail Awful Reviews
Austin Edwards
nice dildos
Ethan Martinez
because he's an attention seeking faggot and it makes his little dick go hard.
Christian Parker
Can't he just masturbate to sissification hypnosis vids like normal people?
Landon Hughes
Holy shit, am I unlucky or are so many sellers on AliExpress completely braindead?
I have ordered an item 3 different times from 3 different "reputable" stores.
First one "sends out item" and then says a day later that they didn't have my variant in stock so they didn't send it. I have to ask them 3 times for a refund, and they say I have to open dispute then - which I can't do because it was "recently shipped"..
Second one "sends it out", I ask after a week because no tracking status, they say it can take a long time, and then 5 days after say that "post office just told us your parcel got lost". Okay, shit happens, but then they say my variant is out of stock -- but I have been the only one to make an order in the last month. Ask them for refund and can't get it ASAP because of same reason as #1.
Third merchant does same as first, so now I have to wait another 2 weeks to get my money back.
Like Jesus Christ why is is so hard to get a cheap chink mp3 player on this site? Have $90 locked into AliExpress because even the most trusted merchants are scum I guess????
Christian Powell
A lot of butthurt for a dead thread
John Cooper
user gets chinked
Isaiah Cooper
no butthurt here, I don't give a fuck who makes the thread and I'm kinda happy regularop takes care that there's always a thread. That said, creating a second thread when there's already one just reeks of attention seeking faggotry. that shit doesn't happen with most other generals.
Michael King
got a a xiaomi piston 3 headphones today for which i paid $3.92 unfortunately they dont really work on my laptop, i almost only get sound out of the right one and have to have the balance at like 6% left 90% right to get somewhere near similar from both mic doest seem to connect either maybe xps 13 doesnt have 4 pin jack support or maybe its the drivers i dont know
if anyone has a idea id be greatful otherwise $4 isnt a huge loss
they are nice, hole dimensions and spacing are good waiting for some mcu and peripherals to arrive
unfortunately xps 13 doesnt have two audio jacks but thanks
alright, didnt honestly expect more from cheap headphones, just wanted a pair of headphones with a mic to use on my laptop
Ethan King
Laptops don't take mic input through three pole jacks regardless.
Brody Long
Those PCB are SHIT 100%. Don't even bother using them. Get the green ones, 10000 times better. 0/10 would not use them again. I though my soldering skills were shit, but upon switching to other boards my skills improved 10x. Still shit anyway.
Logan Cruz
Use this thread
Justin Sullivan
Mine does.
Jack Ward
some of the newer thin ones do kys
Camden James
But your solder skills do suck. Had no problem soldering on these.
And the green ones are double-sided, which can be useful but it makes desoldering components again a major pain in the ass.
Charles Jenkins
damn, what retard thought that would be a good idea to remove the mic jack then
shouldnt be a difference between green and diarrhoea pcb's desu greens only look nicer maybe im wrong i dont know
James James
Ah k. Get these instead, they're the successor to the Piston 3.
>Get these instead, they're the successor to the Piston 3. thanks but no thanks, they also have 4 pin jack, will buy 3 pin next time because xps 13 dont works with 4 pins apparently maybe rock zircon or something cheaper
Brayden Lopez
Anyone has expirience in LED matrix display that I could easly connect to a raspberry pi?
Cameron Bennett
Teavivre
Daniel Price
This thread is just kept alive by samefagging.
Josiah Jenkins
that's probably hemp, you could buy a bag full of seeds at the pet store or even Walmart
Kayden Fisher
>He says while the other thread only has 11 unique ips and this one 33
Grayson Martinez
what happened archives is down
Bentley Anderson
Nothing, Awful shared his latest video and a jannie mistook it for a referral url.
Chase Cox
because you keep it on the front page with your samefagging this one has about a 2:1 ratio, the other 1:1
Asher Richardson
Bubble bags to create "herb" extraction Gummy bear tray to make gummy bear edibles Sorbitol to add sweetness and springiness Other ingredients I can get local.
Wish me luck
Camden Torres
>cancerous gummy bears
Carson King
First time I order chink shit. Wish me luck anons.
Gavin Gonzalez
I'll give it to the chinks.
Owen Kelly
The MiBand! the shipping was pretty fast (about 15 days).
And the autism(tm) earplugs. Material looks still, sound is clear, pretty deep bass too.
I wasn't chinked this time, but I wasn't a risk taker on those products either. To be continued...
Thanks friend.
Jordan Allen
I'm looking to get a chink controller, and I'm a bit surprised by the prices on NES/SNES bluetooth controllers... some $30 at the very least, while different looking ones are down to $2.
Is there a difference or are they just playing on "muh retro" effect?
Josiah Allen
Never tried this app, what's different about it? The base Mi app seems perfectly fine to me.
Nicholas Green
Perfect first order desu fampai, it's the absolute best thing I bought from the chinks really, the one that hasn't died randomly, that hasn't broken, and that hasn't left my wrist in months.
Justin Russell
If you're okay with sending your personal health data to Xiaomi then no problem. Just remember they could partner up with 3rd party food/health companies to tailor ads shown to you or try to sell you supplements etc.
Matthew Parker
No, the 8bitdo controllers are genuinely good and worth the money. The 2$ are ones are cheap trash.
Jaxon Sullivan
thisalso the $2 ones are USB not bluetooth. If you want a bluetooth controller that's closer to Dualshock / Xbox check out Xiaomi Gamepad and Gamesir G3S
Jace Reed
Which Orange Pi should I buy for using as a PleX client? One?
Jayden Campbell
how long do reviews take to post? I posted some pics but they haven't shown up yet
also what if the the pics hypothetically contain subtle boipucci
