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German-Anglo friendship edition
We wuz Saxons and hun pride worldwide subedition

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incredible, just incredible.

any updates on the poleaboo situation

fwb just told me she's found a bf

gutted

German, Anglo and Francophone friendship? pls

>Francophone
>>>/gas/

you stupid, ugly fucking cunt

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*pumps you up*
*jumps on your stomach*

getting cucked

fwb's son is stealing my beers out of the fridge lads

>German-Anglo friendship edition
Why would Germans want to be friends with muslims?

Franks>>>>>>>>>>>>>Saxons

>triggered saxon

Come on lad, French are bro-tier nowadays

>Well I didn't gain anything from it

not in this life brother

Germany has at least double the amount of Muslims we do if not more

We're not sikhs, tho

maisie

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Oh baby a triple

is that you LMAO

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tony-blair-calls-for-ground-forces-to-fight-a-proper-war-against-isis-a7044766.html

gf and i have been seeing each other well over a month but we don't call each other bf or gf because we're awkward spackers who cringe at relationshippy stuff

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It's okay to have chocolate as long as you count the calories, right?

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~DANGEROUS~
Highly Reactive Jam!!

youtube.com/watch?v=0UwRBb08wI4

Hate that cunt

Britain has double the amount of Khans if not more.

literally my house

chocolate wont make a difference you fat fucking morbidly obese paki tranny cunt

Lads should I just hide my pyrazolam in my socks? I don't have to take my shoes off at the scanner cos I always wear trainers when I fly

Thought of a great shitpost at work but now I've forgotten it

It would have been nice if he had his fit grand daughter with him. Probably could have gotten a shag from it.

Ah well.

>Why would Germans want to be friends with muslims?

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sat on some chocolate so it looks like i've pooed myself

The GOAT Voivod song.

youtube.com/watch?v=kFEB6Mn0rw4

>people say Ontario isn't English

why does the surname matter?

Fuck off Yank

Really really really bored

need to skip time until dinner

>acknowledging that the "left and right" viewpoint of ideology is popular is the exact same as saying that they are the only choices of view
ah yes very good

I think it's bad news for the English game
We're not creative enough, we're not positive enough
We'll go on getting bad results (getting bad results, getting bad results, getting bad results...)

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reported
hope you enjoy prison you drug smuggling cuntflap

Emmerdale

Whatcha ya gonna do brother, when the Hulkamania runs wild on you!?

Dog civil rights movement when

I'm a fucking princess

the only muslim lad in my village is the bloke who owns the kebab shop

top bloke tbqh don't see what all the fuss is. he's even the only shop open on christmas, very convenient

Is it better to have a girlfriend who is:

>Bit of a lad, but not very caring or cutesy

>Cutesy and caring, but a bit dull

>Bud Light Lime
>those two cucks stuck in the shed

>59846273
FUCK OFF CUNT

Fair enough, but can we atleast agree it's the worst one in our little pocket of the universe? Maybe, just maybe there are trans-dimensional shitposters who have even worse gimmicks beyond our comprehension.

fuck off satan

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actual cringe

>football

le spherical object on le english grass !!

Might steal some tramadol from the woman at work who has a bad back

>not having dinner now
really disappointed in you.
how was work petal x

the princess of pork crackling maybe *everyone laughs*

They have Kahns instead

super satan desu

You look pretty smart, tbqh.

my gf is a bit of both haha

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She seems genuinely happy in life and you don't.

The Outer Limits is probably my favorite thrash album desu
or one of

great song though
youtube.com/watch?v=Zb8U38lTcq8
I saw them live too years ago

*takes a pill in Ibiza*

>Really really really bored
same, haven't got out of bed yet
might watch game of door holding

Thanks :)

>being mean to a girl you like
how immature

>women and gender studies
>happy

kek

This.

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You think strippers like you too, don't you?

FOND

Been acting like such a paki lately lads

Don't know what's gotten into me

Ah yes. I better get a tattoo to accentuate how much of a special snowflake I am.

*thinks you're cool*

It was alri

Found out I will be getting a pay rise announced soon, seemingly independent of my contract

what bout you doll?

game of memes xdxdxdxdxd hold le door for mlady XDD *tips hat* winter... le coming XD maisie

*takes a paracetamol in Majorca*

it's impossible to get high off pyrazolam

it's a miracle drug for spergs who abuse substances

Reminder that all you autists will never even have a chance with a bird like this, she's probably getting chatted up for a bang by 10 5/10s which is around 4 points higher than you lot.

>getting angry over feminists
learn to stop getting to upset, if you have any backbone and aren't completely abrasive (and neither is she) you can usually get along fine despite being a Rorke

haha calm it elizabeth dear

I GOT THIS FEELING ON A SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE, I WATCHED, I LET IT BURN
I THREW YOUR SHIT INTO A BAG AND PUSHED IT DOWN THE STAIRS
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE
I DON'T CARE
I LOVE IT
I DON'T CARE

>I'm
have you dropped the Poleaboo thing now?

Need to catch up on it desu

only watched the first 2 episodes this series

been banned from the #bookz channel on IRC lads

>Bud Light Lime
Wew
It's almost that time of the year

Da na, nanana naaaaa, na na naaaaa

looks alright for a window licker

Projecting: the post

nu male

why do you assume we're all autists?

i spent literally all of saturday evening shagging after having not seeing my gf in two weeks

(she's qt too)

there is nothing wrong with being muslim

u a 14 yo girl?

incredible
how did you manage that

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Want to watch a film. I have:

Con Air
Akira
Face/Off
Frank
Her
The Babadook
Cloud Atlas
Brigde of Spies
Mud
Inherent Vice
Southland Tales

Trips decides what I watch.